The Parliamentary Republic of Chasia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Calvin Bishop with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 22.484 billion Chasians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seneca. The average income tax rate is 10.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chasian economy, worth a remarkable 9,961 trillion kronols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 443,031 kronols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The arms industry is strictly regulated, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, woke teenagers spontaneously burst into tears when thinking about the world's woes, and enemy governments seem especially interested in Chasia's election cycle. Crime is totally unknown. Chasia's national animal is the golden masked owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Chasia is ranked 12,400^th in the world and 7^th in The Western Isles for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 9,145.93 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.