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Atlas RMB

WA Delegate: The Free Union of Acronie (elected )

Founder: Bratislav

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 309th Most Nations: 409th Most Influential: 802nd+4
Fattest Citizens: 1,471st Highest Economic Output: 1,673rd Most Avoided: 2,109th Most Cultured: 2,117th
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Welcome to Atlas, a world-based modern-tech realistic roleplaying region. Founded in 2013, we are a vibrant and active community, with an active Discord and an array of roleplays, as well as several regional organisations to join. Please fill out an application in the sign-ups below to join!


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Active RPs:
Mont Chagrin Academy
Parakos Revolution
Saldavi Dawn
Tlecopo Separatist Crisis (upcoming)


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    Constitution of Atlas

    BulletinPolicy by Valdiu . 122 reads.

Embassies: Atlas Puppets, Empire of Andrew, Sunalaya, Nova, Panessos, Ordis, The Glorious Nations of Iwaku, Greater Dienstad, Realism and RP, U R N, The Western Isles, Great Terra, Borealias, Astyria, Gholgoth, Septentrion, and 30 others.The Forgotten Lands, Winterfell, Geopolity, Confederacy of Allied States, Nationalist Commonwealth of Free Regions, Greater Ixnay, Paradoxia, Avadam Inn, The Commonwealth of Crowns, The Embassy, The Local Cluster, United Valhaven, Emirates of Futurnia, Nadeyatsya, Star Wars Battlefront, Tiandi, Grand Central, Aeia, Union of Free Nations, Elvarya, The Warden World, Laotis, Regionless, Island of Atlas, Trevelyan, Alternatus Historia, The NewsStand, Kingdoms of Abisa, The Great Universe, and Ajax.

Tags: Fantasy Tech, Founderless, Human-Only, Independent, Map, Medium, Modern Tech, Neutral, P2TM, Pacifist, Regional Government, Role Player, and 5 others.Serious, Silly, Snarky, Social, and Sports.

Regional Power: Moderate

Atlas contains 33 nations, the 409th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Inclusive in Atlas

WA analysts ranked nations based on whether all citizens were commonly treated as equally valuable members of society.

As a region, Atlas is ranked 7,616th in the world for Most Inclusive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Posadist-Hoxhaist State of Glorious ReBublic of AlevstanDemocratic Socialists“revisionists and reactionaries OUT NOW”
2.The United Proletarian Republics of GorbatovPsychotic Dictatorship“Доўг, Гонар, Айчына”
3.The Ol' Redrum Stare of Western Vale ConfederacyLeft-Leaning College State“You give up a few things chasing a dream”
4.The Grand Sovereignty of The United Empire of ExucularAnarchy“Of the People, By the King, For the Nation.”
5.The Republic of TenburgDemocratic Socialists“Quaecunque”
6.The Democratic Union of New GiliberaftaCivil Rights Lovefest“A Nation of Great Virtue”
7.The Anime Reality Empire of FlardaniaCivil Rights Lovefest“Yuniti, Byōdō, Tayō-sei (Unity, Equality, Diversity)”
8.The Sophocracy of EnsCivil Rights Lovefest“The starry skies above us and the moral law within us.”
9.The Democratic Republic of HindustaneMoralistic Democracy“Jai Hind!”
10.The People's Republic of Democratic Union of CydoniaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“All For One and One For All”
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Regional Happenings

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Atlas Regional Message Board

dammit the raiders left

who will i have to dominate me now

oh cool the raiders left

when ur region is so boring and dead not even raiders want to occupy it

West Aurelia wrote:every day we stray further from god's light

Part II: Electric Boogaloo!

Individual Quotes

West Aurelia
Carloso
Viridisolum
Cydonia
Sde Dov
New Kvenland
Zunkwentania
Giliberafta
Stasnov
Luepola
Bavaria
Huda
Chilokver
Vietnam
Roski
Elesar
Western Vale Confederacy
Hayabusa
Navorgska
Yalos
Bari
Allied Connurist States
Deian salazar
Victoriala

Coversations

The Time Luey Convinced Everyone He Works for the Azov Battalion
Hue'ran
Aur Proposes to Karl
The
Atlas' Endless Dick-Measuring Competition
The X-Files
Karl and Kven
Breastfeeding
Rood Awakening
Eyebrows
THL's Return
Yum Yum X Bum
9/11
KKK
The II: Electric Boogaloo
Porn
Luey and Elesar
T-14
Borderline Rape
Das Beer Boot
Luey Almost Fights a Kid
The Atlasian Game Industry

Individual Quotes

West Aurelia

West Aurelia wrote:a poem boi aur

purg dat ani teel it bleeds liek a waterfall
splish splash
dei blood falls on dei floor
i drink it up liek soop
and loob it up wif sauce
tender and juicy
dei juices on mei face
i herd its gud 4 mei skin
and herd too aer peppr grindrs in dei distance
i ofer dat ani 2 karl
and hoep he blesses mei
karl is dei ani's bane
dei won dei kall an god
an god of pepr, an purging mastur
he owns an dei/nitekare
which is moi alma mater
an ivi leeg uni it iz
specializing in dei culinary arts
especially pepr, which karl is an god of
roses aer red
voilets aer blu
i fecked yuor mem last noite
wot a wonderful world

West Aurelia wrote:az karls spouse nd en sheikul karlam

i wheel issu en fatwa on dis topik

all furms of dei sexuak aktivitis r legal ebrywere in dei wurld

iz absolutly halal to komit prostishun in dei rmb

West Aurelia wrote:i'll kork yuo en yuor ani tonite

yuo no wot elz iz hard

moi sosage

West Aurelia wrote:vigorous thrusting

West Aurelia wrote:i fail to see how that will get him online

get karl to rouse him from his sleep

if yuo no wot i meen

West Aurelia wrote:i lub peprin anis al dei ebry dei

West Aurelia wrote:tierd ov feckin yer mem

jk

i lazt 5eber

West Aurelia wrote:> implies canada is a country
> silly 52nd state

Carloso

New carloso wrote:Meanwhile in guuuuuuudd carloso, CBC radio 1, DeAndre Harris is delivering some serious mediation advice. Hmmmmm yeah thats right maybe hmmmmmm say it with me. Hmmmmmmm make a sticky mess on yo thighs hmmmmmm. Only on Morning Carloso

New carloso wrote:Brb need to go wank in the mountains

New carloso wrote:rund nd rund de peppr goes
liek mr rubber ducky in the bath dub
quack quack quack it goes
taking off moi cloths
getting hot getting spicy
as i lub up with cyd's sekret suace
de peppr grinders go

New carloso wrote:Hmmm

I read that as Brandon wanks

New carloso wrote:*advances on children*

New carloso wrote:spidey widey crawls into ur ani

New carloso wrote:Ey bbe

Karl iz wating for u 2 pick up the phoen

*sexi pose*

I'm waiting

Pick up de poen so we kan talk about social welfare

*imagine sky channel 999*

New carloso wrote:Fuk

Chanel 931, 943 and 944 for sauci talk on social welfare wit karl

New carloso wrote:All de wurld belungs to de empire of de anis

An ancient race of hishly sophisticated ppl who conquered de wurld

Dey were all pepprd in de grate purging nd nvr seen or heard again

De survivors attached themselves 2 de monkeys nd maed huamnes.

Dats how humane cecame smart and how dey orginaited

moi thesis

New carloso wrote:i need lebensraum

New carloso wrote:ey bbe

cqlm down so i kan strap a dildo to ur forehead

New carloso wrote:cuming for de childrun

New carloso wrote:fuk

cud someone cum rund 2 peppr me shurtly

New carloso wrote:de ani iz mesmerizing

New carloso wrote:i offer 1 ani for an peppr grainder

New carloso wrote:o rlly?

hello children, let me peppr ur ani

New carloso wrote:oh yus u so sauci zunk

u finaly hav pube

New carloso wrote:don't talk 2 ur ani mastur liek dat

New carloso wrote:ant eater wiggles into ur ani

sniff sniff

New carloso wrote:Exactly

or

I vigorously thrusted the pepper grinder into the hole

New carloso wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Aryan_Resistance

Dese ppl r moi heroes

New carloso wrote:lel

bang ma dik iz getting raped by earthquake

fgts

New carloso wrote:MI NAEM IZ KARL
I WUNT 2 STUF U INSIED A WITE FORD TRANSIT VAN ND PEPPR U

New carloso wrote:[Boy:]
I peppr ur ani nao
Beng over
Hnnnng

New carloso wrote:Step 3: praise allah

New carloso wrote:HHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

yuuuuuuuuuuusssssss bbbbbbhbbebeeeeeeeee

Dddaaaattt stiiiiiffff luuuung rod

New carloso wrote:I peppr de ani of de gurls

New carloso wrote:human centipede crawling into ur ani tonite

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New carloso wrote:I shgged ur nan last nite

New carloso wrote:HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

DAAAAAAAAAATTTTT LUUUUUUUUNNGGGGG STIIIIIIIFFFFFFF ROOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD

Viridisolum

Viridisolum wrote:I'll finger Bavaria's Bavarian juice out.

Viridisolum wrote:"Trade was booming, people flourishing, slaves working, and women and men reproducing."

That line though. XD

Canadian monarchists wrote:I've come to rub your tits.

You'll all be fine after the treatment. All you have to do is to expose those nips and I'll do the suckin-the scrubbing.

Canadian monarchists wrote:Just cooperate and put your nips against my face.

Canadian monarchists wrote:I waited for six hours and nobody wanted a nip job?

Okay, all the gud titties should go to me and those with the saggy grandma-tits should ignore this.

Viridisolum wrote:So never reveal your identities lest you perish in either your sleep or at school all of sudden.

Or that you will be raped for your body.

Viridisolum wrote:My ani hurts.

Viridisolum wrote:My anus is bleeding

Canadian monarchists wrote:My ani is pepprable.

Canadian monarchists wrote:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

BRING ME SUM PEPPR STICKS!

Cydonia

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:back from my two day wanking session in the pashtun highlands

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:*walking

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:ye
bet u culdnt handel de lung stuf rod

Sde Dov

Sde dov wrote:fuk

den 50 sheids is fgt copy of karls riting

Sde dov wrote:and on the third dei
brat has risen

there iz nu god but brat and karl iz dei messenger of brat

Sde dov wrote:ill be cuming rund to peppr yuo shortli

Sde dov wrote:mfw when

>i find a penis drawn on my car with the dust
>a sex scene is played in a tv in the barbershop

New Kvenland

New Kvenland wrote:uh uh uh uh yus erm erm ye dat stiff rod ummmm yuuuus

New Kvenland wrote:ur ani es moi lebensraum

New Kvenland wrote:mfw half of the conversations i have with bari over tg are about gay sex, and another quarter are about straight sex

New Kvenland wrote:nation=turkhestan/detail=factbook/id=409828

this guy must either write for the Pakistani government or for BuzzFeed

New Kvenland wrote:

sinc dei fgt scp adminustraetr left fr dei fgt centr, i hav taekn dei roel of runin fr faondr

voet mei

ye

brati es tu fgt fr dis rejun, wich es nut fgt. dis es establishd bai dei hue'an, nd es tr00fuk

dus, wei must remov dei fgtc

so brati mus go

il gib evrioen en dei rejun tresgudfuk peprin evri niet,kuz dei desrv et. exep wvc. he an fgt

ul bei woshd en dei see of moi graetnes, ye

il remov dei fgtc, fukbois, bichnigrs, nd so furth

il maek dei kkk dei ofishul relijun of atlus

moi lung stif rod wel convinc u ef ur nut kunvincd

et kunvincd ur mem wen i fekd hr las niet

...

ye

voet mei fr faondr pls

ef u dun, dei driev-bai shutrs wel kum fr u

k

bai

Zunkwentania

Zunkwentania wrote:Sometimes, Viridi, I begin to think you're a coherent version of Carl

Zunkwentania wrote:Peppur dat peni

Zunkwentania wrote:i alredi had pueb
al i wan iz an peppurin parti nao

Giliberafta

Giliberafta wrote:( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)am i sexy

( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡) pls say yus

( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡) sexxinesssss

Stasnov

Stasnov wrote:Let no one build walls to divide us,
Walls of badfuk nor walls of fgt .
Come greet the fab and stand beside us,
We'll live together or we'll die liek fgts.

Stasnov wrote:In our world poisoned by badfuk,
Those who have taken, now they must give!
And end the vanity of fgts,
We've but one Akats on which to live.

Stasnov wrote:And so begins the final gudfuk,
In the RMB and in the ani.
We stand unbowed before their fgtry,
We defy their badfuk and ani!
When we gib de gudfuk, provoked by their badfuk,
Let us be inspired by peppr and moar peppr
For though they offer us some peppr
Change will not come without moar peppr!

Stasnov wrote:Badfuk storms shake the sky
Fgt clouds blind us
Although pain in de ani awaits us
Duty calls us against the fgts

The most precious good
is peppr
And we have to defend it
With faith and courage

Raise the revolutionary flag
Which carries the people to fabness
Raise the revolutionary flag
Which carries the people to fabness

Atlasian people march
onwards to the battle
We have to smash
the Chilo

To the Barricades! To the Barricades!
For the triumph of the Fab Revolution
To the Barricades! To the Barricades!
For the triumph of the Fab Revolution

Stasnov wrote:We learned to love you
from the peppr heights
where the sun of your fabness
laid siege to badfuk

Chorus:
Here lies the clear,
the dear transparency
of your fabulous presence,
Commandte Fab Valaran

Your glorious and strong peppr
over the ani it shoots
when all of Atlas
awakens to see you

[Chorus]

You come burning the ani
with springtime fabness
to plant the flag
with the light of your peppr

[Chorus]

Your revolutionary fabness
leads you to new undertaking
where they are waiting for the gudfuk
of your liberating arm

[Chorus]

We will carry on
as we followed you then
and with THL we say to you:
"Until forever, Fab Valaran!"

Luepola

Luepola wrote:i just realized

i havent posted this in a while

Gimme, gimme, chicken tendies
Be they crispy or from Wendy's
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points
on Kid's Meal ballpit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car
to find me tendies near and far
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats
In comfy bigboy booster seats
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies, none remain.

She tries to make me take a nappy
But sleeping doesn't make me happy
Tendies are the only food
that puts me in a napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scream, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries
But tears aren't tendies, nugs, or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned
to buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I just ate?
"TENDIES, TENDIES, GET THEM NOW
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes
My foul-smelling bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.

Luepola wrote:Also I'm like 90% sure there's gonna be a gay polygamous marriage between Carl cyd sde and aur

Luepola wrote:u yuz fgt 'cleerwotur'

u no wot kind of naem dat is

a fgt naem

Luepola wrote:i might try analgation

Luepola wrote:i'm going to make a female character and RP lesbian sex with Kven

Luepola wrote:tfw HL's new name means we won't be able to 'accidentally' tag The anymore

Luepola wrote:http://puu.sh/hs7AH/135993fea3.png Zunkwentania

Luepola wrote:gimme gimme chicken tendies

Luepola wrote:the logical conclusion here is that you are a girl

Luepola wrote:my sister went into my room and started ranting about how some fgt in hunger games died

so i told her it was because he deserved to die for his disloyalty to Adolf Hitler and then did the Nazi salute

Bavaria

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Prostitution is illegal in the RMB, WVC

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Yeah *He says as he makes a left turn onto Deian's street*

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Whelp, me and my friends are back to watching 50 Shades of Gray in class.

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:yo fukboi, dafuq ur ani doin witout mai pingle in et

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:[ur a fgt intensifies]

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Let's gather round the campfire And sing our campfire song,
Hitler did nothing wrong
I was balls deep in a llama once and then Andra sucked seventeen fta c*cks
tfw no gf
Joshlol is gay, cheeki breeki i v damke
My jesus that voice you're a big guy for you
I get the frontpage in less than a black twitter comp
Let me sing you the song of my people
Roll comment
Remove kebab, lady gaga is my dad
The Meme was so supreme I let out a scream
Easy come, easy go, Hitler yes, n*ggers no
Kurt Cobain didn't die in vain
Ebola makes you grow stronger every day
Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli!
Mom's spaghetti!

Dank memes make the world go 'round it seems
Jet Fuel can't melt steel beams
Dank memes make the world go 'round it seems
Jet Fuel can't melt steel beams
Dank memes make the world go 'round it seems
Jet Fuel can't melt steel beams
Jet Fuel can't melt steel beams
Jet Fuel can't melt steel beams

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Zunk I swear to god if you are down talking your roleplay I will slap THL and call him a fukboi.

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Ravioli Ravioli Give Me The Formuoli

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:*"GNALC" he says as he enters the ani with full thrust*

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote: ( ͡͡ ͜ ʖ ͡ ) I have a list of all of Cin's fetishes.

Huda

Huda wrote:viewtopic.php?f=5&t=338134
peppr ur anis all u want

but darth penis will find yuo

Huda wrote:atlas wars i: darth penis arises

Huda wrote:Do u know how Darth Penis became Darth Penis?

His wife Padme Vageegee died ;-;

He used to be Penakin Penisstepper Whichreallyhurts

but then he turned to the Dark Side.

No offense to Star Wars lovers - I love the movies myself. Just playin' round bit.

Huda wrote:What was he like?

He was... polite. Intense. Smart. Really intimidating.

Huda version.

That fifty shades of gray was boring.

Ours is.

WAS DAGUDFUK PENIS?

fak no only sand and sandy penis

Huda wrote:bangladesh is the only place where you can get mugged in 1:00 clock in the afternoon while having your lunch in the car and peppring the ani of ur chaffeur while doing an orgy with the cops

Huda wrote:even my dik isn't as long as this

Huda wrote:nu huda

;-;

nu prob

all u need 2 writ

huda - one word. penis. Also owns Penis Cult - goes by internet fat guy syndrome name darth penis

Huda wrote:FUZ

RO

PENIS

Huda wrote:the swet titifuk

;-;

i was guing to sk if i cud have his penis for expiremental rison

earthqek mn

fuken

flying everywhr

Huda wrote:Honestly, yeah. I'm going to miss The High Lords.

Huda wrote:thank yuo

i love yuo

not in gay way

in delicate way of

penisance

May the eternal penis preserve you.

Huda wrote:if we had a dollar for every heart someone gives in atlas

the world bank will need loans from us

Huda wrote:woo

i just stuck a perfect statue.

on obama's head.

it composed of a dildo strapped on to his nose for his lying. oh yeah

we stuck a peppr on his nose too.

oh shet i forgot

we J.R.R Tolkein about Michelle Obama.

Huda wrote:West Aurelia

At this rate

WA will feel a slight tingle in his ani

he is being peppred by the kuotes

Huda wrote:Console.WriteLine ("Penis, oh my dear penis.");

Huda wrote:HERETIC

bend down to face the eternal penis in its full glori

Huda wrote:animating, flamebaiting, and masturbating

ultra drim

Huda wrote:ppl

i am running away with a

68 year old russian bridesmaid

cuz she wanted to peppr anis

Huda wrote:karloso

fak yuo

we wanted to put a seismograff on yuor charles dickens

to stop nepalese quake

but yuo wer 2 bisi pepprin mi ani

Huda wrote:proplem is

everytiem she sneezes

her penis turns to vagi or her vagi turns to penis

i dont want to cross swords every sneeze ;-;

Huda wrote:karlo mi fadr

i am maring

sum one

she is 70 year old russian bridsmed

her name is kim jong un

Huda wrote:karl mi papi

gib de badfuk explanazun boi

Huda wrote:booti

oi mi booti

Huda wrote:shet

Nepalese aftershocks are hitting in Bangladesh - while I can't experience (r anyone in Baridhara), I heard its hitting moar and moar like anis on peppr.

KARL!

ARE YOU PEPPRIN ANIS

Huda wrote:fak yu

we shud maek atlus peppr simulatur

Huda wrote:Radio Iran: IS chief Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi dies

The chief of Islamic State Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has died.

Zee News reported on Monday following a tweet by the All India Radio (AIR) that said Baghdadi's death claim has been made by Radio Iran.

ABU BAKRI AL-WHOSE YOUR DADDY is dead.

His ani shal be pepred bad and fast k?

ill then do the punishment ritual oof the eternal penis:

ripping out his ballsack hair and ripping out his ballsacks, blending them and making a smoothie which he'll drink

so hell regrow ballsacks

and ill kut again

Huda wrote:oi boots, fukbois, penises

I'll be staying in the PFQ for until May 4th, I need to RP some shat there, so, I leave the handling of my penis kult to West Aurelia, my collection of penises to Vedria, and Porn for Republic of vietnam.

I'm not leaving the region, just has business.

So Kvenland, will ask for Atlas possword in the 4th

Baii bebsi

Chilokver

New Chilokver wrote:Updated list of Atlasian Relationships:

Valaran marries Mirevia.
West Aurelia, New carloso and Democratic Union of Cydonia pepper each other all night long in New Carlingford general hospital.
New Kvenland rebonds to his clone Alosteq Diin Nastja.
Screams are heard from Western Vale Confederacy in a sweaty, whip-and-chain filled Adampian cabin.

More to come.

