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The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins

“If it doesn't matter who wins or loses; why keep score?”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Texas

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The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Hiram Fox with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed population of 9.821 billion enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Education and Law & Order are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort McGuire. The average income tax rate is 82%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Drunk drivers are sentenced to death, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, and students cut up leftover Krones during Arts and Crafts. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a serious problem. Studly Penguins's national animal is the Super-Hyped Up Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Krone.

Studly Penguins is ranked 176th in Texas and 121,754th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -14 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Studly Penguins voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend The NationStates Community"".
  • 4 hours ago: Studly Penguins voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Reproductive Freedoms"".
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, students cut up leftover Krones during Arts and Crafts.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Studly Penguins lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, Super-Hyped Up Penguin is one of the most popular forenames in Studly Penguins.

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