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The Giant Frozen Zombie Killers of Studly Penguins

“If it doesn't matter who wins or loses; why keep score?”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Texas


The Giant Frozen Zombie Killers of Studly Penguins is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Hiram Fox with an even hand, and renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 10.97 billion Studly Penguinians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Education and Law & Order are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort McGuire. The average income tax rate is 91%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate. Studly Penguins's national animal is the Super-Hyped Up Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Krone.

Studly Penguins is ranked 150th in Texas and 115,778th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -19 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Studly Penguins is currently researching a cure.

People: 10,969,914,764

Zombies: 0

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