The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hiram Fox with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 25.571 billion Studly Penguinians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort McGuire. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Studly Penguinian economy, worth a remarkable 8,163 trillion Kroner a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 319,256 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Studly Penguinians, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation. Crime is totally unknown. Studly Penguins's national animal is the Super-Hyped Up Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Studly Penguins is ranked 261,740^th in the world and 83^rd in Texas for Most Armed, with 0.17 weapons per person.