Most Secular: 53rd Largest Information Technology Sector: 236th Most Rebellious Youth: 285th
The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of
Left-Leaning College State
The meat is free, but you have to work for the gravy!
Hiram Fox
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Lieutenant Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hiram Fox with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 15.571 billion Studly Penguinians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort McGuire. The average income tax rate is 4.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Studly Penguinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,921 trillion Kroner a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 187,626 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

An epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, education and welfare spending are on the rise, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets, and the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Studly Penguins's national animal is the Super-Hyped Up Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Studly Penguins is ranked 180,521st in the world and 191st in Texas for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -62.16 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Secular: 53rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 236thMost Rebellious Youth: 285thMost Scientifically Advanced: 294thMost Influential: 553rdHighest Crime Rates: 628thHealthiest Citizens: 647thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 655thLeast Corrupt Governments: 696thSmartest Citizens: 766thMost Armed: 780thRudest Citizens: 1,089thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,113thMost Inclusive: 1,336thMost Efficient Economies: 1,375thMost Cultured: 1,376thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,847thMost Avoided: 2,197thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,387thHighest Economic Output: 2,462ndLargest Black Market: 2,891stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,899thMost Developed: 3,106thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,440thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,986thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,156thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,596thHighest Average Incomes: 5,708thLargest Populations: 5,876thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 12,344thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,557thNudest: 14,284thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,601st
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Studly Penguins voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Compliance Commission".
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, education and welfare spending are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Super-Hyped Up Penguinball fields.
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.

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