New Chilokver wrote:North Yemen- drunkedly ends up in The's home every night.
ShortNew Chilokver][/nation] spends every waking minute attempting to break into the AE compound as Republic of vietnam laughs cruelly inside.
God-king Bratislav sleeps an eternal slumber.
The high lords misses Roski so much, he's still saving the plot.
Ghant watches on and continues to stalk our chats.
Sasutary island attempts to suicide at the loss of his beloved Viridisolum.

Yeah- I'll figure out more next time.

Icon admin wrote:goiz
repost of mah

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CAMPAIGN SPEECHE FOR MAY 2015!!!
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sins dei fgt scp adminustraetr left fr dei fgt centr ufte it got keeld bai the feggit fyters, i hav taekn dei roel of runin fr faondr

voet mei

ye

brat es tu fgt fr dis rejun, wich es nut fgt. dis es establishd bai dei ofeeshal huemenarty, nd es tr00fuk

fus, wei must remov dei fgt

so brat mus go

undeh da noo resheem- I meen faondr, the peppring wil be evri niet, wif the free angus fer all

eksept kven

cuz he iz fgt

i wil endors teh lung stif rod mods fer evriwun in neu karlingferd jenerow hospeetal und hudan penis (free loob unde konseedarayshun)

eksept fer awl teh fgt fuboi beechniggas lik twc

i weel purje dem herd bi teh trysikel drive-bi-shootin

hueslam wil becum teh ofeeshal relijun und eet wil be top kek

ye

voet mei fr faondr pls

fink uf all teh banter

k

bai

100% non-plajerised for 200% getting voets
admins always make the bestfuk faondrs
and dump ur voet on me if u don't want to voet fer ur oponents
admins ferefa

Vietnam

Republic of vietnam wrote:Irish...
First Wanking off in the mountains..
Now songs about dildos diddling in the day..

Roski

Fasnova wrote:If I had a dollar for everytime someone posted a Lenny face, I could buy the US, Canada, Europe, and probably most of Asia

Fasnova wrote:Discardus, welcome to hell v7.10

Fasnova wrote:Excuse me while I get multi-cultural

Nigga, you need to stop worrying about these hoes. Niggas is trying to make paper, and if you let a btch hold you up then you never gonna make that paper.

Niggas be thinking with their dick and not their heads.

Fuk you need a hoe for? So she can tell at you when she don't get her way? So she can get under your skin? Whip you into shape?

You a free nigga, stop acting like a domestic dog and let the pussy come to you.

Elesar

Elesar wrote:More erections than an all-gay construction company.

Elesar wrote:"gaiboi millionaire" would be a great bollywood film

Western Vale Confederacy

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:fappy fap fap fgts

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:IT WARMS ME IN ZE COCKELS

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:Uuh...

I don't even want to know where that Angus beef smell comes from.

Hayabusa

New Hayabusa wrote:The last Roskians of Atlas fled to Hayabusa, we cast them off to Arcticaria. Roskians can now be found wanking under the frozen Arcitcarian waters or on top os the largest icebergs. They can only be observed from a safe distance of 1 km away, for anyone who has ventured closer to that has spontaneously exploded.

Navorgska

Navorgska wrote:I like pepe.

Navorgska wrote:BREAKING NEWS:

I farted.

Yalos

Nouvelle touraine wrote:Go slam that pussy bro

Nouvelle touraine wrote:Is she hot?

Nouvelle touraine wrote:Also does she want the d?

Nouvelle touraine wrote:is there sex

Bari

Bari wrote:Western Vale Confederacy

When you're my boyfriend, you'll start out as a tight end, but, after the first week, you'll be a wide receiver.

Bari wrote:it means id do the heck out of him

Bari wrote:he's got a nice butt

Bari wrote:You've never seen my erection, that's for sure.

Bari wrote:erry time i go out, you know i bring the dough out
erry time i go out, you know i gotta show out

Allied Connurist States

Allied Connurist States wrote:deian

if i come to oregon

can i have those drugs please

Allied Connurist States wrote:yus

huecoed iz hao atlasians ICly text each other

Allied Connurist States wrote:yus

karl will wank him up

Allied Connurist States wrote:can someone get me some new pants

because i watched the black ops 3 reveal trailer

Allied Connurist States wrote:Discardus

Welcome to Atlas.

This video will explain everything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

Deian salazar

Deian salazar wrote:I am fgt.
U r fgt.
We r all fgt.
Equality.

Deian salazar wrote:I mean as a movie/cutscene.

It'd just be brutal and bloody.......

I think I just had a wargasm......

Deian salazar wrote:I had a dream last night..... that WVC became Delegate and married all the women on here, but I couped him and killed him then got the women.....

Then Carl couped me, killed the women, and married Aurelia, Luey, Elesar, and Zunk.....
WTF is with my dreams? o_O

Deian salazar wrote:Fappity fapppity fap De fap le fapgts

Deian salazar wrote:Ambak!

*Stabs everyone who is a pedophile*

Victoriala

Victoriala wrote:my dik gets bigga kuz im a krazy niqqa

Conversations

The Time Luey Convinced Everyone He Works for the Azov Battalion

Luepola wrote:i forgot to add that I work for azov battalion

Elesar wrote:So you're in the Russian military...?

Elesar wrote:shoot ukraine
sorry bb

Luepola wrote:azov battalion is ukrainian u fkfgt

Luepola wrote:i would shoot you now

Luepola wrote:brb separatists are shelling our AO

Republic of vietnam wrote:Wait, you are actually part of the Ukrainian military?
:P

Elesar wrote:w8 for real?

Luepola wrote:maybe

Luepola wrote:lol just got shot at by a sniper

mfw i could live tweet this on twitter and get thousands of followers

Republic of vietnam wrote:Alright, this is BS..

Elesar wrote:dammit
don't die luey-senpai

New Kvenland wrote:tell them I say hi

Luepola wrote:this is serious stuff man

Republic of vietnam wrote:People don't type posts on a rp game while getting shot at mate..

Luepola wrote:I do

Elesar wrote:only casuals don't
luey isn't a filthy casual

Republic of vietnam wrote:If this is actually real..
No comment.
:/

The United Empire of Exucular wrote:Badass people do.

New Kvenland wrote:Stop telling him how to live his life, gawd

Republic of vietnam wrote::(
Sorry..

Elesar wrote:he lied
https://twitter.com/theamazingBBP
luey-senpai why

Republic of vietnam wrote:..........
BS..
Heresy..

Luepola wrote:ok back

i dropped my phone while running to cover

New Kvenland wrote:if luey's coming out with the truth, I probably should too

My parents aren't really that conservative

the covenant eyes time limits are really because Peshmerga was putting me on-duty

Luepola wrote:so you're in kurdistan right now? thats pretty fukin cool

New Kvenland wrote:yeah

ISIS is kind of annoying, though

always interrupting my RP writing with their raids on our cities and execution of our citizens

Luepola wrote:that must suck

all we get here is random arty fire

Glorious ReBublic of Alevstan wrote:oh, it's the truth now?

Ok. I'm sorry for the Holocaust, it just kind of spiraled out of control. First there was Kristallnacht, then everyone was like "Hitler, this won't be enough!" and I just caved to their demands. Again, I'm sorry.

Elesar wrote:oh yeah?
how about you try being a jew in hitler's germany?
let me tell you it's not fun
whenever they attack, you do nazi it coming
ann frankly i'm tired of it
every time i hear them coming i think,
"aw, shwitz"
it's not the reich thing to do

New Kvenland wrote:Well, at least our purported government is getting more and more weak, so we can focus on ISIS

You guys have to deal with those spetsnaz pricks

Luepola wrote:the government deals with them though

they suck at it

Luepola wrote:kven is my kurdish brother in arms

he's not really kurdish but he's fighting for the right cause

New Chilokver wrote:Ah. In that case, I must also tell you that I'm one of millions of tech-savvy teens hired by the Communist Party of China to hack into US military databases and steal sensitive info. *nods

Elesar wrote:i'm actually a soviet partisan
working to eliminate the fascists

Luepola wrote:jokes aside though, mfw there were times i actually considered running off to ukraine or kurdistan as an alternative to suicide

New Kvenland wrote:Peshmerga would accept you

We don't like outsiders, but your resume is what the higher-ups like

New Kvenland wrote:ffs isis, we took makhmur back fair and square

alright, I must deal with this

See you guys later

New Kvenland wrote:I hope we need never fight each other, comrade

They changed their standards after a recent issue with a Chilean llama and a recruit from Santiago

Hue'ran

West Aurelia wrote:in dei begining brat kreated dei hevens and dei atlas. nao dei atlas wos formlez nd empty, darknez wos ober dei surfac of dei deep, nd dei spirit of brat wos hobering ober dei speshul saucs. nd brat sed, "let dere bei lite," nd der wos lite. brat saw dat dei lite wos gudfuk, nd he sepuratid dei lite from dei darknez. brat kalled dei lite "dei," nd dei darknez he kalled "nite." nd dere wos evening, nd deer wos morning - dei furst dei. nd brat sed, "let dere bei an expanz between dei speshul saucs to sepurate speshul sauc from specula sauc. so brat made dei expanz and sepurated dei speshul sauc under dei expanz from dei special sauc abov it. nd it wos so. brat kalled dei expanz "skei." nd deer wos evening, nd deer wos morning - dei secund dei. nd brat see, "let dei speshul sauc under dei skei bei gathurd tu won plac, nd let dri grund a peer." nd it wos so. brat kalled dei dri grund "lend," nd dei gathured speshul saucs he kalled "sees." nd brat saw dat it wos gudfuk. den brat set, "let dei lend produc vigimite: pepr-baring plants nd tres on dei lend dat bare tendies wif pepr in it, accordion tu dere various kinds." nd it wos so. dei lend producd vigimite: plants baring pepr accordion tu dere kinds nd tres baring tendies with pepr accordion tu dere kinds. nd brat saw dat it wos gudfuk. nd dere wos evening, nd dere wos morning - dei turd dei. nd brat sed, "let dere bei lites in dei expanz of dei skei tu sepurat dei dei from dei nite, nd let dem serv as sines tu mark seesuns nd dei nd years, nd let dem bei kites in dei expanz of dei skei tu gib lite on dei atlas. nd it wos so. brat maed tu grate kites - dei graeter lite tu gobern dei dei nd dei lezer lite tu govern dei nite. hei also maed dei stars. brat set dem in dei expanz of dei skei to gib lite on dei atlas, tu govern dei dei nd dei nite, nd tu sepurate lite from darkness. nd brat saw dat it wos gudfuk. nd dere wos evening, nd dere wos morning - dei furfth dei. nd brat sed, "let dei speshul sauc teem wif living creechers, nd let dei birds flei above dei atlas acroz dei expanz of dei skei." so brat creatd dei grate creechers of dei see nd ebery living nd mobing ting wif wich dei speshul sauc teems, accordion tu dere kinds, nd ebery winged burd accordion tu its kind. nd brat saw dat it wos gudfuk. brat blezed dem nd sed, "bei fruteful nd increze in numbr nd fil dei speshu sauc in dei sees, nd let dei biurds increze on dei atlas." nd dere wos evening, nd dere wos morning - dei fifed dei. nd brat sed, "let dei lend produz libing creechers accordion tu dere kinds: sno kamuls, creechers dat move along dei grund, nd sno meese, eech accordion tu its kind." nd it wos so. brat maed dei sno meese accordion tu dere kinds, dei sno kamuls accordion tu dere kinds, nd all dei creechers dat move along dei grund accordion tu dere kinds. nd brat saw dat it wos gudfuk. den brat sed, "let us maek fgt fukbois in our imaeg, in our lieknez, nd let dem ruel ober dei feesh of dei ee nd dei burds of dei air, ober dei sno kamuls, ober all dei atlas, nd ober all dei creechers dat move along dei grund." so brat kreated fgt fukbois in his own imaeg; mael nd femael he created dem. brat blezed dem nd sed tu dem, "bei fruteful nd increze in numbr; feel dei atlas nd subdu it. ruel ober dei feesh of dei see nd dei burds of dei air nd ober ebery libing creecher dat moves on dei grund." den brat sed, "i gib yuo ebery pepr-baring plant on dei face of dei hole atlas nd ebery tre dat has tendies wif pepr in it. dei will bei yuors fur food. nd tu all dei beests of dei atlas nd all dei burds of dei air nd all dei creechers dat move on dei grund - eberyting dat haz dei breth of lyfe in it - i gib ebery green plant for food." nd it wos so. brat saw all dat hei had maed, and it wos tresgudfuk. nd dere wos evening, nd dere wos morning - dei sixfth dei.

West Aurelia wrote:jon 3:16 huecode edition

fur brat so lubed dei atlas dat he gabe his won nd onlei fgt fukboi, paldavia, nd dat hoever beliebs in him shil nut bei killed tu death bei earthworm but hab eturnel lyfe (nd 72 ded babeis).

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:N da tiem of trubblez, Brati cal 4 a sun 2 b bern 2 da rejun of atlas. Brati cald 2 Kevin, "Kevin mai dotter, u wil ber da kid of me, da lerd, n he shal led da rejun to smertnes." "Okei" repied kevin, hoo begn da sexi teims wit Brati.

Karl: 01

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:As da sexi tiems wer ober, da kid of Brati was 2 be bern into da werld bei Kevin. As da kiddie was bern, he was naemd Karl, de lerd of Atlas. He was of orderd 2 bring gud 2 Atlas nd worship da gudfuk fater of Atlas. Nd he doen as he wus teld. Karl wuld begn 2 werk on his gretest tingie. Da huecoed.

Karl: 02

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:As da gudfuk huecoed wus fnish, Karl wus of met bei de derk lerd of Atlas, Valaran. "Cum mei kiddie, i wil techin u da weis of pingle nd anis." Karl hed teld de derk lerd, "Nu, huecoed mus go on." Karl 4 he had ani 2 peppr, he maed da next gudfuk tingie 4 Atlas. Da peppr grindr.

Karl: 03

New carloso wrote:De lerd of all babel fishys took de huekoders to their land. He took sum of de childrun 2 liev in his haus. 4 of dese khildren were Bav, Aurelia, Haya nd Gili. dey lernd de language of de babel fish. De lerd of de bael fishys sent for de khildren or de kingdum but de huekoders said dei culd nut peppr de ani of dese khildren. De babel fishy children did not hav puer ani nd had been defieled by de evul forces of de joos. Dey asked for undefiled khildren 2 purge.

De lerd gaev de huekoders enuff ani 2 purge for 10 dais. De glorilerd, Brati, had protected dem nd delivered dem 2 de bootie. After 3 yaers, de lerd of de babel fish set de huekoders free.

Karl 05

Huda wrote:nao tiem fuor atlas holi textings; de birth of hude

deyr wus a day wen karl wud fus ro wank da muntains offf. da muntain gt pised nd kiked karl ut.

karl gothicafuk ngry nd peppred da muntain sumit

te ters of de muntain bekame hude - de darth of de penis kult

huda 01

Aur Proposes to Karl

West Aurelia wrote:New carloso

evr i sinc i lei moi eyes on yuo i felt an throbbing in moi ani
onlei dei greatest peprs en dei wurld could steady its puls
and den yuo purged it nd it steadied
yuo aer dei lub of moi lyfe
Federal Republic of Carloso
wheel yuo taek moi hand in merreg

West Aurelia wrote:moi ani is throbbing in anticipation

West Aurelia wrote:i wheel gib yuo 72 ded babies 4 yuor hand in merreg

New carloso wrote:Ye bbe

West Aurelia wrote:*hands 72 bbes under dei table*

nao we aer merried

will yuo gib mei dei speshul treetment

New carloso wrote:Ye

Lets begin de purge of de ded bbes

West Aurelia wrote:also i wheel be having val as moi best man

and cyd kan be dei priest

West Aurelia wrote:OYUS BBE

The

Viridisolum wrote:The High Lords

May we talk in the IRC?

Luepola wrote:The is prolly not vry happeh

Allied Connurist States wrote:The likely regrets his/her choice of nation name.

New Kvenland wrote:The wants to know why you keep mentioning him

Allied Connurist States wrote:The will have to take it up with me if they so wish

Elesar wrote:He's probably like,
"What The hell, guys?"

New Kvenland wrote:The has challenged you to a duel

Allied Connurist States wrote:Who The hell does he think he is?

New Kvenland wrote:The thinks she is a strong, independent woman, who don't need no man

Allied Connurist States wrote:I say that I and my opponent take this to The Jerry Springer show.

New Kvenland wrote:The approves

she say to meet her at The airport at 11:00 tomorrow

Allied Connurist States wrote:hnnnnngggggg

for The love of Chin-Chin.....

i am 7 trillion percent sure that i am not The father of FriedChickenisha

Atlas' Endless Dick-Measuring Competition

New carloso wrote:http://iiwiki.com/wiki/Asturias-class_cruiser

oh yus

Stasnov wrote:http://iiwiki.com/wiki/Yuznaya-class_cruiser

fgts

West Aurelia wrote:this is atlas' endless d*ck measuring competition

Huda wrote:i want to add one penis on behalf of my cult

3===========================================D

Republika srpska party wrote:17cm

rekt

West Aurelia wrote:hmm let's see how i can piss of a lot of people

stas has a bigger d*ck

*runs az pepr grindr r herd aproching moi*

New carloso wrote:lel I've got an 999 km long dick

Stasnov wrote:But iztrue

New carloso wrote:*de derk lerd maeks hiz appraoch*

Sde dov wrote:all yuor diks are small fuk fgts

mein is 3 lightyears long

Huda wrote:i feel sad for u, stas, karl, und RSP

u cant get laid tunks tu ur dik size

#rekt2k15

Republika srpska party wrote:mien 343242343244645734563445357834857348957394875934875348758934758937520848209482390578038490238429074290 lightyears long

Sde dov wrote:god bless your soul if you have a boner

New carloso wrote:U fuken surious?

when i get dat stiff rod

der is an earthquake

fuken

flying everywhere

Sasutary island wrote:earthquakes flies

Sasutary island wrote:only in Ireland

West Aurelia wrote:http://www.dias.ie/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=115&Itemid=167&lang=en

i bet they just stick something in karl's pants to get readings

The X-Files

Nouvelle touraine wrote:Condom

Nouvelle touraine wrote:Women's rights

Valaran wrote:There's a pattern here. Somewhere

*X-files music*

Allied Connurist States wrote:yus

contraception helps female liberation

because dey can hav sexuaktiems without risking pregnancy and shet

[/makingitupasigoalong]

Nouvelle touraine wrote:Potato

Valaran wrote:*eyes narrow*

He's throwing us off the scent

Nouvelle touraine wrote:Obama

Nouvelle touraine wrote:Jews

Nouvelle touraine wrote:Gum cancer

Nouvelle touraine wrote:Vaccines

Nouvelle touraine wrote:Global fascist bolshevik conspiracy

Karl and Kven

New carloso wrote:Open ur ani

New Kvenland wrote:kkk

*opens*

*prepares for dat lung stif rod*

New carloso wrote:*anal earthquake*

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

New Kvenland wrote:hnnng yus uh uh uh ooh dat lung stif rod erg erg uh

Breastfeeding

New carloso wrote:i want to breastfeed on someone

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:My breasts are always open.

New carloso wrote:i'll suckle nice nd long

The united motherland wrote:im a girl

but my tiddies aint yours

New carloso wrote:@TUM

i'll stealth breastfeed on

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:That's what I like

Zunkwentania wrote:ill coat mai nips en peppur 4 yuo

New Hayabusa wrote:karl is horni toniet

The united motherland wrote:bad karl

Rood Awakening

Republic of vietnam wrote:*sleeping on desk*

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:supriez butesecks

Republic of vietnam wrote:*opens eyes slowly*
Damn it shut up, trying to get some sleep here...

Huda wrote:tiem to korrupt vietnamiz miends

wiv porn.

Republic of vietnam wrote:*mutter*
Go away and wank off with carl...

Huda wrote:2 wank off wiv karl is bheri delikat prosidur

yeers f trnig is requried

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:oyus, i can cofirm

Huda wrote:cee?

Republic of vietnam wrote:*pulls out the HK45*'
Shut up!

Huda wrote:*pulls out penis*
wai

Republic of vietnam wrote:*shoots*

Huda wrote:2day

is da day

we al remembr

da death of hudas penis in perguson.

nahhh de penis didnt die

yuo forget mai penis is darth penis

dat rod of steel meii be tiny

but dat is stiff

Eyebrows

New carloso wrote:i get sexually aroused by eyebrows

Hambeich wrote:Sauci do u need eyebrow peppr?

West Aurelia wrote:i hab an bushy unibrow

dei kal moi

skuiliam fanseisun

Sde dov wrote:dun dei kal me

squidwurd tuntakuls

TUM's Dream

The united motherland wrote:so i had a horrible dream last night which ended of me finding a sausage, going to france, and singing ave maria

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:How was that horrible?

The united motherland wrote:well because it required 3 hours of walking around a parking lot and strategising how i was going to attack the mailman so I could get food and run away to france.

Bari wrote:my sausage is always available for you

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:It still sounds wonderful. I, for one, would love to attack a mailman for food so I could get to France.

