Population | 25.392 billion |
Capital | Fort McGuire |
Leader | Hiram Fox |
Currency | Krone |
Animal | Super-Hyped Up Penguin |
The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hiram Fox with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.392 billion Studly Penguinians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort McGuire. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Studly Penguinian economy, worth a remarkable 8,035 trillion Kroner a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 316,474 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
With increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal diminutive intelligence officers, and spies caught in Studly Penguins are never heard from again. Crime is totally unknown. Studly Penguins's national animal is the Super-Hyped Up Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Studly Penguins is ranked 18,566th in the world and 12th in Texas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.53 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, spies caught in Studly Penguins are never heard from again.
- : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal diminutive intelligence officers.
- : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
- : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof.
- : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, Studly Penguins Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
- : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles.
- : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Hiram Fox's most personal functions.
- : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
- : Studly Penguins voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 11 » Indian Empire, Gig em Aggies, United States of Woodward, Darth Kermit, Ewing Oil Co, Buc-ee Gas Station, Mocanaqua, Seeker Alpha, Heavolia, NewTexas, and United Kodiaks.