The Giantic Frozen Igloo of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
If it doesn't matter who wins or loses; why keep score?
Regional Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Giantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hiram Fox with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 11.672 billion Studly Penguinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort McGuire. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Studly Penguinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,928 trillion Kroner a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,253 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, calling out of the blue has become taboo, and frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Studly Penguins's national animal is the Super-Hyped Up Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Studly Penguins is ranked 3rd in Texas and 2,349th in the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 13 Valid Endorsements.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, calling out of the blue has become taboo.
  • 21 hours ago: Studly Penguins was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most World Assembly Endorsements (last census: Top 1%).
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Studly Penguins voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Nuclear Arms Possession Act"".
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Studly Penguins was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, the nation leads Texas in per capita stalking.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, all guns must be registered.

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