The united motherland wrote:sir please i am not hungry as of now

Bari wrote:oh but i am

THL's Return

Luepola wrote:yum yum returning bum

New carloso wrote:*tentacles flail*

Luepola wrote:this took a very sharp turn in the japanese derection

The clearwater wrote:

Carsodonia wrote:please yes

Yum Yum X Bum

New Kvenland wrote:yum yum genocidal bum

Skogkladdaberg wrote:Luepola

a challenger appears

Elesar wrote:RAP BATTLE
RIGHT THE FUK NAO

New Kvenland wrote:um

i concede victory

*can't rap if his life depended on it*

Luepola wrote:yum yum mod bum

Luepola wrote:yum yum newcomer bum

Elesar wrote:yum yum gaiboi bum

Luepola wrote:yum yum offensive bum

Elesar wrote:oooooooohhhhh
yum yum relationship bum
( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

Luepola wrote:yum yum smiling bum

Luepola wrote:yum yum ρ=[(2/3x^2)^4]+68cos(5θ) bum

Luepola wrote:Yum yum Persian bum

New Kvenland wrote:yum yum insult bum

Wank Up

New carloso wrote:atlas

wank up

Allied Connurist States wrote:*wanks*

Allied Connurist States wrote:carl

i so tired

wank me up pls

Allied Connurist States wrote:val

you can do it too

9/11

Luepola wrote:10/10

West Aurelia wrote:9/11 wud bang

Luepola wrote:9/11 would fly my plane into her structure

alternatively,

9/11 would melt her steel beams with my jet fuel

West Aurelia wrote:( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

Allied Connurist States wrote:7/7 would totally ride that bus

alternatively

7/7 would totally get on that train

West Aurelia wrote:yuo kan flei yuor plaen intu moi pentagon ani dei

nd i'll violaet yuor soverenty nd teritorial integrity wif moi lil wite men

a boom boom boom boom al ober yuor krimean peninsula

Luepola wrote:'would fly my plane into her pentagon'

this would've been better in retrospect

Allied Connurist States wrote:'oh bbe, teh last tiem sumthing got fuked dat hard, japan surrendered'

Luepola wrote:12/7 would surprise attack your harbor

Allied Connurist States wrote:19/40

would totally blitzkrieg your low countries

Luepola wrote:egh

that's less than a 5 though

usually they have to be a least a seven to bang

New carloso wrote:1/30 would holocaust again

Allied Connurist States wrote:fak

blame the alcohol

West Aurelia wrote:alcohol made cyd

that's why we can't find his mom

val and i were drunk when we banged her

Luepola wrote:girl, you may be one in 6 million but i still wanna heat things up

West Aurelia wrote:there's safety in numbers right

tell that to 6 million jews

KKK

Navorgska wrote:MOMMA AND PAPPA WAS LYIN IN BED
MOMMA ROLLED OVER AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SAID
GIMMIE SOME OF THAT PT THAT ROUGH THAT TOUGH THAT PT

Canadian monarchists wrote:Kk

Republic of vietnam wrote:FTFY.

Luepola wrote:kkk

\o \o \o

Republic of vietnam wrote:GET NINJAED!

Luepola wrote:Did you include the salutes though

I think not

Fgt

Republic of vietnam wrote:KKK doesn't salute..
They have triangle hats..
KKK also has three words and letters for their acronym...
KKK Illuminati confirmed.

New Kvenland wrote:but srsly tho

it would be fukin hilarious if I just donned a white robe and up and burned a goddamn cross in front of my parents

Skogkladdaberg wrote:they'd be proud

Fasnova wrote:It would be even funnier if on April Fools you looked at your parents all serious like and said "I'm gay and want to move to China"

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:I think they'd contact the Westboro Baptist Church Cleansing Squad or somethin'.

New Kvenland wrote:amazingly, they're not that extreme

they're pseudo-racist, but not that much

don't forget saying I'm a communist and a Panthers fan

Fasnova wrote:OMG

also that you did some sexuak stuff with your (fake) bf

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:liek sodomy

New Kvenland wrote:wait wait wait

what if I convinced someone ani pepprin was a real thing

xD

Porn

Elesar wrote:Sometimes I just like to go on porn sites and look at the stupid titles of the movies.

New Kvenland wrote:that's the only thing I do on those sites

Nothing else, just the movie titles

Um

Yeah

LOOK, A CONSERVATIVE NSG POSTER

*hides*

Elesar wrote:Like one of the ones I see right now is
"Oil Overload 9 Part 4"

Luepola wrote:that title is 10/10 would install a democracy

Luepola wrote:ofc rvn would like that post

Elesar wrote:REKT
Also, "pussy crusher"

Luey and Elesar

Elesar wrote:mai brudder
ily luey
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Luepola wrote:i want to peppr mwoj ani

but is slepp tiem 4 mei

wil u pepr it 4 mwoj pls

Elesar wrote:sure bb
sing mit mir, bitte
And I would do anything for love
I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for love
I'd never lie to you and that's a fact
But I'll never forget the way you feel right now,
Oh no, no way
And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Some days it don't come easy
Some days it don't come hard
Some days it don't come at all, and these are the days that never end
Some nights you're breathing fire
Some nights you're carved in ice
Some nights you're like nothing I've ever seen before or will again

Maybe I'm crazy, but it's crazy and it's true
I know you can save me, no-one else can save me now but you

As long as the planets are turning
As long as the stars are burning
As long dreams are coming true
You'd better believe it, that I would do

Anything for love
And I'l be there until the final act
I would do anything for love, and I'll take a vow and seal a pact
But I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way, tonight
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that

Some days I pray for silence
Some days I pray for soul
Some days I just pray to the god of sex and drums and rock 'n' roll
Some nights I lose the feeling
Some nights I lose control
Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls

Maybe I'm lonely, that's all I'm qualified to be
That's just one and only, the one and only promise I can keep

As long as the wheels are turning
As long as the fires are burning
As long as your prayers are coming true
You'd better believe it, that I would do

Anything for love
And you know it's true and that's a fact
I would do anything for love, and there'll never be no turning back
But I'll never do it better than I do it with you. So long, so long
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that
No, no, no, I won't do...

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do...

But I'll never stop dreaming of you ev'ry night of my life, no way
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

[Girl:]
Will you raise me up? will you help me down?
Will you get me right out of this godforsaken town?
Will you make it all a little less cold?

[Boy:]
I can do that
I can do that

[Girl:]
Will you hold me sacred? Will you hold me tight?
Can you colourise my life, I'm so sick of black and white?
Can you make it all a little less old?

[Boy:]
I can do that
Oh no, I can do that

[Girl:]
Will you make me some magic with your own two hands?
Will you build and emerald city with these grains of sand?
Can you give me something I can take home?

[Boy:]
I can do that
I can do that

[Girl:]
Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will you hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot?
Will you take me places I've never known?

[Boy:]
I can do that
Oh no, I can do that

[Girl:]
After a while you'll forget everything
It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling
And you'll see that it's time to move on

[Boy:]
I won't do that
I won't do that

[Girl:]
I know the territory, I've been around
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down
Sooner or later you'll be screwing around

[Boy:]
I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Luepola wrote:MWOJ ANI

HNG YUS

thx bbe

i can slepp in peec nd pepr

Elesar wrote:thas r song luey
the bromance is eternal

T-14

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8d/T-14_in_Alabino_sideview.jpg
hnng
de strip tease is reel

Stasnov wrote:Yus

C'mon gurl taek off dat skirt for us

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:i wuld luv te be one dem littel green men inside 'er

Luepola wrote:yum yum armored bum

Borderline Rape

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:I somehow managed to escape Adampia's grasp.

Adampia wrote:*pulls out blow gun and shoots tranquilizer dart*
There are other ways to bring a unit in for repairs. :3

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:*collapses on the floor, tired*

I...I...

Adampia wrote:Ah, perfect.
*drags back into lair*
As I said, you will be captured eventually. (:

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:*headbutts your tibia*

Luepola wrote:Yum yum captured bum

Adampia wrote:*giggles*
Now now, for play must wait.
*puts chloroform soaked rag on face*

Adampia wrote:*giggles*
Now now, for play must wait.
*puts chloroform soaked rag on face*

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:*slaps rag away*

Vive la Rsistance!

Adampia wrote:*holds in head lock*
*pulls out syringe and injects more tranquilizer*
Funny, France said the same thing in 1939.

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:WHY!? ;-;

*slowly becomes drowsy*

Adampia wrote:*keeps in headlock until tranquilizer takes full effect*
*injects another shot for good measure*
Go to sleep. c:

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:B-But, TU--

*falls asleep*

Adampia wrote:*drags into lair and shuts door*

Luepola wrote:This is borderline rape here

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:*still asleep*

Adampia wrote:*ties to chair and quietly waits for tranquilizers to wear off*

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:*fakes sleeping*

Adampia wrote:*violently slaps several times*
Wake up!
XD

Adampia wrote:Its not when you wait for them to wake up. :3

Allied Connurist States wrote:*enters lair in cop uniform*

I beg to differ

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:*miserably attempts to fake sleeping*

New carloso wrote:De derk lerd approaches from behind

"Ey bbe"

Allied Connurist States wrote:*pulls gun*

"WHO SUMMONED YOU HERE?"

New carloso wrote:*molests*

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:*Films for pornhub*

Allied Connurist States wrote:Officer ACS fired off a few shots to no avail, and screamed like a girl as the derk lerd had his derk way with his ani.

Adampia wrote:*shoots with tranquilizer dart*
*watches unconscious body fall to ground*
:3

Adampia wrote:*giggles and sits in other chair*

Deian salazar wrote:*Watches it in LIVE HD*

Das Beer Boot

Allied Connurist States wrote:ooh ja

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:giant pretzels

Allied Connurist States wrote:totally perfekt
cheese goes nicely with that

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:now im al dirti and tird and probably need ze showur

Allied Connurist States wrote:energy drink should do
i just need more than five hours

New carloso wrote:Das beer boot

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:ooooo ja

Allied Connurist States wrote:Das more like it, keep pouring

New carloso wrote:I have ze German accent

Allied Connurist States wrote:so of course i love beer

Luey Almost Fights a Kid

Luepola wrote:whelp

some kid tried to fight me afterschool today because i drew lenny on his art folder

Luepola wrote:he punched me in the arm (it didn't hurt) and said sht like 'is that your man you're protecting?' to my close friend which really pisses me off because i like her

I was like 900% ready to beat the living sht out of him

this kid is 2 years and 2 grades below me

New carloso wrote:I would have lifted the little prick up and carried him off

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:shulda rapd em in da armpit

The Atlas Game Industry

New Republika Srpska wrote:GUISE GUISE

I JUST CAME UP WID AN IDEA!!11111

GRAND THEFT AUTO VI: ATLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Allied Connurist States wrote:YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Huda wrote:AND FOR FANTASY BUMHEADS:

HUESLAM SCROLLS VI: ATLAS

AND

MOUNT AND PENIS: WARATLAS(T)

Allied Connurist States wrote:OOH

FALLOUT: NEW ATLAS

New Republika Srpska wrote:YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSS

New Republika Srpska wrote:OH AND

CALL OF DUTY: ATLAS

Huda wrote:OYUS

kinki

SHOULD WE MAKE

ASSASSINS PENIS: ATLASHOOD

Huda wrote:BOOO

jk jk

How about

AtlaS 3

AND

ATLASFIELD

Huda wrote:ANDDDDDDDDDDDD

ATLASSTATES

New carloso wrote:Sid Meier's Atlasian Kinky Time V

Huda wrote:works

How about a Witcher parody?

The Pitcher

or the

Bitccher

New Republika Srpska wrote:AND AND...

ATLAS' MOST WANTED NEED FOR SPEED!!!!

Huda wrote:tiem to crush someones heart

*shouts*

NO BOO BOO

jk jk

k

Huda wrote:When Carloso gets only one like

*forever alone face*

Sde dov wrote:Command And Conquer: Atlas

Huda wrote:How about the two extinct titles:

Age of anis = Total kinki titl

Rise of anis = Total unkinki titl

Huda wrote:Saints Penis IV

ant

Star Bars, the Old Valaran Cocktail Bar

New carloso wrote:i cri

New carloso wrote:oh yeah

Flute Flute Revolution

Huda wrote:Metal Darth Dik?

Vedria wrote:Atlasia Universalis. :O

Hearts of Atlas

ConterStriek: Ani Offensive

New Republika Srpska wrote:YUS YUS YUS

CALL OF DUTY: ATLAS WARFARE!

Huda wrote:onli few r gud

fgt ripited

how but

kingdom cum: delivring carls anis

New carloso wrote:Five Nights at Cane Flute Man's Mountain Shack

Sde dov wrote:ani simulator 2015

Huda wrote:OYUS

ani is exploding

Allied Connurist States wrote:AtlasCraft

Resistance: Fall of Atlas

Huda wrote:Oooyus

ANNND

World of WarPenis

ANNND

Medebul 2: Sword of Hueslam

New carloso wrote:Derk Lerd Rising II

Coraspia wrote:Resistance: fall of Kven

Vedria wrote:Penis Fortress

Huda wrote:Hmmmm...

PE(NI)S 15

Huda wrote:hmmm

k

Half'ed Penis 2

Huda wrote:Lerd of the Penis

The Ambak

Allied Connurist States wrote:Wolfenstein: The New Atlas
The Last of Atlas

New carloso wrote:

Penis Strike: Global Orgy

Huda wrote:Harry Snotter, the Half-Penis Prince

Huda wrote:Your ani is DOOM(ed)

Vedria wrote:AniCity

Sde dov wrote:the hunt for red penis

Greater vakolicci haven wrote:And the sequal:
Harry snotter, and his deadly penis

Allied Connurist States wrote:Harry Snotter and the Penis of Azkaban
Harry Snotter and the Penis of Secrets
Hary Snotter and the Chamber of Penis
Harry Snotter and the Penis of the Phoenix
Harry Snotter and the Order of the Penis
Harry Snotter and the Goblet of Penis
Harry Snotter and the Penis of Fire

Sde dov wrote:the fault in our penis

West Aurelia wrote:peprkraft

Greater vakolicci haven wrote:No...Harry Snotter and the goblet of fire occurs when Harry Snotter's deadly penis has found a place to spread its disease. Harry Snotter and the prisoner of the penis is kinky as anything, and Harry Snotter and the Chamber of Penises is a gay orgy. As for Harry Snotter and the philosophers penis, I suspect pedophylia...the order of the penis must be some form of f*cked up secret society.

Allied Connurist States wrote:the penis games

Greater vakolicci haven wrote:The mocking penis.

Huda wrote:nao movis?

k

Star Bars, the Vodka striks bak

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Europa Anisauci

Allied Connurist States wrote:catching penis

Huda wrote:Taylor Thrift?

Greater vakolicci haven wrote:Star whores: revenge of the vagina

Vedria wrote:Penis Effect

Huda wrote:Cyberanuses

Huda wrote:69 Ronin!

Allied Connurist States wrote:Doctor Penis

Or Penis Who

Sde dov wrote:"Toy Story"

( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

Vedria wrote:Aniformers: Anis in Disguise

Allied Connurist States wrote:Inspector Penis
RoboPenis
PenisCop
007: Quantum of Penis
007: Goldpenis
007: Penis of Solace
007: The Penis is Not Enough

Allied Connurist States wrote:Penis Now, or Apocalypse Penis?

Tropic Penis, or Penis Thunder?

Huda wrote:I wish Luey were here

He coulda say

Yum yum game bum

West Aurelia wrote:yum yum game bum

Luepola

fite mi irl m9

Deian salazar wrote:GUUUISSE!

Atlas Warriors: Peppur force

Beruiti wrote:fuk nu

Deian salazar wrote:Yuo nu liek?
Fien.
Its pepperin tiem.

Read factbook

Part I!

Part III!

Individual Quotes

Carloso
Huda
Sde Dov
New Kvenland
Zunkwentania
Chazicaria
Luepola
Zerinfriom
Navorgska
New Cinoth
Cydonia
Acronius
Valdiu

Coversations

Karl Makes Deian a Sandwich
Kven's Spotify
Cane Flune Man is Banned From Entering Vietnam
Pancake
The Holy Cities of Hueslam
#RuinADateInFiveWords
If Atlas Was a Minecraft Server
Arousely Disappointed
Christ
The Death of Cane Flute Man
i shagged ur nan
Deian's Conspiracy Theory
Deian's Boner
Deian's Cousin

Individual Quotes

Carloso

New carloso wrote:I'm running for president

I promise to legalize rape

New carloso wrote:Also

I will lower the age of consent to 3 seconds

And ban all clothes

New carloso wrote:Also

Cane flute man will be my vice-president and i will desolve the democrats and form the Flutist Party

New carloso wrote:Bernie wernie touch moi ani

New carloso wrote:De derk lerd appraoches de nitekaer

New carloso wrote:I know what de grils liek

New carloso wrote:I'm going to release my seamen on someone

New carloso wrote:Ey bbe

Spread eagle

New carloso wrote:Ye

Famus Sde Dovian purnstur wit 13.5 inch, reel hairy pingle just stripped naked and started wenking off in frunt of a tank

Huda

Huda wrote:2days penis messg for de day:

omfg

burning penises

Huda wrote:*yawn*

Who has summoned the Eternal Penis from it's ancient vagina?

Huda wrote:so

2day

this assss was liek driving his bike in front of my kar and we nirly hit him

and den

his face was lek shet

my grandpapi called him

"chicken's anus"

*claps*

Huda wrote:You know what? Screw trolling.

This region sucks.

I quit.

Huda wrote:jeje

trolling akomplished

Sde Dov

Sde dov wrote:chiken ani

yum

Sde dov wrote:blank spaec
huekod version
[spolier]Niec tu meat yuo, where yuo've been
I could showings yuo glorifuk tings
Ani, peppr, wanking, kream
Saw yuo there and I said
Oh my Brat look at that ani
It looks liek my ex girlfriends
Peppr's a gaem, wanna plei

New dildo, pepper and shaeker
I can read yuo liek the Hue'ran
Ain't it funny, rumors flei
And I know you think I'm a pedophile
So hey, let's be friends
I'm dying to see how this ani looks
Grab your passport and yuor kream
I can take yuo tu New Karlingford

So it's gonna be private
Or its going tu be an orgi
You can tell me when it's over
If the peppr was gudfuk
Got a lot of illegitimate childs
They'll tell yuo I am a raepits
'Cause you know I love juici ani
And the speshul sauce tu

'Cause we're young and hab tite ani
We'll stretch it wei tu far
It'll leave your ani throbbing
Or with a nasty scar
Got a lot of illegitimate childs
They'll tell you I'm a raepist
But I've got a tite ani
And yuo'll peppr it

Cheri lieps, glorifuk skeis
I could show you incredible things
Pepprd ani, the Hue'ran
You're the fgt, I'm the boss
Find out what you want
Be that fukboi for a month
Wait, the best peppring is yet tu cum

Screaming, crying, perfect ani
I can stretch that ani
Room full of fgts
Keep you second guessing liek
"Oh my Brat, what is dis?"
I get my ani pepprd
But you'll hab tu gib me that spesul sauc ebritiem yuo leave
'Cause, darling, I'm a raepist dressed like Chris Hansen

So it's gonna be private
Or its going tu be an orgi
You can tell me when it's over
If the peppr was gudfuk
Got a lot of illegitimate childs
They'll tell yuo I am a raepits
'Cause you know I love juici ani
And the speshul sauce tu[/spoiler]

Sde dov wrote:http://iiwiki.com/wiki/Whitebay_Crisis

edited

also

xxx navy

( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

Sde dov wrote:lub is an opun door

huekode edishun

[Anna:] okei, mei i sei sumting gudfuk?

[Hans:] i lub gudfuk bbe

[Anna:] all mwoj lief has been a series of fgts, den suddenli i see yuo

[Hans:]
i was of thinking the same thing
cause liek
i was searching mwoj whole lief tu find mwoj own plaec

[Anna:] [giggles]

[Anna and hans:] but wif yuo...

[Hans:] i see an tite ani
[Anna:] i see yuor lung stiff rud

[Both:]
and its nuthing i have of seeings before
lub is a open doorrr!!! (3x)

[Anna:] With you!
[Hans:] With you!
[Anna:] With you!
[Hans:] With you!

[Both:] Love is an open door...

[Hans:] i mean its of crazi
[Anna:] wat

[Hans:] we peppr each others-
[Anna:] ani!

[Hans:] thats what i was going to say!

[Anna:] ive neber met a gui

[Both:]
who pepprs so much liek me
peppr, peppr again!

*CENSORED*

our ani siez
can mean sumthing

[Hans:] yuo
[Anna:] and i
[Hans:] were
[Anna:] just

[Both:] meant of beings

[Anna:] fuk yuo...
[Hans:] fuk yuo....

[Both:]
the feggit fytr air strieks
we dun hab to peppr their ani anymoar

lub is an open door! (3x)
lief kan be so much moar

[Anna:] wif yuo
[Hans:] wif yuo

[Both] lub is an opun dor

[Hans:] kan i sei sumthing crazi?
[Anna:] [giggles]
[Hans:] will yuo peppr mwoj for the rest of mwoj lief?

