The Giantic Frozen Igloo of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
If it doesn't matter who wins or loses; why keep score?
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Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Giantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Hiram Fox with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 11.866 billion Studly Penguinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort McGuire. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Studly Penguinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,044 trillion Kroner a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 172,273 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, concussed Super-Hyped Up Penguinball players cannot remember their lineup position, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, and the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Studly Penguins's national animal is the Super-Hyped Up Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Studly Penguins is ranked 168th in Texas and 142,403rd in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with -29.52 Net Tourists per hour.

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