The Giantic Frozen Igloo of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
If it doesn't matter who wins or loses; why keep score?
Regional Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Giantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hiram Fox with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 12.596 billion Studly Penguinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort McGuire. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Studly Penguinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,879 trillion Kroner a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,174 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Studly Penguins's national animal is the Super-Hyped Up Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Studly Penguins is ranked 148th in Texas and 118,631st in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -8 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Studly Penguins lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects.
  • : Studly Penguins endorsed The Havensky Military of Airship Armada.
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • : Studly Penguins lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.

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