[Anna:] kan i sai sumthing eben crazier

oyus

*CENSORED*

Cane flute man, what kan yuo do wif the stori lien of frozen

New Kvenland

New Kvenland wrote:just go up to the girl, get in an sexi pose, and say "hej gurl, wan sum fuk"

New Kvenland wrote:it must be accepted by everyone that the fengfukrs are the americans of atlas, in that they're almost universally disliked

New Kvenland wrote:😍👍👌

dat wus ur mems reakshun tu moi lung stif rod givn hr dei gud fuk

New Kvenland wrote:ey bbe

*pulls into janitor's closet*

*slams door*

u wan moi tentikl en ur ani ef u kno wot am sayin

Zunkwentania

Zunkwentania wrote:*r8zes hand*
papa cyd
kan i peppur nd purj ani en dis klas

Chazicaria

Chazicaria wrote:I'm not racist... I touched a black guy once.

Luepola

Luepola wrote:Tasti testis

Luepola wrote:i've caught my sister listening to spotify again

my tablet is hooked up to the ps4 (which she uses to listen). if she does it again i'm going to remotely change it to red army choir and blast the ukrainian anthem at full volume

Luepola wrote:i know the mods said they didn't completely ban huecode but i wrote this so im posting it anyway

Twas a long time ago when Gili first spoke
In the future language of common Atlas folk.
A tongue once used by me and you;
The tongue that gave the region its hue.

Such wonderful words created by you and I:
Gudfuk, ambak, peppr ani.
Others beheld and thought it silly,
Our humble language, spawn of Gili.

O, the great idols the hues brought to fame!
The marvellous figures whom we can name:
Vladislav, Lenny, and the Feggit Fiter,
The Cane Flute Man, our beloved song-writer.

For many long months our tongue persisted,
despite the efforts of those who resisted..
And our beautiful language, in all its glory,
Found its way into every story.

But there were those who could simply not grasp,
The non-hue-coders, who would merely gasp,
At the brash nature of our hue-code tongue:
And so we dismissed them, for they knew not fun.

But one calm night, when all seemed well,
One tormented soul chose to bring hell,
and beseeched the mods to put hue-code to death
And leave us of our tongue bereft.

The mods came down to the Atlas floor
And proclaimed to all, Hue-code is no more!
Thus many Atlasians were overcome with sorrow
When they realized their tongue had no tomorrow.

This is the tale of the death and life
of that which with humor made our region rife.
May the message in our hearts always loom:
Never forget the thirty-first of June.

Zerinfriom

Zerinfriom wrote:*suddenly unzips pants*

Gud dats very gud

( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

Zerinfriom wrote:*closes the distance*

Want some vitamin d with some vitamin z supplements
( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

Navorgska

Navorgska wrote:gini wini

New Cinoth

New cinoth wrote:I shall leave you all with this: My first transcontinental Nuclear Ballistic Submarine's name will be the Ani Buster.

Cydonia

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:Deian salazar

SIT YO YUNG NIG ASS DOWN
ITS REAL TALK TIME WIT PAPA CYD

FIRST OFF YOU DUMB MOTHERFOKER UR GODDAMN 14
U DONT DATE AT 14 MOTHERFOKIN YEARS OLD. YOU DONT THINK BOUT DAT SHET AT 14. YOU SHOULD BE SHTTING IN DIAPERS AND WATCHING POWER RANGERS OR SOME SHT.

SECOND SHES FOKIN 20 YEARS OLD. THATS 6 YEARS OF DISTANCE OF AGE. THATS SOME MISSISSIPI SHET RIGHT THERE NIG

THIRD U DONT DO MOTHERFOKIN LONG DISTANCE SHIPS OF RELATIONS. ESPECIALY ONE OVER THE INTERNET SERVICES OF COMMUNERCATIUNS.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:ur furst tiem duin et es liek da furst tiem u rode a biek
papa cyd was dure holdin u frem behind

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:Deian salazar

SIT YO YUNG NIG ASS DOWN BOY
ITS KNOWLEDGE TIME WIT PAPA CYD

TODAYS LESSUN:BOOGIE/SEXI TIME

NOW THERES A TIME IN YO LIFE WHEN YO CHANGE, THINGS CHANGE, BOTH MENTALLY
AND
PHYSICALLY

TODAY WE GON TALK BOUT THA MENTAL SIDE AKA YO EMOTSHUNS

NOW BOY U AT DAT AGE WEN U START FEELIN FUNNY THINGS. THINGS GET TINGLAY IF YO KNO WOT I MEEN.

YA SEE SON, WEN A MAN N WOMAN HAVE BEEN WIT EACHOTHER FOR A WHILE N THEY CERTAINLY LOVE EACHOTHER(and didnt get drunk and meet at a party) THEY WILL INIATE IN BOOGY TIME(if theyre of legal age. u.s law states 18). BOOGY TIME TAKES SEVERAL STEPS TO PREPARE. FIRST THIS THING CALLED HOMRMONES TELLS U WEN YO READY IF YO READY(and beleve me youll know when yo ready) THEN YO ASS CAN PROCEDE. I CALL THIS PHASE THA JUNGLE FEVER PHASE.

NEXT YALL ASS GOTTA PREHEAT THA OVEN BEFORE YA GO N COOK THAT PIZZA IF YA KNO WOT IM SAYIN. PRE HEATIN THA OVEN IS KEY. THANGS LIKE GETTIN CLOSE, MUSIC, YA KNO SETTIN THA SCENE. THEN YALL GOTTA GET DOEN N START GROOVIN YALL START GETTIN FLURYASHUOUS N SHET LIKE KISSIN YA KNO. DEN YO WILLY GON GET SILLY CAUS OF DEM HORMONES N SO WILL YO EMOTSHUNS

FOR THE PREY YO BOUT TA SWOON N TAKE DOWN DEYS ARE A DIFFERENT STORY

YA SEE THA WOMEN R A DIFFURENT KINDA BREED. THEYS A MOARE EMOTSHUNAELLY DRIVEN KINDA CREATURE(but nona thsts gon matter once u in tha misty jungle). NAH THEY WILLY AINT GON SILLY CAUS THEY AINT GOT NONE. IMAGINE MOARE LIKE YO GRASS IN YO YARD AT 6 N THA MORNIN. LIKE IT ALL DEWEY N SHET. NAH YO TARGET GON BE IN DAT GRASS SO YO BETTER GET SUM HAWK EYES N DAT MUTHERFOKER.

SO NAW I CALL DIS PHASE THA GORILLAS IN THA MIST PHASE. DIS BE WEN ITS GETS SAWCI AS HAEL. NAW DATS SHETS GON GET TENDA AS HELL ONSE U DONE WENT N PREHEAT THA OVEN SO NAW YA DIG N. YA JUST POUND DAT MOTHA FUKER YA KNOW LIKE
BAM
BAM
BAM
BAM
YA KNO. SHOULD TAKE U BOUTA GOOD HOUR OR SO(unless ur acs kek). U JUST GO WIT THA FLOW. YULL LOSE CONTROL AT SOME POINT N JUST START DOIN WOTEVER IT AINT GON MATTER. DEN YALL DONE N U CAN TAKE A NAP WILE SHES MAKES U A BAOLGNA SANDWICH FOR AFTER

SO YE THERE YA GO

Acronius

Acronius wrote:*looks at your app*

"Cheerful"
"Energtic"
wouldn't know

"Scholarly"
wouldn't know

"Nationalist"
u even chinees bro?

"Kind"
am nut suer

"Arrogant"
oyus

"Restless"
u aint restless
moi lung stiff rud es wots restless

"Romantic"
um
k

"Athletic"
wouldn't know

Acronius wrote:lemme sho yuo

order, frum bestfuk 2 worstfuk

kaen flut mon
de hevins
lyftiem supply of ani
amazingfuk
glorifuk
verigudfuk
gudfuk
gud
abuv avrij
avrij
meh
seems kinda fgty
kinda fgty
suspiciously fgty
fgty
3rd degree fgtry
2nd degree fgtry
1st degree fgtry
fgtry
badfuk
tresbadfuk
horriblefuk
ampuking
all seventeen layers of hell
oblivion
<-------- YOU ARE HERE

Acronius wrote:"I wuz bi nd hei was ghey,
Wei cunkurd contreez m8d of clay,
Hei lykd p0ss, nd I lykd tetz,
I'd peppr hiz ani 2 bitz,
Bang bang,
Hei pepprd mei,
Bang bang,
Moi ani bleedz
Bang bang,
Hei pepprd mei,
Bang bang,
De fgt pepprd mei."

Acronius wrote:He accidentally swallowed a tampon tho

I was laughing my ani off

I wonder how he'll feel when he shts it back out

Acronius wrote:We were throwing tampons around

He threw one into the air and tried to catch it in between his teeth

But was too late

Valdiu

Valdiu wrote:You don't have enough explosives for that though

Conversations

Karl Makes Deian a Sandwich

Deian salazar wrote:>_>
<_<
Were is Carl?
CAAAAAARRRRLLLLLLLL!!

New carloso wrote:yoos

Deian salazar wrote:Make me a sandwich.

Sde dov wrote:karl

meak it with dei spesul sauc

New Kvenland wrote:kkk

*turns Deian into a sandwich*

Sde dov wrote:if yuo kno what i mean

Deian salazar wrote:Yus. With de sauce.
Sauci.

New carloso wrote:k

rund nd rund de grainder goes
mr rubby ducky in de bathrub goes quak quak
mixing cyd's speisul sauci
getting hot in de kitshun
getting moi clothes off
rund nd rund

there, heres ur sanwich

Deian salazar wrote:O.O

Is it too much to ask for a Ham sandwich?

New Kvenland wrote:yum

Kven's Spotify

New Kvenland wrote:my church is using my spotify account for music

im afraid theyll find some of the more... questionable things ive played

Sde dov wrote:lemme guess

tenacious d - f*ck her gently

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:"Lung steef rud bi karl"

New carloso wrote:liek "ded bbe purge lul"

New Kvenland wrote:nope

theyd take offence to das boot, though

*cane flute man

one of cane flute mans most dramatic ballads

Cane Flune Man is Banned From Entering Vietnam

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:caen fluet man is of nut fgt

yuo is of fgt do

an tresbadfuk fgt fukboi

dats wat yuo r

yuo is of heretik tu hueslam nd da glorifuk gililerd

nd yuo is of h8 aor m8 caen fluet man

yuo is of ir8 ovr him m8

bcuz yuo is of fgt

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:wait
porn star
wotchu talkin bout willis

Republic of vietnam wrote:*can't decipher insults*

Allied Connurist States wrote:"Cane Flute Man (Born Abdullah von Pineapple; 1581) is a world-renowned musician, dancer, pornographic actor, author, and part-time snow camel."

"Cane Flute Man is a regular pornographic actor, featuring heavily on the Viridisian porn site The Hankie-Spanks. He was awarded "Most Popular Male" last December 2014."

-iiwiki

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:wei is of ned an transl8r fer dis fgt ovr her

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:wtf r u guys doing to him
at least make it sound more scholorly like "male adult entertainer" or some shet
hes not a rent a hooker

Allied Connurist States wrote:actually

he is

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:ne

Republic of vietnam wrote:Hence the travel bans..
We do not want our youth minds to be corrupted..

Allied Connurist States wrote:ye

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:they fukd him yp
hes not a fukin porn star

Republic of vietnam wrote:Still banned..

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:fgt
im gonna rev up ma T 90s nao
ure gone

Republic of vietnam wrote:B*tch..
I will get the AH-64...

Sde dov wrote:#LetCaneFluteManEnterVietnam

Republic of vietnam wrote:Hell no!

Vedria wrote:Do itttttttt

Republic of vietnam wrote:Anyone who tries to say otherwise, they are the enemy of the state!

Vedria wrote:*says otherwise*

New Kvenland wrote:breaking: three quarters of the world declared "enemies of the state" by vietnamese officials; international community laughs

Sde dov wrote:in other news

kaen fluet man is still ban from vietnam cause they are an fgt

#LetCaneFluteManEnterVietnam

The united motherland wrote:#caneflutmancanmeltsteelbeams

Pancake

New cinoth wrote:-crashes through ceiling on a flying pancake-

Allied Connurist States wrote:Are you okay? :P

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:*Follows through the ceiling with a spatula in hand*

The Nation of Ceneria wrote:*seizes spatula and eats pancake*

"CEN IZ HEER, EVERYWUN!"

New cinoth wrote:Of course! -syrup rains from the sky-

Fooood! <3

The Holy Cities of Hueslam

Republic of vietnam wrote:An Loc, April, 1972.
Kontum, May, 1972.
Hue, January, March, 1968
*reminds elesar, Tet was a South Vietnamese victory*

Allied Connurist States wrote:*hues*

is the holy city of hueslam?

origin of the hue'an?

New Kvenland wrote:we have found the holy hueslamic city

New Kvenland wrote:along with this one

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ani

Republic of vietnam wrote:*coughs*
*reminds Bavaria there was 11 ARVN battalions at Hue, and only 5 US battalions there*

New Kvenland wrote:we need more troops to protect our holy city

for ggili

*rallies around hueslamic banner*

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:Pan-Hueslam will be born! Unite under the banner!

New Kvenland wrote:we must look past our petty sects, for the good of hueslam! gilihue akbar!

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:GILIHUE AKBAR
GILIHUE AKBAR

FER DA GLORI OF DEM HUES

New carloso wrote:Inshagili de wurds of de prophet will be fulfilled

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:wei wil declaer jihad agenst da fgt fukbois

New Kvenland wrote:der anis wil trembl at dei siet of dei feggit fietrs

#RuinADateInFiveWords

West Aurelia wrote:#RuinADateInFiveWords

go

Navorgska wrote:You want to dress like furries?

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:You ruined the game by saying six.

Coraspia wrote:I sometimes play Nation States.

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Hi, I like futanari girls. ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

Allied Connurist States wrote:I used to stalk you!

Coraspia wrote:What is your sisters number?

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:I have an inverted d*ck

Navorgska wrote:So, when do we f!ck?

Stasnov wrote:My best friend is Carl

Coraspia wrote:I'm prone to psychotic episodes

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:How to ruined a date, Stas, not make her want to be f*cked at the same time by both you and him.

Coraspia wrote:Three! Two! One! Allahu Akbar!

Brytene wrote:'I am really shy lol'

Stasnov wrote:Imagine that you are a girl on a date

Now, let's say a weird Irishman walks in, and your date says "Oh that's my best friend!"

The Irishman walks up to you and says "Ey bbe, wunt dei gudfuk?"

Now, would you like to get f*cked by both guys if that happened?

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:oyus

Navorgska wrote:My favorite game is rape.

West Aurelia wrote:"No."

"That's the spirit!"

Brytene wrote:then drop your pants, brace your bunghole, and start crying because i got a whole tournament lined up for you bish

New Kvenland wrote:"hej gurl, wan sum fuk"

Acronius wrote:nevr been on date b4

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:I will probably murder you.

Acronius wrote:#foreveralone

New carloso wrote:I peppr ur ani nao.

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:I have a girlfriend.

New carloso wrote:Your hand is not a girl Vale, we've been over this.

Zoboyizakoplayoklot wrote:Neither is cleverbot

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:...

*yells my mating call*

Acronius wrote:#ShotsFired

Deian salazar wrote:Guess that throws 30 of my GF's out the door. <_>

That leaves two GF's. ._.
Neither of which were very good GF's....

Zoboyizakoplayoklot wrote:"Wali-ki-yia-fakla-walika"

New carloso wrote:*exclusive footage only on islamic state tv*

If Atlas Was a Minecraft Server

Huda wrote:If Atlas was a MineCraft server
Huda would sculpt penises doing things like swimming, burning and flying
Valaran would countless fill chests with essays.
Karl, Aur, and Kveni would peppr cow anis
Bratislav would live forever in his sky palas

TBC

Brytene wrote:i am cri

hilelrious

wat bout brytens

Fasnova wrote:I'd be in an underground base building wmds and biding my time

Huda wrote:oyus

As was to be continued...

Fasnova would rant to Hude de server admin to let him bild an undergrund base wiv WMDs
Brytene would continuously rebuild that tit fight with that Nobunaga
TUM would be TUMing around like a bootiful person

Brytene wrote:lava would constantly fall out of giant fujikawa statue's tit

and water out of his giant statue eyes

Huda wrote:Stasnov and Karl would then start fighting about diks with RSP
Viri would be doing something. I don't know.

Huda wrote:butiful

amcri

Fasnova wrote:[screams through time]

Huda wrote:And of course, our Bavarian potato would live with his potato wife and potato kids.

Potatoliy ever aftr.

*sheds lava which was stolen from fukujiwakama's tit*

Huda wrote:kepp da raket down will ye

am wanking so the seas have waves

Some crazy things you gotta do as God of the Penises...

New Kvenland wrote:and people ask me why I don't want them seeing our RMB

Zerinfriom wrote:I would be in my tree house looking for Carl senpai, and trying to be noticed

Arousely Disappointed

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Ey bebs

    /⌒ヽ
   / ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)
 _ノ ヽ ノ \_
`/ `/ ⌒Y⌒ Y ヽ
(  (三ヽ人  /  |
| ノ⌒\  ̄ ̄ヽ  ノ
ヽ___>、___/
   |( 王 ノ〈
   /ミ`ー―彡ヽ
  / ヽ_/  |
  |  /

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:WHERE IS THE NECK

THERE IS NO NECK

OH MY SWEET JESUS IT ONLY HAS SHOULDERS

New carloso wrote:FFS DON'T RAPE ME!

*runs*

Ideos wrote:This, my ladies and gents, is what we voted for.

I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or aroused.

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:How about "Arousely Disappointed"? :P

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:ey dere hansum

New carloso wrote:To arouse or not to arouse, that is the question

Bari wrote:To arouse or not to arouse, that is the question
Whether it is hotter in the mind to suffer
The pussy and booty of outrageous body,
Or to put it in a sea of wet pussy,
And by doing so, end it?

yo mamas is a forest, but when im in it, its a rain forest

oooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh!!!

Zunkwentania wrote:Carlossian foreign policy

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:This has become my new form. You elected this sexy body of mine.

    /⌒ヽ
   / ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)
 _ノ ヽ ノ \_
`/ `/ ⌒Y⌒ Y ヽ
(  (三ヽ人  /  |
| ノ⌒\  ̄ ̄ヽ  ノ
ヽ___>、___/
   |( 王 ノ〈
   /ミ`ー―彡ヽ
  / ヽ_/  |
  |  /

The united motherland wrote:*whispers* should we kill it?

New Hayabusa wrote:    /⌒ヽ
   / ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)
 _ノ ヽ ノ \_
`/ `/ ⌒Y⌒ Y ヽ
(  (三ヽ人  /  |
| ノ⌒\  ̄ ̄ヽ  ノ
ヽ___>、___/
   |( 王 ノ〈
   /ミ`ー―彡ヽ
  / ヽ_/  |
  |  /

And here we see a typical EG-25 Flanker II pilot ready to drop pepper on ur ani from above

Deian salazar wrote:Yum

Christ

New Kvenland wrote:I'll let Christ inside of me anytime ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

Bari wrote:Jake, just stop.

New carloso wrote:so sauci

Zerinfriom wrote:Oh Yus
( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)
talk about holy water

Zunkwentania wrote:i wil peppur hiz ani reel gudfuk

New Kvenland wrote:these are about the two reactions I had expected

Zunkwentania wrote:j8k yuo b sauci

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:o yus
lets becom altur boyz
father schmekle will lead us tu him

Zerinfriom wrote:He said to call him BJ Pedo

The Death of Cane Flute Man

Cane flute man wrote:Dis wan fo u acs

The Tale of My Godfuk Fluter Lover

A Ballad
by Cane Flute Man

It began on a divine 6/6/6 6,
I was the most sexi god around,
She was the most godfuk fluter.

She was my lover,
My godfuk lover,
My fluter.

We used to fuk so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to peppr together, around the world,
We wanted it all.

But one 6, one divine 6,
We decided to peppr too much.
Together we peppred Vietnam.
It was squishy, so squishy.

From that moment our relationship changed.
She grew so tresgudfuk.

And then it happened:

Oh no! Oh no!

She glorifuked Val.
Alas, Val!
My lover glorifuked Val.
It was glorifuk, so glorifuk.

The next day I thought my left boob had broken,
I thought my right boob had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)

But still, she is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that 6,
That divine 6/6/6 6.

My right boob... ouch!
When I think of that godfuk fluter,
That godfuk fluter and me.

Cane flute man wrote:That's What Makes You Glorifuk

In The Style Of One Direction
by Cane Flute Man

Lately I found myself peppring (peppring)
Been dreaming about you a lot (a lot)
And up in my head I'm your son (son)
But that's one thing you've already got.

You're tresgudfuk,
Don't know what for,
You're turning heads when you invade 3rd world countries,
Don't need make-up,
To cover up,
Being the way that you are is enough.

Sweet sonny, you light up my world like nobody else,
The way that you snort cocaine gets me overwhelmed,
But when you peppr anis it ain't hard to tell,
You don't know,
Oh, oh,
You don't know you're tresgudfuk,
If only you saw what I can see,
You'd understand why I want you so desperately,
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe,
You don't know,
Oh, oh,
You don't know you're tresgudfuk,
Oh, oh,
That's what makes you tresgudfuk.

I've tried playing it cool,
But when I'm looking at you,
I can't ever be glorifuk,
'Cause you make my heart peppr.

One way or another I'm gonna peppr anis,
I'm gonna get you, get you, get you, get you.
One way or another I'm gonna invade 3rd world countries,
I'm gonna get you, get you, get you, get you.

