The Parliamentary Republic of Chasia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Calvin Bishop with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.934 billion Chasians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seneca. The average income tax rate is 10.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chasian economy, worth a remarkable 5,541 trillion kronols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 397,689 kronols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

High school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country. Crime is totally unknown. Chasia's national animal is the golden masked owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Chasia is ranked 18,083^rd in the world and 1^st in The Western Isles for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 85.36 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.