by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 115th Largest Retail Industry: 357th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 495th
The Parliamentary Republic of
Veritas. Aequitas. Libertas.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population10.28 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Calvin Bishop

Animalgolden masked owl

The Parliamentary Republic of Chasia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Calvin Bishop with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, conspicuous electricity pylons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.28 billion Chasians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seneca. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Chasian economy, worth a remarkable 3,264 trillion kronols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Retail. Average income is an amazing 317,592 kronols, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, voting is voluntary, and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Chasia's national animal is the golden masked owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Chasia is ranked 12,049th in the world and 20th in The Western Isles for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 5,238.92 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Rudest Citizens: 115thLargest Retail Industry: 357thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 495thHighest Disposable Incomes: 535thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,255thHighest Average Incomes: 1,282ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,302ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,331stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,335thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,598thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,824thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,087thSmartest Citizens: 2,183rdMost Developed: 2,320thHighest Drug Use: 2,328thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,360thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,373rdMost Influential: 2,453rdHighest Economic Output: 2,909thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,960thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,342ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,450thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,912thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,923rdMost Secular: 4,459thLargest Governments: 4,735thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,122ndFattest Citizens: 5,677thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,963rdMost Politically Free: 7,072ndNudest: 7,093rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,162ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,301stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,571stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,934thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,406thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 8,691stLargest Mining Sector: 8,895thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,555thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,248thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,328thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,049thLargest Black Market: 13,357thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,694thMost Pro-Market: 16,059th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionNudest: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 14th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 20th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chasia, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Chasia, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Chasia, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths.
  • : Following new legislation in Chasia, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Chasia, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Seneca for fear of causing a fuss.
  • : Following new legislation in Chasia, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Chasia, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime.
  • : Following new legislation in Chasia, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
  • : Following new legislation in Chasia, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Chasia, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.


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