It feels like I'm constantly peppring,
'Cause I can't compete with your son,
He's got a 420666360 light year stiff rod.

4 u me son

New Kvenland wrote:Valaran

Valaran wrote:No.

Acronius wrote:Son ;-;

Republic of vietnam wrote:*smacks acronius with a police baton*
Order!

Cane flute man wrote:-stops Vietnam with cane flute-

Republic of vietnam wrote:*glares at Cane flute man*
*pulls out HK45 and fires at the Cane Flute man*

Adampia wrote:*stops and gives moment of silence to Cane Flute man*

New carloso wrote:*mows down with prototype Vortex R9 Saber*

Republic of vietnam wrote:Woah there..
That disgrace to humanity does not need a moment of silence!

Republic of vietnam wrote:*uses cane flute man as a meat shield*
HA!

Cane flute man wrote:-blood gushes-
-weakened-
-drops down-
-dies-

"All around me are familiar faces,
Worn out places, worn out faces,
Bright and early for the daily races,
Going nowhere, going nowhere.
And the tears are filling up their glasses,
No expression, no expression,
Hide my head I wanna drown my sorrow,
No tomorrow, no tomorrow.

And I find it kind of funny,
I find it kind of sad,
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had,
I find it hard to tell you,
I find it hard to take,
When people run in circles,
It's a very, very,
Mad world,
Mad world."

The Nation of Ceneria wrote:THANK GOD!

Cane flute man wrote:-ascends to Atlas heaven-

Republic of vietnam wrote:HELL YEAH!
*pops open a bottle of champagne*

New Kvenland wrote:wait wot

New carloso wrote:*entire Carlossian Navy and Air Force attack Vietnam*

*gets Weco's help*

Cane flute man wrote:continue mei legacy, yungun

Cane flute man wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBVnF0sr8Xc

Republic of vietnam wrote:Heehhe
*gets Gilneas*
*decimates entire Carlossian armed forces*

Acronius wrote:RIP - Cane Flute Man

Acronius wrote:RIP, Cane Flute Man - 1581-2015

i shagged ur nan

New Kvenland wrote:i shagged ur nan

a novel co-written by kven, carl, and cyd

foreword by sde

Zunkwentania wrote:plz
let moi du sumting

Luepola wrote:published by luey

dedicated 2 dei ggililerd

New Kvenland wrote:now a major motion picture directed by zunk

Zunkwentania wrote:oyus bbe
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg

Deian's Conspiracy Theory

Valaran wrote:I never said it wasn't bad :P

But to take communism, almost every implementation of it has been consistently worse. Capitalism built many bad things, but it also built the West, which is the most moral least corrupt, and most upstanding parts of the planet.

At least we know it can be implemented right.

But to quote my favourite Cambridge professor

"Capitalism is the worst system, except for all the others."

Deian salazar wrote:Arguable.
Its given way to companies influencing politics and what politicians say about their products and do with their products.

They're killing us off for money and everyone, or at least 93% of everyone, in America, are eating their foods and slowly being poisoned by them.
I'm no exception, but its still true.

Companies, under Capitalism, have found ways to sell their products and make everyone believe whatever the fuk they say especially about their products's healthiness, and even fund biased studies about their foods and advertise them.

Then they claim they have a right because "Free speech"

By that logic, Tobacco should be allowed to advertise.

Junk food is the tobacco of this century, and should be demonized.

That said, I cannot live without my Doritos and Spicy chips :p

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Deian, what did I say about conspiracy theory videos?

Allied Connurist States wrote:jet fuel can't melt steel beams

New carloso wrote:9/11 was an inside job

Allied Connurist States wrote:mi6 murdered princess diana

The United Empire of Exucular wrote:Bush did it.

New Kvenland wrote:melted beams can't jet steel fuel

New carloso wrote:Queen Elizabeth II has no ani

Zunkwentania wrote:Jet fuel can't melt vaccines

Allied Connurist States wrote:prince charles isn't prince harry's father

New Kvenland wrote:jews don't exist

Zunkwentania wrote:Poisoned? Yes, the American diet is very unhealthy, and processed foods contribute to its unhealthiness, but it's not poisoning.

Allied Connurist States wrote:Cane Flute Man is the rightful emperor of Valaran

Valaran wrote:Sorry, what? (this is rhetorical, no need to answer).

Deian, have you been to some of the less westernised countries? (this one isn't rhetorical)

Have you seen life there? Eating fatty foods is luxury, and only to be enjoyed by a wealthy elite. The fact you can even afford to have doritos is unbelievable to them. I rekcon they didn't know what doritos are.

If you think capitalism is worse, trying living in one. I'll even have recommendations :P

Valaran wrote:;-;

Sde dov wrote:isis is actually jewish

Allied Connurist States wrote:don't cry

if you install cane flute man as your head of state

everyone will love you

you will become a superpower again and you don't need the imperialism to do it (although why not)

Valaran wrote:How about..... I just shoot cane flute man now and be done with it? >:D

Sde dov wrote:that will make yuo a fgt

New carloso wrote:USS Cole was a false flag operation by Buddhist terrorists

Deian salazar wrote:Nope, this is stuff taught to me in school.
Its not a theory, its fact.

By 2050, 95% of all Americans wilk be Obese, whether externally or internally.

And sugar from junk foods are turned into fat by Insulin in the body.
And fat leads to High Cholesterol.
High Cholesterol leads to problems in the body.
Fat can lead to Diabetes, and other diseases.

So, they are in a sense, killing us.

And that's all from a credible source: School.
So there.

Allied Connurist States wrote:do you really want to cause the cane flute war?

and why would you do that to Edric's father?

Sde dov wrote:iraq did not invade kuwait

was actually iran

Valaran wrote:That doesn't mean the companies are poisoning you deliberately.

Valaran wrote:I could stab him instead :P

Allied Connurist States wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOPE

Valaran wrote:SLANDER!

New Kvenland wrote:no sht sherlock

Sde dov wrote:still maeks yuo an fgt

Valaran wrote:My mind is fat!

I'm, like, so totally metaphysically obese.

New Kvenland wrote:nope

the jews are

Valaran wrote:Jootron has a wewi sekret plan

;-;

Zunkwentania wrote:That's not a source, Deian. Where does that 95% figure come from?

Valaran wrote:So? That doesn't mean the companies are out to kill you.

Valaran wrote:th this convo shoudl go here: viewtopic.php?f=20&t=340951&sid=8657654cbcc7eddcdeedcbd7629a74c1

Deian salazar wrote:Valaran:
They have to be. They're in it for money. Its like Tobacco companies.

Allied Connurist States:
In a sense.
Thin people will have the same problems as fat people, because they'll likely still be eating the same food.

Deian salazar wrote:Zunkwentania: The "95% source" comes from the video.

Valaran wrote:Oh dear.

If you kill your customer, you aren't making money, because you can't sell them anything more. And this completely aside from the fact the humans who run these things aren't typically murders.

They really aren't all evil corporations out to get you.

Zunkwentania wrote:What video?

Valaran wrote:And this is exactly the same with the tobacco industry. You conveniently forget tobacco became big before people realised it caused health problems.

Deian salazar wrote:They want money and don't give a sh*t about lives.
They're letting it happen.

Tobacco anyone?
Ring a bell?

Valaran wrote:Ok. But they arent't trying to poison you, which is what you suggested repeatedly.
Aren't you also letting it happen, and encouraging it by eating Doritos?

And about tobacco:
It rings a taco bell.

Deian salazar wrote:The video from school.

I don't know its name though ._.

New Kvenland wrote:They give a sht about customers

There's no revenue if the customers are dead

Valaran wrote:Honestly this makes me wonder more about the US education system than anything....

Promoting healthy food is one thing, but making links to conspiracies is quite another. Especially to youngsters.

Zunkwentania wrote:http://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2010/11/obesity-rate-will-reach-at-least-42/
42% doesn't sound like 95%

Deian salazar wrote:Well in a sense yes, but however I and many others since conception have been raised and shown "This is what food is: Chips and other stuff like Burritos, Pizza, candy, etc."

So its ingrained that this is what food is, and its developed a strong mental-emotional connection since an early age and is thus hard to break away from. Sugar also addicting, the most addicting thing out there.
So its extremely hard to break away from, since you've been addicted to them from an early age.

West Aurelia wrote:http://i.imgur.com/49IDuS4.png?1

Deian's Boner

New cinoth wrote:Deian has seen part of me. Ask him.

Vedria wrote:OH MY GODDDDD

Deian salazar wrote:She's sexy.
I have a boner now.....

Valdiu wrote:what the fuk man

New cinoth wrote:I didn't show anything that proactive :/

Acronius wrote:wtf sis

srsly

Deian salazar wrote:You showed enough.

Acronius wrote:Amanda Todd 2 - Electric Boogaloo

Kven in atlas wrote:wtf

Stasnov wrote:Deian

It's 5:20 in the bloody morning and i can't sleep

don't make this harder for me pls

Deian's Cousin

Deian salazar wrote:Closest thing I can get to even a friendship right now is with my new pet turtle.
Soooo...yeah.
Very lonely ;-;

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:Engage your cousin...

Motherf*cker.

Deian salazar wrote:....
She's in Utah. I'm legally bound to the state of Oregon and my only resources to survive are here in Oregon. Let that sink in for a moment.

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:Uuh...

The solution here is to grow a dick so long you can sexitiem her from Oregon.

Deian salazar wrote:....I love her, I don't have a sexual obsession with her. I am willing to do the sex yes, but that's not even close to how much I care about her. She's not a fukking sex toy. She's a girl I love, not my ideal sex toy.

New carloso wrote:Gurls are men's sex toys, nuthing moar

Deian salazar wrote:*Quote butron randomly stops working again*
*Happens so randomly on 3DS at any time, no warning*
*Sigh*

Anyway
New carloso:
Sarcasm? .-.
Or seriousness?

New carloso wrote:Serious

Deian salazar wrote:I'm going to fap...
Maybe it'll make me feel less alone.

Valdiu wrote:JESUS FUKKING CHRIST DEIAN
AGAIN
YOU DONT POST STUFF LIKE THAT
WE DONT GIVE A SHIET IF U FAP
BUT DONT ANNOUNCE IT

New carloso wrote:Okei, 2 much informatshun

Deian salazar wrote:It was a joke :p

West Aurelia wrote:*sister from sibling parents

Read dispatch

Part I!

Part II: Electric Boogaloo!

Individual Quotes

Coversations

Whatever the Hell This Is

Individual Quotes

Conversations

Whatever the Hell This Is

Deian salazar wrote:We could work together! :D

New cinoth wrote:More profitable to collapse yours and sell to you though :P

Deian salazar wrote:Please.
We're allies.

New cinoth wrote:Ish not a hostile action because you came into ours first. XD

Kheiastan wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTHNpusq654

Deian salazar wrote:I was just upset.

Deian salazar wrote:pls bbe
Pls
pls
pls
tell me you're joking.

Kheiastan wrote:you change your mind
like a girl changes clothes
you're hot than you're cold
you're yes than you're no
you're in than you're out
you're up and you're down
you're wrong when its right

Versail wrote:Oh this gon be gud.

New cinoth wrote:Well with that I can go for a full frontal economic trade war XD

We've been around since early ww1 as an international arms dealership (technically since the iron age for national. Started as blacksmiths and became a large craft of war guild)

Luepola wrote:call of doody 44: economic warfare

Deian salazar wrote:pls tell me you're joking.
Now I'm actually scared.

New cinoth wrote:Ooooh nu. This is mah market. I make lotsa monies with it. Threatening it threatens mah economy. -cracks knuckles- You pikin a fite you can't win m8.

Deian salazar wrote:I DON'T WANT A FIGHT!
PLEASE CIN!
DON'T BE JOKING WITH ME!
I'M HORRIFIED AND PANICKING RIGHT NOW!

Kheiastan wrote:god dammit now im on a multi-hour katy perry spree

Versail wrote:Make that money gurl!

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Calm ur tits Deian

Versail wrote:Seems like you do that a lot.

New cinoth wrote:-goes full on irish woman-

Get out o' mi market or I be bustin some 'eads.

Valdiu wrote:there is no need to be upset

Deian salazar wrote:PLEASE

FOR FUKKING GOD PLEASE BE JOKING!
WE COULD HAVE BEEN MUTUALLY DEVELOPING THESE!
DON'T BE A DICK!
OR A BETCH!

The united motherland wrote:i need this in my rl life

pls make more irish women

Deian salazar wrote:SHE'S THREATENING TO DESTROY MY ECONOMY!
IT'S CODE RED!

Luepola wrote:cin

don't have your government wage trade war

just have your separate corporations/companies/conglomerates work together

New Kvenland wrote:Dat rustlin doe

New Kvenland wrote:cri mor

Luepola wrote:we could

but then she gets less money

͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Deian salazar wrote:PLS NO!

New cinoth wrote:I'm actually part irish

I ish not

correction: I am aiming at your arms dealing market.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:or instead of being a pussy u culd fight back
yannow

Deian salazar wrote:PLS!
I'M BEGGING YOU!
JUST FUKKING PLEASE!
I'M FUKKING SCARED SENSELESS RIGHT NOW1

Deian salazar wrote:PLS CIN!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GOOD FRIEND AND ALLY!

Luepola wrote:no

she's just threatening to sink your arms industry and have hers take its place

it'll hurt your economy but unless the average feng peasant manufactures crossbows for a living then your economy won't be 'destroyed'

Valdiu wrote:deian
y tf r u actually mortified of a recession in your fictional online nation
and you say that you're the one detached from NS

New Kvenland wrote:Your excessive capitalisation is disturbing my meditation

*puts hand on dagger sheath*

Luepola wrote:tldr your arms industry will be hurt bad but your overall economy should only experience a slight recession (pls correct me if im rong)

Versail wrote:He be on his manstrual cycle.

Deian salazar wrote:PLEASE LEMME KEEP MY ARMS INDUSTRY!
JUST PLS!
IT'S THE ONE THING KEEPING MY ECONOMY'S TRADE FLOW STRONG!

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:NOBODY EXPECTS THE CINOTHIAN INQUISITION!!!

Luepola wrote:

Deian salazar wrote:

Versail wrote:Your caps lock is on.

New Kvenland wrote:*unsheaths dagger*

Luepola wrote:i don't see you selling to many foreign partners

so

if that's what your economy relies on

yoru economy is utter shet

͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Versail wrote:Like true korea.

Deian salazar wrote:For now.
I'm going to be selling tons of weaponry, and anything else I'll just retool to fit the things needing compensating for.

Valdiu wrote:if you're telling me that the REPUBLIC OF VALDIU can destabilize your economy with some well-placed strategic bombers
that's pretty weak

New cinoth wrote:You threaten moi country XD

Nein

Luepola wrote:well it won't matter unless you can defend yourself against whatever cin does to try to sink ur arms industry

Versail wrote:Or anyone for that matter.

Luepola wrote:ther is nut an eskap deian

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/ |  ( ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡) `)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ
/ ノ⌒_⌒ゝーく  \  /
丶_ ノ    ノ、  | /
   `ヽ `ー-人`ーノ /
    丶  ̄ _人彡ノ
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Deian salazar wrote:Which is why my nation's military is focused on protecting my wrapons factories.
Please.
I'm this close to leaving Atlas because even my closest ally is being cruel.

New Kvenland wrote:Where do you even find this kind of shet

Versail wrote:Cool story.
Mind explaining how she's being cruel?

Kheiastan wrote:if you're threatening to leave atlas because of an IC dispute then maybe it isnt for you
js

New cinoth wrote:Excuse me?

Deian salazar wrote:Since my allies are no longer dependable or good allies, I see no little possibility of me realistically surviving in atlas.
As such, I'll be taking my leave.

Roski wrote:Your closest ally you were going to cease relations with because she wouldn't date you?
really?

If you noticed, Roski has no plans to destroy your arms industry, and it your arms industry is to the point where it is your economy, you've fuked up as a nation.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:azov battalion

Luepola wrote:is an seekrit

Luepola wrote:an equally correct answer

Deian salazar wrote:no, I was going to do that because I thought she had lied to me, which hurt me more than anything.
Now, good day.

New Kvenland wrote:Um

Roski wrote:Quite seriously, fix your economy.

Luepola wrote:cin's reaction when she's about to kill deian's arms industry

< ̄`ヽ、       / ̄>
 ゝ、  \ /⌒ヽ,ノ  /
   ゝ、 `( ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡) /
     >     ,ノ  
     ∠_,,,/

Deian salazar wrote:Well if I do make it as it was before, my nation will have no weakness, so people will again claim I'm OP.
I can't win here.
Now, if I am not distracted again, I'll be taking my leave.

Versail wrote:ftfy.

New Kvenland wrote:Give source pls

I give many Kvedits (Kven credits)

Versail wrote:You can have internal problems.
Slavery for one.

Valdiu wrote:1. what about me
2. that's stupid
3. just because cinny's planning to slowly usurp your arms industry doesn't mean she's undependable
4. i thought you liked everything unstable and mixed up

Luepola wrote:solution a: nerf military

solution b: be north korea and receive meager financial aid from luepola & elesar

Deian salazar wrote:I don't want to do either of those.

Luepola wrote:maybe not slavery

we've dealt with that before *cough*WEST COAST*cough*

however, a rampant human trafficking market would be a similar, less OOCly controversial alternative

Deian salazar wrote:Sex trafficking?

Roski wrote:No

There's a difference between having weaknesses and literally having a stupid economy.

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:Translation:

"I don't want to feel insignificant, so I'll have the best army and best economy."

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:o ye
wot happened to hav to fightin to actually prove ur powr

Luepola wrote:solution c: reread solutions a and b

Versail wrote:Accurate, be a translator for job.

Deian salazar wrote:THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER WAY!
I CAN BE LIKE A MONARCHIST AMERICA!

Versail wrote:Monarchist.
America.
Only one can chosen.
Still haven't fixed that caps lock key have you?

Deian salazar wrote:But if I'm not great in any area I'm not representative of wny I made my nation: To represent my views of the perfect nation.

Kheiastan wrote:Small nations can be 'perfect' as well (in fact, moreso; look at nation like Qatar, Norway, Luxembourg.)

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:Deian...

When has a nation EVER been perfect?

Deian salazar wrote:No, my views require a large nation.

Versail wrote:In his wet dreams.

Deian salazar wrote:My entire life goal is to create the perfect system.
My nation is the testing ground for my perfect system.

Luepola wrote:i'm quickly becoming more convinced that you want to basically powergame

Versail wrote:Same here.

Kheiastan wrote:k well than have fun being a wanker

**note: when i say wanker i refer to the term as a roleplay term as a person who claims large and advanced statistics and numbers, not the british insult

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:no nation is perfect

Deian salazar wrote:No, I just want the perfect government system backed by a strong-but not the absolute best-military.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:no government system is perfect

Luepola wrote:so in otherwords you want to be basically the best with just a slightly less than the best military

that's hardly an improvement

Deian salazar wrote:I aim to change that.
No more wars.
Just a unified human species under one government.
It's the only thing that can end all the suffering.
And the only reason I joined NS: To develop my nation into the example of internal perfection backed by strong military power.

Versail wrote:I want what youre haveing.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:so u want the impossible

Luepola wrote:you'd have to kill me first

Deian salazar wrote:ftfy
Which is why I WILL develop the perfect system!
For all those who have died fighting. For all those pointless wartime deaths.
This world owes it to them to be at peace and in joy with perfection.
I aim to deliver that to them, to put their souls to rest. To end all this world's evils.
That's what my nation stands for. It represents my deepest desires and ideals, my deepest care for the world.

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:Deian, lay off the damn crack cocaine.

Deian salazar wrote:That's what I'm sick of.
People won't give up.
That will just cause more conflict.
I'd rather commit suicide than give up my quest.

Versail wrote:I say its meth.

Versail wrote:cool story.
dont kill yo self tho.
dats bad mojo.

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:i recommend islamic extremism

Luepola wrote:i don't want conflict either

but i also don't want a one world government and i'd fight to keep my nation (or, if the world actually approaches a 1WG, any nation that opposes it) apart from it

Deian salazar wrote:Look, I've read the stories of people fighting for peace.
It breaks my heart their dreams have never beem fulfilled. They only want to stop the fighting.
I want to fulfill their compassionate, selfless desires.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:so u basically want to do what communism, democracy, and every other system has tried to do
no system is 100% perfect
no one will be able to peacefully do such a thing without facing opposition

The united motherland wrote:cydonia

can u adopt me

even though ur like 2 years older

Luepola wrote:i hate to discourage you but chances are they thought the same thing

Deian salazar wrote:There can only be peace under one government.
Any more, and there will be conflict.
It's been proven.
Thus, I am fighting for unification.

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:communism

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:Deian, I'm a philantropist and even I know a world government and universal peace is impossible.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:when has it been proven

Valdiu wrote:Deian
Its not OP to have a diversified economy
It's OP to want to be the perfect nation
Valdiu struggles with taxes and defense and welfare

Luepola wrote:k

well

i don't want to live in a world with a 1wg

if i did i'd either join or start an insurgency

Kheiastan wrote:sounds like you're fighting for dictatorship and suppression of political minorities.

Deian salazar wrote:There has to be perfection.
They can't have all died in vain.
That would mean their ideals were meaningless.
I'd kill myself if it meant humanity could be united and finally at peace, with no oppression or fighting.
I will bring peace.
For everyone's sakes.
Especially my late Grandma's.

