The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of
Democratic Socialists
Ninety-five percent certain we're still doomed
Hiram Fox
Regional Influence
Ambassador
Lieutenant Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hiram Fox with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.78 billion Studly Penguinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort McGuire. The average income tax rate is 23.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Studly Penguinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,422 trillion Kroner a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 175,765 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel, the might of the nation's military are undertaking a long march to colonisation in Brasilistan, the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight, and armed police units patrol the roads late at night. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Studly Penguins's national animal is the Super-Hyped Up Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Studly Penguins is ranked 163rd in Texas and 137,205th in the world for Safest, scoring -59.133 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, armed police units patrol the roads late at night.
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, the might of the nation's military are undertaking a long march to colonisation in Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel.
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
  • : Studly Penguins lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, the Super-Hyped Up Penguin is believed to be extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, one lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog.
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.

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