The Parliamentary Republic of Chasia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Calvin Bishop with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, conspicuous electricity pylons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.28 billion Chasians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seneca. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Chasian economy, worth a remarkable 3,264 trillion kronols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Retail. Average income is an amazing 317,592 kronols, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, voting is voluntary, and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Chasia's national animal is the golden masked owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Chasia is ranked 12,049^th in the world and 20^th in The Western Isles for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 5,238.92 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.