Luepola wrote:

Luepola wrote:

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Deian, EVERYONE fights for that. Everyone fights for peace. Some people's definition of peace is quite different for others. In Bavaria's case, there won't be peace until there's a one world ideology. And a same ideology of the same branch. Not Marxists with Maoists and Stalinists and Leninists running about.

Deian salazar wrote:I'velost faith in humanity.
Goodbye everyone.
Nice knowing you.
But I can live in this horrible, divisive world any longer.
I'm going to die and apologize to the heroes of the past that all their efforts were in vain.

Roski wrote:The reason is that people have different opinions about what is perfect. If any one nation tries to make "perfection" it has only one way to do so: by force

You see the problem here?

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:so u want basically communism but instead of no central gov u want a central gov

Versail wrote:unsure if srs or nut...

Kheiastan wrote:Omfg I'm done with you
I cannot
I just
can not

Luepola wrote:are you seriously threatening suicide over ideological bs

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:u basically have to go against human natures natural instincts
which is impossible

Valdiu wrote:wait what the fųck

Versail wrote:si senor.

Deian salazar wrote:I am.
But first gotta write password on something to my nation and my skype, so you guys fully know I truly did fulfill my promise to apologize to people who have fought in vain.

Kheiastan wrote:exactly
greed and conflict and segregation are, unfortunately, a part of human nature

Valdiu wrote:what the actual fųck
deian don't

Versail wrote:oh sweet baby Korean Jesus.

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Deian, the fuk you on about now?

Deian salazar wrote:And I need to write some stuff down as well.
I'll be posting once more after I'm done, then jump out of my bedroom window and kill myself

Hopefully it'll be a quick death, so I can apologize to those who had fought for peace before I inevitably go to hell.

Kheiastan wrote:I bet tree fiddy he'll be on tomorrow whining again

Valdiu wrote:Are you on the second floor

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:GOD FUKIN DAMMIT U STOOPID MUTHERFUKER
RETHINK UR PRIORITIES HOLY FUK SHET

Versail wrote:I still say meth.
I take that bet.

Kheiastan wrote:I JUST LEARNED OTHER PEOPLE HAVE OTHER POLITICAL BELIEFS
K 1 SEC LET ME GET ANOTHER RP POST UP THEN ILL KMS

like what

Deian salazar wrote:I am.
Just accept this.
My life is at an end.
I have failed to bring world peace under one united, undivided government/group before I had a chance.
Humanity is too stubborn to give one government a chance.
I want to apologize on the behalf of my world to the people who died in vain.

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:You're 15.

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:*Slaps you* You're being stupid. Stop being stupid. Deian, there's a phrase I live by. DIE GEDANKEN SIND FREI. THE THOUGHTS ARE FREE AND ACCEPT THAT

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:like what
who died in vain
what

Valdiu wrote:deian
if you want one world government
close the window
study your politics
and become un ambassador

Luepola wrote:...

surprise deian

the rest of atlas failed to as well

the rest of oregon

the rest of the USA

the rest of the world

the rest of humanity's entire existence

they failed too

and you're threatening suicide because you weren't the one

just

no

Kheiastan wrote:are you a casual I had a one world government with peace and equality by the time I was 11

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:I failed at failing.

Deian salazar wrote:No, I'm going to kill myself because I've realized everyone who fights for permanent peace has died in vain.
Someone has to apologize for their efforts being wasted, and I'm going to do it.
It's the least I can do for humanity failing them.

Valdiu wrote:too late
jesus did it for you

Valdiu wrote:and even if
how the fųck does your death atone for their failures

Kheiastan wrote:do you have any clue how completely and utterly ridiculous you sound

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:Deian, I really, REALLY want to believe you, really...

However, this has been going on for so long and so many times that even my generous trust towards you is starting to erode.

Luepola wrote:amen brotha

Valdiu wrote:think about it this way
if you truly want to honor them
pick up the torch where they fell
they're fighting for the end of strife
would they really want their efforts to culminate in your life ending in it

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:Surprise, surprise.

Jesus did it.

Deian salazar wrote:I'm sick of all the suffering created by war.
I see no reason to exist if what I stand for will never be realized by anyone.

I know Jesus did.
But just one normal human needs to.
My goals will never be attained by anyone, as you guys have said.
Thus, my feeling of purpose of life is obsolete.
If I can't put their souls to rest nor fulfill their wishes, and if no one else can, while they fought so hard for a noble goal, then I cannot be of use to the world and the rest of humanity will just fight endlessly or until extinction.

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Deian, you are sound absolutely retarded with that logic. Sit down, and watch som mothr fukin adventure time
*TV plays in the background "Adventure Time, come grab your friends!"*

Valdiu wrote:

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:or join illuminati

Kheiastan wrote:We live in the most peaceful period in human history. Instead of killing yourself to communicate with dead people, help make it even better.

Valdiu wrote:the entire reason jesus did that was so that normal humans didn't have to

Kheiastan wrote:HOW DID WE GO FROM DISCUSSING NUMBER WANKING TO HERE

Deian salazar wrote:My death won't atone.
But my death will allow me to see them and apologize for their deaths being in vain.

And my dream is unreachable, as you guys have told me'
I've lost my identity, and my only thing keeping me fighting on.
I have nothing now to look to to want to continue living and striving for.
Now, please, don't post for 5 minutes, as I'm easily tempted to click and read posts, which is distracting.

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:deian's justification for having too good a nation was that he wanted to unite the world in peace and love

Valdiu wrote:if people killed themselves over stuff as stupid as this id have died at age 12
deian
have a snickers

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:MAKE AS MANY POSTS AS POSSIBLE

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:POST

Kheiastan wrote:So have a less ambitious dream
Feed the hungry
Give medical care to the poor
Be a political analyst
Don't sacrifice yourself to try and start some political cult thing jfc

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:then close your browser window

open a book

read the book

alternatively:

go play skyrim

Imperial Valaran wrote:*rolls eyes*

How are you khei?

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:POST

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:BOI
HALP US

Deian salazar wrote:My goals were to help make that dream come true, and my interests, my actions, my ambitions, everything is now kaput with the realization that's never attainable.
I have nothing to strive for that can satisfy me.

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:POST

Kheiastan wrote:aside from the whole preventing a suicide and political cult thing I'm really good! You?

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:NO

Imperial Valaran wrote:Oh my gawsh.

Deian, I have no clue why people tolerate this sht. You're being a teenager, and realising the world isn't made out of candied unicorns. Toughen up, and get a grip.

Deian salazar wrote:I can't choose just one, as the others are still suffering because I neglected the other goal.

Versail wrote:And the british wisdom is here.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:really

Kheiastan wrote:ok so kill yourself and accomplish none of the goals
gg

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:Kheya said nothing about choosing just one.

Valdiu wrote:deian
on June 16, 2015 i was sure i wouldn't live to see the end of summer
today i know i will
wait a while and it'll all go away

New cinoth wrote:BE AN ACTIVIST

they do all of that and more.

Congratulations there's your new career and you can be with all the other people fighting for the same cause you are.

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:Also Deian salazar:

If you memorise the Qur'n you are guranteed spot in the Hereafter unless you go infidel

now go do that

it's better than killing yourself over the deaths of others

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:ye
join the black panthers

Imperial Valaran wrote:tbf, we're humouring this a little too much.

Sure we all went through it, but the way we snapped out was by moving on, not by being pandered to. He gets attention and pseudo-affection through this griefing. So let be and treat him as an adult, and it'll stop.

The united motherland wrote:yes

Valdiu wrote:ye
go be omnireligious
that'll set u up real gud

Deian salazar wrote:but governments will never listen to them.
And even if I did choose to, NS will have no more use for me anymore.
And I don't want to die in vain hopes like the others.
Heroes like Liu Bei, Washington, and Tokugawa Leyasu will never see their dreams accomplished.
All I wanted to do in life was bring justice and benevolence worldwide, and cease all the fighting.
Which is only possibe against a government with no one invading it. But now that's apparently impossible.
I have no identity nor dreams of my own except theirs.
Thus, me a d humanity failing them is me and humanity failing me as well.

The united motherland wrote:ok

activists know that govs won't listen

thats why they are activists

personal experience

Imperial Valaran wrote:*is tempted to enshrine this in the WFE*

Deian salazar wrote:Thank you.
Now, time to write.
Goodbye.

Imperial Valaran wrote:hey :)

Also, I think the SW post was good enough to post as it is :)
Do you want me to add more?

Versail wrote:bye.

Valdiu wrote:I don't think that's what he meant

Imperial Valaran wrote:I know, but I wanted to say it anyway. Adults never say what they mean.

Deian salazar wrote:>Writing my will
ffs

Imperial Valaran wrote:i do't really care about that, besides I'm not sure you have the legal terminology perfected.

So write the SW posts instead. Though really, go to bed :)

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:And to think it all started over military numbers...

Next thing you know, a conversation about Communism will turn into an orgy.

Kheiastan wrote:k deian good night I'll talk to you tomorrow I'm sure

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:how are u writing a will with no lawyer?

Imperial Valaran wrote:Maybe he doesn't have the mana to summon one?

Valdiu wrote:ooooyus

Kheiastan wrote:yes :P
Though Idk how a fractured communist dictatorship and a liberal constitutional monarchy would fit together o.O

Bari wrote:I don't want to encourage his behavior, but you don't need a lawyer to compose a will.

Imperial Valaran wrote:They don't. That's where the fun begins :D

Versail wrote:Make sure to get the fine details down.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:HO HO

Valdiu wrote:deian
when you're done
post it here

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:In fact, he's probably writing it on a loose leaf.

(I ain't joking here.)

Bari wrote:That can be an entirely valid will (assuming he meets the other legal requirements). The law doesn't say it must be printed on a certain grade of paper.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:still u cant write an effective one as a minor and in a ill state of mind

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:I never said it was wrong.

I pointed out how useful loose leafs can be.

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:Wait, Deian is writing is will?

Imperial Valaran wrote:Thats still pandering to him.

Like for real, who replies to someone saying 'I'm going to write my will'? I don't think I've seen a more blatant attempt at guilt-tripping me. Even if its written, its just like saying 'this time for real, I'm gonna do it, so y'all believe me now, so I can get all the attention on a frickin chat site.'

When you have deep, real problems, the last thing you want to do is talk about them. To bring up an example that I really shouldn't, who here knew Iraqistan needed help before it happened?

Valdiu wrote:Apparently
Deian
Technically Wanda owns everything

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:Wait, what happened with Iraqistan?

Valdiu wrote:*squirms uncomfortably*

New Chilokver wrote:Attempted suicide.

Imperial Valaran wrote:If we want to be better people, give him the attention when its normal and when he's fine (can we honestly say we have been doing this?). Don't only do it on the verge, or he'll keep coming back to the verge.

Roski wrote:Deian

We are as close to a "perfect" society we have ever been.

As we speak, a man hopes to bring electricity to 600,000,000 Africans, to make nuclear and photovaltic energy our main source of power.

In terms of peace, the United States has the most allies on earth, and these nations try to ally with each other. As the United States gains more allies, and these allies ally each other, we step closer to world peace.

So please don't off yourself because we aren't near perfection yet. Because then you make those contributions seem to be in vain.

Threatening to kill yourself because we aren't perfect is like the United States killing itself because Pearl Harbor was bombed - it simply doesn't make sense.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:lets move on pls

Imperial Valaran wrote:Perfection is overrated anyway.

The flaws and quirks are what make this place bearable sometimes :)

New Chilokver wrote:No. You see, his problem is that he hasn't contributed to those solutions.

Imperial Valaran wrote:^^^

Tyrannical decree 412: Moving on...

Imperial Valaran wrote:Though I'm totally perfect, so that's ok. Just me. No one else.

The perfect Tyrant

Roski wrote:Iztru

Valdiu wrote:deian
the plan for contributing to your favorite causes is outlined here
https://youtu.be/nuHfVn_cfHU

and i don't mean jump out the window
seriously you're worrying me

Imperial Valaran wrote:Actually, I could do with a moustache like Stalin.

Deian salazar wrote:You guys just said my dream is not possible.
That's the only way I see world peace, else nations will just be squabbling for power.

Luepola wrote:k

Imperial Valaran wrote:Violation on pain of purging.

Valdiu wrote:If world peace was achieved we'd have gray jumpsuits and no civil liberties
Deian
Work for UNICEF
Bring peace to troubled regions
It's as close as you're gonna get

Deian salazar wrote:Good news: A person/girl and another friend I'm good friends with thwarted my suicide attempt.
Bad news:
I was nearly arrested because I tried to stab myself before that but was restrained by her and another friend.
Instead I hit the wall a put a minor dent in it.
mfw
Also good news: Neither my parents nor anyone except you guys now and my two friends knows of the matter. I now have a new purpose: To become a Philosopher
Also bad news: I might be found out and have to go to a mental hospital or something like that. But knowing my friends, they won't do that and they are giving me more support than ever and I've learned I have people IRL who care about me deeply and have a new purpose in life.

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:The fact that your parents are not aware of this is not good.

Deian salazar wrote:Look, I have a new life.
New meaning.
A clean slate if you will.
I'm going to remake myself from scratch.

Deian salazar wrote:And I want no one interfering.
My new purpose is now dictated by only life itself. I will from this day swear an oath of emotional detachment, and go Jedi/Monk style in how I act towards things.

Deian salazar wrote:My new goal is philosophy.
I'm going to write a book'

Beruiti wrote:kk

start walking the walk, before you talk the talk

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Don't use Mein Kampfy Chair, I am already working on something of that title.

Deian salazar wrote:Also, I'm swearing off romantic love for now.
Me worrying about that has caused enough problems.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:i knew papa cyd's magic wuld wurk on u eventually

Beruiti wrote:Aboot time.

You know you've ogne far when I say aboot.

Deian salazar wrote:My goals and my attention is on me only.
If a lass comes, I won't deny her.
But I will only worry about that when it comes.
*Gets new crush the next day and forgets this vow*

Luepola wrote:kek

but ye thats good

thats what i did and it paid off well

Deian salazar wrote:I'll try to be focusing inwards. Only when I love myself can I love another.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:finally
finally
finally
what ive been tryna drill in ur head furver is there now

papa cyd has successfully saved anuddur sole

Deian salazar wrote:Ironically....It was a friend of mine who was a girl and I kind of liked a bit who finally convinced me with her calm, patient, caring posts, and her use of touching statements to slowly calm me down and make me more mellow and able to explain. She's a genius with words. She saved my from suicide.
My first real attempt at it.
That's real irony.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:im not a gril
but i luv u tu bbe

Deian salazar wrote:She also was able to make me not be so angry, and used touching lines like
"Please Deian, if not for you to survive than at least for me!" and stuff like that.
She knows all my soft spots. ._.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:pls deian
u makin me blush n shet nigga

Deian salazar wrote:IT WASN'T YOU! ;-;

Luepola wrote:also 2dei wos an gud dei 4 deian

an gril saevd hem

papa cyds majik wos werk

nd he got an free bantcoin

Deian salazar wrote:She is nice too.
Arguably even more than Cin.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:gon maek a tull free hot line in dis betch

Deian salazar wrote:I feel horrible for yelling at Cin.
Perhaps I should just leave her alone forever.
I've caused her amd myself great pain.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:k
shes mine nao

Deian salazar wrote:If I want to leave her alone I'll have to leave Atlas.
I hate that I ever met her when this unstable.
She shouldn't have had to put up with me like this.

Beruiti wrote:Why go through drastic measures?

I mean jesus before now you're were kind of creepy when it came to Cinoth

Deian salazar wrote:That's why I should leave her forever.
I don't deserve her.
And I never will.
But, I'm not going into another breakdown.
...Hopefully.
Just stating my beliefs.

Beruiti wrote:This is getting way beyond what I ever would expect.

I'm going now.

Read dispatch

This, this is peak Atlasian culture

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:when ur region is so boring and dead not even raiders want to occupy it

What have you been up to? I haven't gotten to talk to some of you lately, school is killing me.

Its not gay

[b]If you like it[\b]

Bleh

West Aurelia wrote:every day we stray further from god's light

Part II: Electric Boogaloo!

Individual Quotes

West Aurelia
Carloso
Viridisolum
Cydonia
Sde Dov
New Kvenland
Zunkwentania
Giliberafta
Stasnov
Luepola
Bavaria
Huda
Chilokver
Vietnam
Roski
Elesar
Western Vale Confederacy
Hayabusa
Navorgska
Yalos
Bari
Allied Connurist States
Deian salazar
Victoriala

Coversations

The Time Luey Convinced Everyone He Works for the Azov Battalion
Hue'ran
Aur Proposes to Karl
The
Atlas' Endless Dick-Measuring Competition
The X-Files
Karl and Kven
Breastfeeding
Rood Awakening
Eyebrows
THL's Return
Yum Yum X Bum
9/11
KKK
The II: Electric Boogaloo
Porn
Luey and Elesar
T-14
Borderline Rape
Das Beer Boot
Luey Almost Fights a Kid
The Atlasian Game Industry

Individual Quotes

West Aurelia

West Aurelia wrote:a poem boi aur

purg dat ani teel it bleeds liek a waterfall
splish splash
dei blood falls on dei floor
i drink it up liek soop
and loob it up wif sauce
tender and juicy
dei juices on mei face
i herd its gud 4 mei skin
and herd too aer peppr grindrs in dei distance
i ofer dat ani 2 karl
and hoep he blesses mei
karl is dei ani's bane
dei won dei kall an god
an god of pepr, an purging mastur
he owns an dei/nitekare
which is moi alma mater
an ivi leeg uni it iz
specializing in dei culinary arts
especially pepr, which karl is an god of
roses aer red
voilets aer blu
i fecked yuor mem last noite
wot a wonderful world

West Aurelia wrote:az karls spouse nd en sheikul karlam

i wheel issu en fatwa on dis topik

all furms of dei sexuak aktivitis r legal ebrywere in dei wurld

iz absolutly halal to komit prostishun in dei rmb

West Aurelia wrote:i'll kork yuo en yuor ani tonite

yuo no wot elz iz hard

moi sosage

West Aurelia wrote:vigorous thrusting

West Aurelia wrote:i fail to see how that will get him online

get karl to rouse him from his sleep

if yuo no wot i meen

West Aurelia wrote:i lub peprin anis al dei ebry dei

West Aurelia wrote:tierd ov feckin yer mem

jk

i lazt 5eber

West Aurelia wrote:> implies canada is a country
> silly 52nd state

Carloso

New carloso wrote:Meanwhile in guuuuuuudd carloso, CBC radio 1, DeAndre Harris is delivering some serious mediation advice. Hmmmmm yeah thats right maybe hmmmmmm say it with me. Hmmmmmmm make a sticky mess on yo thighs hmmmmmm. Only on Morning Carloso

New carloso wrote:Brb need to go wank in the mountains

New carloso wrote:rund nd rund de peppr goes
liek mr rubber ducky in the bath dub
quack quack quack it goes
taking off moi cloths
getting hot getting spicy
as i lub up with cyd's sekret suace
de peppr grinders go

New carloso wrote:Hmmm

I read that as Brandon wanks

New carloso wrote:*advances on children*

New carloso wrote:spidey widey crawls into ur ani

New carloso wrote:Ey bbe

Karl iz wating for u 2 pick up the phoen

*sexi pose*

I'm waiting

Pick up de poen so we kan talk about social welfare

*imagine sky channel 999*

New carloso wrote:Fuk

Chanel 931, 943 and 944 for sauci talk on social welfare wit karl

New carloso wrote:All de wurld belungs to de empire of de anis

An ancient race of hishly sophisticated ppl who conquered de wurld

Dey were all pepprd in de grate purging nd nvr seen or heard again

De survivors attached themselves 2 de monkeys nd maed huamnes.

Dats how humane cecame smart and how dey orginaited

moi thesis

New carloso wrote:i need lebensraum

New carloso wrote:ey bbe

cqlm down so i kan strap a dildo to ur forehead

New carloso wrote:cuming for de childrun

New carloso wrote:fuk

cud someone cum rund 2 peppr me shurtly

New carloso wrote:de ani iz mesmerizing

New carloso wrote:i offer 1 ani for an peppr grainder

New carloso wrote:o rlly?

hello children, let me peppr ur ani

New carloso wrote:oh yus u so sauci zunk

u finaly hav pube

New carloso wrote:don't talk 2 ur ani mastur liek dat

New carloso wrote:ant eater wiggles into ur ani

sniff sniff

New carloso wrote:Exactly

or

I vigorously thrusted the pepper grinder into the hole

New carloso wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Aryan_Resistance

Dese ppl r moi heroes

New carloso wrote:lel

bang ma dik iz getting raped by earthquake

fgts

New carloso wrote:MI NAEM IZ KARL
I WUNT 2 STUF U INSIED A WITE FORD TRANSIT VAN ND PEPPR U

New carloso wrote:[Boy:]
I peppr ur ani nao
Beng over
Hnnnng

New carloso wrote:Step 3: praise allah

New carloso wrote:HHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

yuuuuuuuuuuusssssss bbbbbbhbbebeeeeeeeee

Dddaaaattt stiiiiiffff luuuung rod

New carloso wrote:I peppr de ani of de gurls

New carloso wrote:human centipede crawling into ur ani tonite

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New carloso wrote:I shgged ur nan last nite

New carloso wrote:HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

DAAAAAAAAAATTTTT LUUUUUUUUNNGGGGG STIIIIIIIFFFFFFF ROOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD

Viridisolum

Viridisolum wrote:I'll finger Bavaria's Bavarian juice out.

