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The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins

“If it doesn't matter who wins or loses; why keep score?”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Texas


The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hiram Fox with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed population of 9.789 billion enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Education and Law & Order are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort McGuire. The average income tax rate is 82%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The fire protection service is wholly government-funded, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, Fort McGuire is a police state during international summits, and citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a serious problem. Studly Penguins's national animal is the Super-Hyped Up Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Krone.

Studly Penguins is ranked 6th in Texas and 931st in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 2,563.75 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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