The United People's Republic of Xokalderix is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Ḥïnañılɛ Böläcı with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The devout population of 1.577 billion Xokalderians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lïpäsax. The average income tax rate is 28.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Xokalderian economy, worth 212 trillion þalüřɛs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,457 þalüřɛs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists, President Ḥïnañılɛ Böläcı's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support, and anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Xokalderix's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ɣüvɛmism.

Xokalderix is ranked 34,446^th in the world and 37^th in The Western Isles for Highest Average Incomes, with 134,457.65 Standard Monetary Units.