Viridisolum wrote:"Trade was booming, people flourishing, slaves working, and women and men reproducing."

That line though. XD

Canadian monarchists wrote:I've come to rub your tits.

You'll all be fine after the treatment. All you have to do is to expose those nips and I'll do the suckin-the scrubbing.

Canadian monarchists wrote:Just cooperate and put your nips against my face.

Canadian monarchists wrote:I waited for six hours and nobody wanted a nip job?

Okay, all the gud titties should go to me and those with the saggy grandma-tits should ignore this.

Viridisolum wrote:So never reveal your identities lest you perish in either your sleep or at school all of sudden.

Or that you will be raped for your body.

Viridisolum wrote:My ani hurts.

Viridisolum wrote:My anus is bleeding

Canadian monarchists wrote:My ani is pepprable.

Canadian monarchists wrote:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

BRING ME SUM PEPPR STICKS!

Cydonia

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:back from my two day wanking session in the pashtun highlands

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:*walking

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:ye
bet u culdnt handel de lung stuf rod

Sde Dov

Sde dov wrote:fuk

den 50 sheids is fgt copy of karls riting

Sde dov wrote:and on the third dei
brat has risen

there iz nu god but brat and karl iz dei messenger of brat

Sde dov wrote:ill be cuming rund to peppr yuo shortli

Sde dov wrote:mfw when

>i find a penis drawn on my car with the dust
>a sex scene is played in a tv in the barbershop

New Kvenland

New Kvenland wrote:uh uh uh uh yus erm erm ye dat stiff rod ummmm yuuuus

New Kvenland wrote:ur ani es moi lebensraum

New Kvenland wrote:mfw half of the conversations i have with bari over tg are about gay sex, and another quarter are about straight sex

New Kvenland wrote:nation=turkhestan/detail=factbook/id=409828

this guy must either write for the Pakistani government or for BuzzFeed

New Kvenland wrote:

sinc dei fgt scp adminustraetr left fr dei fgt centr, i hav taekn dei roel of runin fr faondr

voet mei

ye

brati es tu fgt fr dis rejun, wich es nut fgt. dis es establishd bai dei hue'an, nd es tr00fuk

dus, wei must remov dei fgtc

so brati mus go

il gib evrioen en dei rejun tresgudfuk peprin evri niet,kuz dei desrv et. exep wvc. he an fgt

ul bei woshd en dei see of moi graetnes, ye

il remov dei fgtc, fukbois, bichnigrs, nd so furth

il maek dei kkk dei ofishul relijun of atlus

moi lung stif rod wel convinc u ef ur nut kunvincd

et kunvincd ur mem wen i fekd hr las niet

...

ye

voet mei fr faondr pls

ef u dun, dei driev-bai shutrs wel kum fr u

k

bai

Zunkwentania

Zunkwentania wrote:Sometimes, Viridi, I begin to think you're a coherent version of Carl

Zunkwentania wrote:Peppur dat peni

Zunkwentania wrote:i alredi had pueb
al i wan iz an peppurin parti nao

Giliberafta

Giliberafta wrote:( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)am i sexy

( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡) pls say yus

( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡) sexxinesssss

Stasnov

Stasnov wrote:Let no one build walls to divide us,
Walls of badfuk nor walls of fgt .
Come greet the fab and stand beside us,
We'll live together or we'll die liek fgts.

Stasnov wrote:In our world poisoned by badfuk,
Those who have taken, now they must give!
And end the vanity of fgts,
We've but one Akats on which to live.

Stasnov wrote:And so begins the final gudfuk,
In the RMB and in the ani.
We stand unbowed before their fgtry,
We defy their badfuk and ani!
When we gib de gudfuk, provoked by their badfuk,
Let us be inspired by peppr and moar peppr
For though they offer us some peppr
Change will not come without moar peppr!

Stasnov wrote:Badfuk storms shake the sky
Fgt clouds blind us
Although pain in de ani awaits us
Duty calls us against the fgts

The most precious good
is peppr
And we have to defend it
With faith and courage

Raise the revolutionary flag
Which carries the people to fabness
Raise the revolutionary flag
Which carries the people to fabness

Atlasian people march
onwards to the battle
We have to smash
the Chilo

To the Barricades! To the Barricades!
For the triumph of the Fab Revolution
To the Barricades! To the Barricades!
For the triumph of the Fab Revolution

Stasnov wrote:We learned to love you
from the peppr heights
where the sun of your fabness
laid siege to badfuk

Chorus:
Here lies the clear,
the dear transparency
of your fabulous presence,
Commandte Fab Valaran

Your glorious and strong peppr
over the ani it shoots
when all of Atlas
awakens to see you

[Chorus]

You come burning the ani
with springtime fabness
to plant the flag
with the light of your peppr

[Chorus]

Your revolutionary fabness
leads you to new undertaking
where they are waiting for the gudfuk
of your liberating arm

[Chorus]

We will carry on
as we followed you then
and with THL we say to you:
"Until forever, Fab Valaran!"

Luepola

Luepola wrote:i just realized

i havent posted this in a while

Gimme, gimme, chicken tendies
Be they crispy or from Wendy's
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points
on Kid's Meal ballpit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car
to find me tendies near and far
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats
In comfy bigboy booster seats
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies, none remain.

She tries to make me take a nappy
But sleeping doesn't make me happy
Tendies are the only food
that puts me in a napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scream, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries
But tears aren't tendies, nugs, or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned
to buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I just ate?
"TENDIES, TENDIES, GET THEM NOW
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes
My foul-smelling bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.

Luepola wrote:Also I'm like 90% sure there's gonna be a gay polygamous marriage between Carl cyd sde and aur

Luepola wrote:u yuz fgt 'cleerwotur'

u no wot kind of naem dat is

a fgt naem

Luepola wrote:i might try analgation

Luepola wrote:i'm going to make a female character and RP lesbian sex with Kven

Luepola wrote:tfw HL's new name means we won't be able to 'accidentally' tag The anymore

Luepola wrote:http://puu.sh/hs7AH/135993fea3.png Zunkwentania

Luepola wrote:gimme gimme chicken tendies

Luepola wrote:the logical conclusion here is that you are a girl

Luepola wrote:my sister went into my room and started ranting about how some fgt in hunger games died

so i told her it was because he deserved to die for his disloyalty to Adolf Hitler and then did the Nazi salute

Bavaria

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Prostitution is illegal in the RMB, WVC

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Yeah *He says as he makes a left turn onto Deian's street*

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Whelp, me and my friends are back to watching 50 Shades of Gray in class.

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:yo fukboi, dafuq ur ani doin witout mai pingle in et

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:[ur a fgt intensifies]

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Let's gather round the campfire And sing our campfire song,
Hitler did nothing wrong
I was balls deep in a llama once and then Andra sucked seventeen fta c*cks
tfw no gf
Joshlol is gay, cheeki breeki i v damke
My jesus that voice you're a big guy for you
I get the frontpage in less than a black twitter comp
Let me sing you the song of my people
Roll comment
Remove kebab, lady gaga is my dad
The Meme was so supreme I let out a scream
Easy come, easy go, Hitler yes, n*ggers no
Kurt Cobain didn't die in vain
Ebola makes you grow stronger every day
Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli!
Mom's spaghetti!

Dank memes make the world go 'round it seems
Jet Fuel can't melt steel beams
Dank memes make the world go 'round it seems
Jet Fuel can't melt steel beams
Dank memes make the world go 'round it seems
Jet Fuel can't melt steel beams
Jet Fuel can't melt steel beams
Jet Fuel can't melt steel beams

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Zunk I swear to god if you are down talking your roleplay I will slap THL and call him a fukboi.

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Ravioli Ravioli Give Me The Formuoli

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:*"GNALC" he says as he enters the ani with full thrust*

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote: ( ͡͡ ͜ ʖ ͡ ) I have a list of all of Cin's fetishes.

Huda

Huda wrote:viewtopic.php?f=5&t=338134
peppr ur anis all u want

but darth penis will find yuo

Huda wrote:atlas wars i: darth penis arises

Huda wrote:Do u know how Darth Penis became Darth Penis?

His wife Padme Vageegee died ;-;

He used to be Penakin Penisstepper Whichreallyhurts

but then he turned to the Dark Side.

No offense to Star Wars lovers - I love the movies myself. Just playin' round bit.

Huda wrote:What was he like?

He was... polite. Intense. Smart. Really intimidating.

Huda version.

That fifty shades of gray was boring.

Ours is.

WAS DAGUDFUK PENIS?

fak no only sand and sandy penis

Huda wrote:bangladesh is the only place where you can get mugged in 1:00 clock in the afternoon while having your lunch in the car and peppring the ani of ur chaffeur while doing an orgy with the cops

Huda wrote:even my dik isn't as long as this

Huda wrote:nu huda

;-;

nu prob

all u need 2 writ

huda - one word. penis. Also owns Penis Cult - goes by internet fat guy syndrome name darth penis

Huda wrote:FUZ

RO

PENIS

Huda wrote:the swet titifuk

;-;

i was guing to sk if i cud have his penis for expiremental rison

earthqek mn

fuken

flying everywhr

Huda wrote:Honestly, yeah. I'm going to miss The High Lords.

Huda wrote:thank yuo

i love yuo

not in gay way

in delicate way of

penisance

May the eternal penis preserve you.

Huda wrote:if we had a dollar for every heart someone gives in atlas

the world bank will need loans from us

Huda wrote:woo

i just stuck a perfect statue.

on obama's head.

it composed of a dildo strapped on to his nose for his lying. oh yeah

we stuck a peppr on his nose too.

oh shet i forgot

we J.R.R Tolkein about Michelle Obama.

Huda wrote:West Aurelia

At this rate

WA will feel a slight tingle in his ani

he is being peppred by the kuotes

Huda wrote:Console.WriteLine ("Penis, oh my dear penis.");

Huda wrote:HERETIC

bend down to face the eternal penis in its full glori

Huda wrote:animating, flamebaiting, and masturbating

ultra drim

Huda wrote:ppl

i am running away with a

68 year old russian bridesmaid

cuz she wanted to peppr anis

Huda wrote:karloso

fak yuo

we wanted to put a seismograff on yuor charles dickens

to stop nepalese quake

but yuo wer 2 bisi pepprin mi ani

Huda wrote:proplem is

everytiem she sneezes

her penis turns to vagi or her vagi turns to penis

i dont want to cross swords every sneeze ;-;

Huda wrote:karlo mi fadr

i am maring

sum one

she is 70 year old russian bridsmed

her name is kim jong un

Huda wrote:karl mi papi

gib de badfuk explanazun boi

Huda wrote:booti

oi mi booti

Huda wrote:shet

Nepalese aftershocks are hitting in Bangladesh - while I can't experience (r anyone in Baridhara), I heard its hitting moar and moar like anis on peppr.

KARL!

ARE YOU PEPPRIN ANIS

Huda wrote:fak yu

we shud maek atlus peppr simulatur

Huda wrote:Radio Iran: IS chief Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi dies

The chief of Islamic State Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has died.

Zee News reported on Monday following a tweet by the All India Radio (AIR) that said Baghdadi's death claim has been made by Radio Iran.

ABU BAKRI AL-WHOSE YOUR DADDY is dead.

His ani shal be pepred bad and fast k?

ill then do the punishment ritual oof the eternal penis:

ripping out his ballsack hair and ripping out his ballsacks, blending them and making a smoothie which he'll drink

so hell regrow ballsacks

and ill kut again

Huda wrote:oi boots, fukbois, penises

I'll be staying in the PFQ for until May 4th, I need to RP some shat there, so, I leave the handling of my penis kult to West Aurelia, my collection of penises to Vedria, and Porn for Republic of vietnam.

I'm not leaving the region, just has business.

So Kvenland, will ask for Atlas possword in the 4th

Baii bebsi

Chilokver

New Chilokver wrote:Updated list of Atlasian Relationships:

Valaran marries Mirevia.
West Aurelia, New carloso and Democratic Union of Cydonia pepper each other all night long in New Carlingford general hospital.
New Kvenland rebonds to his clone Alosteq Diin Nastja.
Screams are heard from Western Vale Confederacy in a sweaty, whip-and-chain filled Adampian cabin.

More to come.

New Chilokver wrote:North Yemen- drunkedly ends up in The's home every night.
ShortNew Chilokver][/nation] spends every waking minute attempting to break into the AE compound as Republic of vietnam laughs cruelly inside.
God-king Bratislav sleeps an eternal slumber.
The high lords misses Roski so much, he's still saving the plot.
Ghant watches on and continues to stalk our chats.
Sasutary island attempts to suicide at the loss of his beloved Viridisolum.

Yeah- I'll figure out more next time.

Icon admin wrote:goiz
repost of mah

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CAMPAIGN SPEECHE FOR MAY 2015!!!
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sins dei fgt scp adminustraetr left fr dei fgt centr ufte it got keeld bai the feggit fyters, i hav taekn dei roel of runin fr faondr

voet mei

ye

brat es tu fgt fr dis rejun, wich es nut fgt. dis es establishd bai dei ofeeshal huemenarty, nd es tr00fuk

fus, wei must remov dei fgt

so brat mus go

undeh da noo resheem- I meen faondr, the peppring wil be evri niet, wif the free angus fer all

eksept kven

cuz he iz fgt

i wil endors teh lung stif rod mods fer evriwun in neu karlingferd jenerow hospeetal und hudan penis (free loob unde konseedarayshun)

eksept fer awl teh fgt fuboi beechniggas lik twc

i weel purje dem herd bi teh trysikel drive-bi-shootin

hueslam wil becum teh ofeeshal relijun und eet wil be top kek

ye

voet mei fr faondr pls

fink uf all teh banter

k

bai

100% non-plajerised for 200% getting voets
admins always make the bestfuk faondrs
and dump ur voet on me if u don't want to voet fer ur oponents
admins ferefa

Vietnam

Republic of vietnam wrote:Irish...
First Wanking off in the mountains..
Now songs about dildos diddling in the day..

Roski

Fasnova wrote:If I had a dollar for everytime someone posted a Lenny face, I could buy the US, Canada, Europe, and probably most of Asia

Fasnova wrote:Discardus, welcome to hell v7.10

Fasnova wrote:Excuse me while I get multi-cultural

Nigga, you need to stop worrying about these hoes. Niggas is trying to make paper, and if you let a btch hold you up then you never gonna make that paper.

Niggas be thinking with their dick and not their heads.

Fuk you need a hoe for? So she can tell at you when she don't get her way? So she can get under your skin? Whip you into shape?

You a free nigga, stop acting like a domestic dog and let the pussy come to you.

Elesar

Elesar wrote:More erections than an all-gay construction company.

Elesar wrote:"gaiboi millionaire" would be a great bollywood film

Western Vale Confederacy

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:fappy fap fap fgts

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:IT WARMS ME IN ZE COCKELS

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:Uuh...

I don't even want to know where that Angus beef smell comes from.

Hayabusa

New Hayabusa wrote:The last Roskians of Atlas fled to Hayabusa, we cast them off to Arcticaria. Roskians can now be found wanking under the frozen Arcitcarian waters or on top os the largest icebergs. They can only be observed from a safe distance of 1 km away, for anyone who has ventured closer to that has spontaneously exploded.

Navorgska

Navorgska wrote:I like pepe.

Navorgska wrote:BREAKING NEWS:

I farted.

Yalos

Nouvelle touraine wrote:Go slam that pussy bro

Nouvelle touraine wrote:Is she hot?

Nouvelle touraine wrote:Also does she want the d?

Nouvelle touraine wrote:is there sex

Bari

Bari wrote:Western Vale Confederacy

When you're my boyfriend, you'll start out as a tight end, but, after the first week, you'll be a wide receiver.

Bari wrote:it means id do the heck out of him

Bari wrote:he's got a nice butt

Bari wrote:You've never seen my erection, that's for sure.

Bari wrote:erry time i go out, you know i bring the dough out
erry time i go out, you know i gotta show out

Allied Connurist States

Allied Connurist States wrote:deian

if i come to oregon

can i have those drugs please

Allied Connurist States wrote:yus

huecoed iz hao atlasians ICly text each other

Allied Connurist States wrote:yus

karl will wank him up

Allied Connurist States wrote:can someone get me some new pants

because i watched the black ops 3 reveal trailer

Allied Connurist States wrote:Discardus

Welcome to Atlas.

This video will explain everything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

Deian salazar

Deian salazar wrote:I am fgt.
U r fgt.
We r all fgt.
Equality.

Deian salazar wrote:I mean as a movie/cutscene.

It'd just be brutal and bloody.......

I think I just had a wargasm......

Deian salazar wrote:I had a dream last night..... that WVC became Delegate and married all the women on here, but I couped him and killed him then got the women.....

Then Carl couped me, killed the women, and married Aurelia, Luey, Elesar, and Zunk.....
WTF is with my dreams? o_O

Deian salazar wrote:Fappity fapppity fap De fap le fapgts

Deian salazar wrote:Ambak!

*Stabs everyone who is a pedophile*

Victoriala

Victoriala wrote:my dik gets bigga kuz im a krazy niqqa

Conversations

The Time Luey Convinced Everyone He Works for the Azov Battalion

Luepola wrote:i forgot to add that I work for azov battalion

Elesar wrote:So you're in the Russian military...?

Elesar wrote:shoot ukraine
sorry bb

Luepola wrote:azov battalion is ukrainian u fkfgt

Luepola wrote:i would shoot you now

Luepola wrote:brb separatists are shelling our AO

Republic of vietnam wrote:Wait, you are actually part of the Ukrainian military?
:P

Elesar wrote:w8 for real?

Luepola wrote:maybe

Luepola wrote:lol just got shot at by a sniper

mfw i could live tweet this on twitter and get thousands of followers

Republic of vietnam wrote:Alright, this is BS..

Elesar wrote:dammit
don't die luey-senpai

New Kvenland wrote:tell them I say hi

Luepola wrote:this is serious stuff man

Republic of vietnam wrote:People don't type posts on a rp game while getting shot at mate..

Luepola wrote:I do

Elesar wrote:only casuals don't
luey isn't a filthy casual

Republic of vietnam wrote:If this is actually real..
No comment.
:/

The United Empire of Exucular wrote:Badass people do.

New Kvenland wrote:Stop telling him how to live his life, gawd

Republic of vietnam wrote::(
Sorry..

Elesar wrote:he lied
https://twitter.com/theamazingBBP
luey-senpai why

Republic of vietnam wrote:..........
BS..
Heresy..

Luepola wrote:ok back

i dropped my phone while running to cover

New Kvenland wrote:if luey's coming out with the truth, I probably should too

My parents aren't really that conservative

the covenant eyes time limits are really because Peshmerga was putting me on-duty

Luepola wrote:so you're in kurdistan right now? thats pretty fukin cool

New Kvenland wrote:yeah

ISIS is kind of annoying, though

always interrupting my RP writing with their raids on our cities and execution of our citizens

Luepola wrote:that must suck

all we get here is random arty fire

Glorious ReBublic of Alevstan wrote:oh, it's the truth now?

Ok. I'm sorry for the Holocaust, it just kind of spiraled out of control. First there was Kristallnacht, then everyone was like "Hitler, this won't be enough!" and I just caved to their demands. Again, I'm sorry.

