The Direct Democratic Union of Rumargan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Chief Administrator Morgana Buremy with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.068 billion Rumargani enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moeby. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rumargani economy, worth 595 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 146,507 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market, the nation wears its high incidence of chromosomal diseases as a badge of pride, and the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially. Crime is totally unknown. Rumargan's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is atheist humanism.

Rumargan is ranked 4,848^th in the world and 26^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 44,784.76 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.