Population | 20.726 billion |
Capital | Seneca |
Leader | Prime Minister Calvin Bishop |
Currency | kronol |
Animal | golden masked owl |
The Parliamentary Republic of Chasia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Calvin Bishop with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.726 billion Chasians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seneca. The average income tax rate is 8.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Chasian economy, worth a remarkable 8,953 trillion kronols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 431,991 kronols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
The parliament building has installed a revolving door, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime is almost non-existent. Chasia's national animal is the golden masked owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Chasia is ranked 14,947th in the world and 40th in The Western Isles for Most Cultured, scoring 101 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Chasia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Following new legislation in Chasia, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Chasia, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
- : Following new legislation in Chasia, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Chasia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Following new legislation in Chasia, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.
- : Following new legislation in Chasia, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
- : Following new legislation in Chasia, movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens.
- : Chasia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Chasia, military spending is on the increase.