Elesar wrote:oh yeah?
how about you try being a jew in hitler's germany?
let me tell you it's not fun
whenever they attack, you do nazi it coming
ann frankly i'm tired of it
every time i hear them coming i think,
"aw, shwitz"
it's not the reich thing to do

New Kvenland wrote:Well, at least our purported government is getting more and more weak, so we can focus on ISIS

You guys have to deal with those spetsnaz pricks

Luepola wrote:the government deals with them though

they suck at it

Luepola wrote:kven is my kurdish brother in arms

he's not really kurdish but he's fighting for the right cause

New Chilokver wrote:Ah. In that case, I must also tell you that I'm one of millions of tech-savvy teens hired by the Communist Party of China to hack into US military databases and steal sensitive info. *nods

Elesar wrote:i'm actually a soviet partisan
working to eliminate the fascists

Luepola wrote:jokes aside though, mfw there were times i actually considered running off to ukraine or kurdistan as an alternative to suicide

New Kvenland wrote:Peshmerga would accept you

We don't like outsiders, but your resume is what the higher-ups like

New Kvenland wrote:ffs isis, we took makhmur back fair and square

alright, I must deal with this

See you guys later

New Kvenland wrote:I hope we need never fight each other, comrade

They changed their standards after a recent issue with a Chilean llama and a recruit from Santiago

Hue'ran

West Aurelia wrote:in dei begining brat kreated dei hevens and dei atlas. nao dei atlas wos formlez nd empty, darknez wos ober dei surfac of dei deep, nd dei spirit of brat wos hobering ober dei speshul saucs. nd brat sed, "let dere bei lite," nd der wos lite. brat saw dat dei lite wos gudfuk, nd he sepuratid dei lite from dei darknez. brat kalled dei lite "dei," nd dei darknez he kalled "nite." nd dere wos evening, nd deer wos morning - dei furst dei. nd brat sed, "let dere bei an expanz between dei speshul saucs to sepurate speshul sauc from specula sauc. so brat made dei expanz and sepurated dei speshul sauc under dei expanz from dei special sauc abov it. nd it wos so. brat kalled dei expanz "skei." nd deer wos evening, nd deer wos morning - dei secund dei. nd brat see, "let dei speshul sauc under dei skei bei gathurd tu won plac, nd let dri grund a peer." nd it wos so. brat kalled dei dri grund "lend," nd dei gathured speshul saucs he kalled "sees." nd brat saw dat it wos gudfuk. den brat set, "let dei lend produc vigimite: pepr-baring plants nd tres on dei lend dat bare tendies wif pepr in it, accordion tu dere various kinds." nd it wos so. dei lend producd vigimite: plants baring pepr accordion tu dere kinds nd tres baring tendies with pepr accordion tu dere kinds. nd brat saw dat it wos gudfuk. nd dere wos evening, nd dere wos morning - dei turd dei. nd brat sed, "let dere bei lites in dei expanz of dei skei tu sepurat dei dei from dei nite, nd let dem serv as sines tu mark seesuns nd dei nd years, nd let dem bei kites in dei expanz of dei skei tu gib lite on dei atlas. nd it wos so. brat maed tu grate kites - dei graeter lite tu gobern dei dei nd dei lezer lite tu govern dei nite. hei also maed dei stars. brat set dem in dei expanz of dei skei to gib lite on dei atlas, tu govern dei dei nd dei nite, nd tu sepurate lite from darkness. nd brat saw dat it wos gudfuk. nd dere wos evening, nd dere wos morning - dei furfth dei. nd brat sed, "let dei speshul sauc teem wif living creechers, nd let dei birds flei above dei atlas acroz dei expanz of dei skei." so brat creatd dei grate creechers of dei see nd ebery living nd mobing ting wif wich dei speshul sauc teems, accordion tu dere kinds, nd ebery winged burd accordion tu its kind. nd brat saw dat it wos gudfuk. brat blezed dem nd sed, "bei fruteful nd increze in numbr nd fil dei speshu sauc in dei sees, nd let dei biurds increze on dei atlas." nd dere wos evening, nd dere wos morning - dei fifed dei. nd brat sed, "let dei lend produz libing creechers accordion tu dere kinds: sno kamuls, creechers dat move along dei grund, nd sno meese, eech accordion tu its kind." nd it wos so. brat maed dei sno meese accordion tu dere kinds, dei sno kamuls accordion tu dere kinds, nd all dei creechers dat move along dei grund accordion tu dere kinds. nd brat saw dat it wos gudfuk. den brat sed, "let us maek fgt fukbois in our imaeg, in our lieknez, nd let dem ruel ober dei feesh of dei ee nd dei burds of dei air, ober dei sno kamuls, ober all dei atlas, nd ober all dei creechers dat move along dei grund." so brat kreated fgt fukbois in his own imaeg; mael nd femael he created dem. brat blezed dem nd sed tu dem, "bei fruteful nd increze in numbr; feel dei atlas nd subdu it. ruel ober dei feesh of dei see nd dei burds of dei air nd ober ebery libing creecher dat moves on dei grund." den brat sed, "i gib yuo ebery pepr-baring plant on dei face of dei hole atlas nd ebery tre dat has tendies wif pepr in it. dei will bei yuors fur food. nd tu all dei beests of dei atlas nd all dei burds of dei air nd all dei creechers dat move on dei grund - eberyting dat haz dei breth of lyfe in it - i gib ebery green plant for food." nd it wos so. brat saw all dat hei had maed, and it wos tresgudfuk. nd dere wos evening, nd dere wos morning - dei sixfth dei.

West Aurelia wrote:jon 3:16 huecode edition

fur brat so lubed dei atlas dat he gabe his won nd onlei fgt fukboi, paldavia, nd dat hoever beliebs in him shil nut bei killed tu death bei earthworm but hab eturnel lyfe (nd 72 ded babeis).

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:N da tiem of trubblez, Brati cal 4 a sun 2 b bern 2 da rejun of atlas. Brati cald 2 Kevin, "Kevin mai dotter, u wil ber da kid of me, da lerd, n he shal led da rejun to smertnes." "Okei" repied kevin, hoo begn da sexi teims wit Brati.

Karl: 01

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:As da sexi tiems wer ober, da kid of Brati was 2 be bern into da werld bei Kevin. As da kiddie was bern, he was naemd Karl, de lerd of Atlas. He was of orderd 2 bring gud 2 Atlas nd worship da gudfuk fater of Atlas. Nd he doen as he wus teld. Karl wuld begn 2 werk on his gretest tingie. Da huecoed.

Karl: 02

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:As da gudfuk huecoed wus fnish, Karl wus of met bei de derk lerd of Atlas, Valaran. "Cum mei kiddie, i wil techin u da weis of pingle nd anis." Karl hed teld de derk lerd, "Nu, huecoed mus go on." Karl 4 he had ani 2 peppr, he maed da next gudfuk tingie 4 Atlas. Da peppr grindr.

Karl: 03

New carloso wrote:De lerd of all babel fishys took de huekoders to their land. He took sum of de childrun 2 liev in his haus. 4 of dese khildren were Bav, Aurelia, Haya nd Gili. dey lernd de language of de babel fish. De lerd of de bael fishys sent for de khildren or de kingdum but de huekoders said dei culd nut peppr de ani of dese khildren. De babel fishy children did not hav puer ani nd had been defieled by de evul forces of de joos. Dey asked for undefiled khildren 2 purge.

De lerd gaev de huekoders enuff ani 2 purge for 10 dais. De glorilerd, Brati, had protected dem nd delivered dem 2 de bootie. After 3 yaers, de lerd of de babel fish set de huekoders free.

Karl 05

Huda wrote:nao tiem fuor atlas holi textings; de birth of hude

deyr wus a day wen karl wud fus ro wank da muntains offf. da muntain gt pised nd kiked karl ut.

karl gothicafuk ngry nd peppred da muntain sumit

te ters of de muntain bekame hude - de darth of de penis kult

huda 01

Aur Proposes to Karl

West Aurelia wrote:New carloso

evr i sinc i lei moi eyes on yuo i felt an throbbing in moi ani
onlei dei greatest peprs en dei wurld could steady its puls
and den yuo purged it nd it steadied
yuo aer dei lub of moi lyfe
Federal Republic of Carloso
wheel yuo taek moi hand in merreg

West Aurelia wrote:moi ani is throbbing in anticipation

West Aurelia wrote:i wheel gib yuo 72 ded babies 4 yuor hand in merreg

New carloso wrote:Ye bbe

West Aurelia wrote:*hands 72 bbes under dei table*

nao we aer merried

will yuo gib mei dei speshul treetment

New carloso wrote:Ye

Lets begin de purge of de ded bbes

West Aurelia wrote:also i wheel be having val as moi best man

and cyd kan be dei priest

West Aurelia wrote:OYUS BBE

The

Viridisolum wrote:The High Lords

May we talk in the IRC?

Luepola wrote:The is prolly not vry happeh

Allied Connurist States wrote:The likely regrets his/her choice of nation name.

New Kvenland wrote:The wants to know why you keep mentioning him

Allied Connurist States wrote:The will have to take it up with me if they so wish

Elesar wrote:He's probably like,
"What The hell, guys?"

New Kvenland wrote:The has challenged you to a duel

Allied Connurist States wrote:Who The hell does he think he is?

New Kvenland wrote:The thinks she is a strong, independent woman, who don't need no man

Allied Connurist States wrote:I say that I and my opponent take this to The Jerry Springer show.

New Kvenland wrote:The approves

she say to meet her at The airport at 11:00 tomorrow

Allied Connurist States wrote:hnnnnngggggg

for The love of Chin-Chin.....

i am 7 trillion percent sure that i am not The father of FriedChickenisha

Atlas' Endless Dick-Measuring Competition

New carloso wrote:http://iiwiki.com/wiki/Asturias-class_cruiser

oh yus

Stasnov wrote:http://iiwiki.com/wiki/Yuznaya-class_cruiser

fgts

West Aurelia wrote:this is atlas' endless d*ck measuring competition

Huda wrote:i want to add one penis on behalf of my cult

3===========================================D

Republika srpska party wrote:17cm

rekt

West Aurelia wrote:hmm let's see how i can piss of a lot of people

stas has a bigger d*ck

*runs az pepr grindr r herd aproching moi*

New carloso wrote:lel I've got an 999 km long dick

Stasnov wrote:But iztrue

New carloso wrote:*de derk lerd maeks hiz appraoch*

Sde dov wrote:all yuor diks are small fuk fgts

mein is 3 lightyears long

Huda wrote:i feel sad for u, stas, karl, und RSP

u cant get laid tunks tu ur dik size

#rekt2k15

Republika srpska party wrote:mien 343242343244645734563445357834857348957394875934875348758934758937520848209482390578038490238429074290 lightyears long

Sde dov wrote:god bless your soul if you have a boner

New carloso wrote:U fuken surious?

when i get dat stiff rod

der is an earthquake

fuken

flying everywhere

Sasutary island wrote:earthquakes flies

Sasutary island wrote:only in Ireland

West Aurelia wrote:http://www.dias.ie/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=115&Itemid=167&lang=en

i bet they just stick something in karl's pants to get readings

The X-Files

Nouvelle touraine wrote:Condom

Nouvelle touraine wrote:Women's rights

Valaran wrote:There's a pattern here. Somewhere

*X-files music*

Allied Connurist States wrote:yus

contraception helps female liberation

because dey can hav sexuaktiems without risking pregnancy and shet

[/makingitupasigoalong]

Nouvelle touraine wrote:Potato

Valaran wrote:*eyes narrow*

He's throwing us off the scent

Nouvelle touraine wrote:Obama

Nouvelle touraine wrote:Jews

Nouvelle touraine wrote:Gum cancer

Nouvelle touraine wrote:Vaccines

Nouvelle touraine wrote:Global fascist bolshevik conspiracy

Karl and Kven

New carloso wrote:Open ur ani

New Kvenland wrote:kkk

*opens*

*prepares for dat lung stif rod*

New carloso wrote:*anal earthquake*

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

New Kvenland wrote:hnnng yus uh uh uh ooh dat lung stif rod erg erg uh

Breastfeeding

New carloso wrote:i want to breastfeed on someone

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:My breasts are always open.

New carloso wrote:i'll suckle nice nd long

The united motherland wrote:im a girl

but my tiddies aint yours

New carloso wrote:@TUM

i'll stealth breastfeed on

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:That's what I like

Zunkwentania wrote:ill coat mai nips en peppur 4 yuo

New Hayabusa wrote:karl is horni toniet

The united motherland wrote:bad karl

Rood Awakening

Republic of vietnam wrote:*sleeping on desk*

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:supriez butesecks

Republic of vietnam wrote:*opens eyes slowly*
Damn it shut up, trying to get some sleep here...

Huda wrote:tiem to korrupt vietnamiz miends

wiv porn.

Republic of vietnam wrote:*mutter*
Go away and wank off with carl...

Huda wrote:2 wank off wiv karl is bheri delikat prosidur

yeers f trnig is requried

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:oyus, i can cofirm

Huda wrote:cee?

Republic of vietnam wrote:*pulls out the HK45*'
Shut up!

Huda wrote:*pulls out penis*
wai

Republic of vietnam wrote:*shoots*

Huda wrote:2day

is da day

we al remembr

da death of hudas penis in perguson.

nahhh de penis didnt die

yuo forget mai penis is darth penis

dat rod of steel meii be tiny

but dat is stiff

Eyebrows

New carloso wrote:i get sexually aroused by eyebrows

Hambeich wrote:Sauci do u need eyebrow peppr?

West Aurelia wrote:i hab an bushy unibrow

dei kal moi

skuiliam fanseisun

Sde dov wrote:dun dei kal me

squidwurd tuntakuls

TUM's Dream

The united motherland wrote:so i had a horrible dream last night which ended of me finding a sausage, going to france, and singing ave maria

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:How was that horrible?

The united motherland wrote:well because it required 3 hours of walking around a parking lot and strategising how i was going to attack the mailman so I could get food and run away to france.

Bari wrote:my sausage is always available for you

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:It still sounds wonderful. I, for one, would love to attack a mailman for food so I could get to France.

The united motherland wrote:sir please i am not hungry as of now

Bari wrote:oh but i am

THL's Return

Luepola wrote:yum yum returning bum

New carloso wrote:*tentacles flail*

Luepola wrote:this took a very sharp turn in the japanese derection

The clearwater wrote:

Carsodonia wrote:please yes

Yum Yum X Bum

New Kvenland wrote:yum yum genocidal bum

Skogkladdaberg wrote:Luepola

a challenger appears

Elesar wrote:RAP BATTLE
RIGHT THE FUK NAO

New Kvenland wrote:um

i concede victory

*can't rap if his life depended on it*

Luepola wrote:yum yum mod bum

Luepola wrote:yum yum newcomer bum

Elesar wrote:yum yum gaiboi bum

Luepola wrote:yum yum offensive bum

Elesar wrote:oooooooohhhhh
yum yum relationship bum
( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

Luepola wrote:yum yum smiling bum

Luepola wrote:yum yum ρ=[(2/3x^2)^4]+68cos(5θ) bum

Luepola wrote:Yum yum Persian bum

New Kvenland wrote:yum yum insult bum

Wank Up

New carloso wrote:atlas

wank up

Allied Connurist States wrote:*wanks*

Allied Connurist States wrote:carl

i so tired

wank me up pls

Allied Connurist States wrote:val

you can do it too

9/11

Luepola wrote:10/10

West Aurelia wrote:9/11 wud bang

Luepola wrote:9/11 would fly my plane into her structure

alternatively,

9/11 would melt her steel beams with my jet fuel

West Aurelia wrote:( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

Allied Connurist States wrote:7/7 would totally ride that bus

alternatively

7/7 would totally get on that train

West Aurelia wrote:yuo kan flei yuor plaen intu moi pentagon ani dei

nd i'll violaet yuor soverenty nd teritorial integrity wif moi lil wite men

a boom boom boom boom al ober yuor krimean peninsula

Luepola wrote:'would fly my plane into her pentagon'

this would've been better in retrospect

Allied Connurist States wrote:'oh bbe, teh last tiem sumthing got fuked dat hard, japan surrendered'

Luepola wrote:12/7 would surprise attack your harbor

Allied Connurist States wrote:19/40

would totally blitzkrieg your low countries

Luepola wrote:egh

that's less than a 5 though

usually they have to be a least a seven to bang

New carloso wrote:1/30 would holocaust again

Allied Connurist States wrote:fak

blame the alcohol

West Aurelia wrote:alcohol made cyd

that's why we can't find his mom

val and i were drunk when we banged her

Luepola wrote:girl, you may be one in 6 million but i still wanna heat things up

West Aurelia wrote:there's safety in numbers right

tell that to 6 million jews

KKK

Navorgska wrote:MOMMA AND PAPPA WAS LYIN IN BED
MOMMA ROLLED OVER AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SAID
GIMMIE SOME OF THAT PT THAT ROUGH THAT TOUGH THAT PT

Canadian monarchists wrote:Kk

Republic of vietnam wrote:FTFY.

Luepola wrote:kkk

\o \o \o

Republic of vietnam wrote:GET NINJAED!

Luepola wrote:Did you include the salutes though

I think not

Fgt

Republic of vietnam wrote:KKK doesn't salute..
They have triangle hats..
KKK also has three words and letters for their acronym...
KKK Illuminati confirmed.

New Kvenland wrote:but srsly tho

it would be fukin hilarious if I just donned a white robe and up and burned a goddamn cross in front of my parents

Skogkladdaberg wrote:they'd be proud

Fasnova wrote:It would be even funnier if on April Fools you looked at your parents all serious like and said "I'm gay and want to move to China"

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:I think they'd contact the Westboro Baptist Church Cleansing Squad or somethin'.

New Kvenland wrote:amazingly, they're not that extreme

they're pseudo-racist, but not that much

don't forget saying I'm a communist and a Panthers fan

Fasnova wrote:OMG

also that you did some sexuak stuff with your (fake) bf

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:liek sodomy

New Kvenland wrote:wait wait wait

what if I convinced someone ani pepprin was a real thing

xD

Porn

Elesar wrote:Sometimes I just like to go on porn sites and look at the stupid titles of the movies.

New Kvenland wrote:that's the only thing I do on those sites

Nothing else, just the movie titles

Um

Yeah

LOOK, A CONSERVATIVE NSG POSTER

*hides*

Elesar wrote:Like one of the ones I see right now is
"Oil Overload 9 Part 4"

Luepola wrote:that title is 10/10 would install a democracy

Luepola wrote:ofc rvn would like that post

Elesar wrote:REKT
Also, "pussy crusher"

Luey and Elesar

Elesar wrote:mai brudder
ily luey
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Luepola wrote:i want to peppr mwoj ani

but is slepp tiem 4 mei

wil u pepr it 4 mwoj pls

Elesar wrote:sure bb
sing mit mir, bitte
And I would do anything for love
I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for love
I'd never lie to you and that's a fact
But I'll never forget the way you feel right now,
Oh no, no way
And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Some days it don't come easy
Some days it don't come hard
Some days it don't come at all, and these are the days that never end
Some nights you're breathing fire
Some nights you're carved in ice
Some nights you're like nothing I've ever seen before or will again

Maybe I'm crazy, but it's crazy and it's true
I know you can save me, no-one else can save me now but you

As long as the planets are turning
As long as the stars are burning
As long dreams are coming true
You'd better believe it, that I would do

Anything for love
And I'l be there until the final act
I would do anything for love, and I'll take a vow and seal a pact
But I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way, tonight
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that

Some days I pray for silence
Some days I pray for soul
Some days I just pray to the god of sex and drums and rock 'n' roll
Some nights I lose the feeling
Some nights I lose control
Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls

Maybe I'm lonely, that's all I'm qualified to be
That's just one and only, the one and only promise I can keep

As long as the wheels are turning
As long as the fires are burning
As long as your prayers are coming true
You'd better believe it, that I would do

Anything for love
And you know it's true and that's a fact
I would do anything for love, and there'll never be no turning back
But I'll never do it better than I do it with you. So long, so long
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that
No, no, no, I won't do...

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do...

But I'll never stop dreaming of you ev'ry night of my life, no way
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

[Girl:]
Will you raise me up? will you help me down?
Will you get me right out of this godforsaken town?
Will you make it all a little less cold?

[Boy:]
I can do that
I can do that

[Girl:]
Will you hold me sacred? Will you hold me tight?
Can you colourise my life, I'm so sick of black and white?
Can you make it all a little less old?

[Boy:]
I can do that
Oh no, I can do that

[Girl:]
Will you make me some magic with your own two hands?
Will you build and emerald city with these grains of sand?
Can you give me something I can take home?

[Boy:]
I can do that
I can do that

[Girl:]
Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will you hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot?
Will you take me places I've never known?

[Boy:]
I can do that
Oh no, I can do that

[Girl:]
After a while you'll forget everything
It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling
And you'll see that it's time to move on

[Boy:]
I won't do that
I won't do that

[Girl:]
I know the territory, I've been around
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down
Sooner or later you'll be screwing around

[Boy:]
I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Luepola wrote:MWOJ ANI

HNG YUS

thx bbe

i can slepp in peec nd pepr

Elesar wrote:thas r song luey
the bromance is eternal

T-14

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8d/T-14_in_Alabino_sideview.jpg
hnng
de strip tease is reel

Stasnov wrote:Yus

C'mon gurl taek off dat skirt for us

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:i wuld luv te be one dem littel green men inside 'er

Luepola wrote:yum yum armored bum

Borderline Rape

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:I somehow managed to escape Adampia's grasp.

Adampia wrote:*pulls out blow gun and shoots tranquilizer dart*
There are other ways to bring a unit in for repairs. :3

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:*collapses on the floor, tired*

I...I...

Adampia wrote:Ah, perfect.
*drags back into lair*
As I said, you will be captured eventually. (:

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:*headbutts your tibia*

Luepola wrote:Yum yum captured bum

Adampia wrote:*giggles*
Now now, for play must wait.
*puts chloroform soaked rag on face*

Adampia wrote:*giggles*
Now now, for play must wait.
*puts chloroform soaked rag on face*

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:*slaps rag away*

Vive la Rsistance!

Adampia wrote:*holds in head lock*
*pulls out syringe and injects more tranquilizer*
Funny, France said the same thing in 1939.

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:WHY!? ;-;

*slowly becomes drowsy*

Adampia wrote:*keeps in headlock until tranquilizer takes full effect*
*injects another shot for good measure*
Go to sleep. c:

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:B-But, TU--

*falls asleep*

Adampia wrote:*drags into lair and shuts door*

Luepola wrote:This is borderline rape here

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:*still asleep*

Adampia wrote:*ties to chair and quietly waits for tranquilizers to wear off*

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:*fakes sleeping*

Adampia wrote:*violently slaps several times*
Wake up!
XD

Adampia wrote:Its not when you wait for them to wake up. :3

Allied Connurist States wrote:*enters lair in cop uniform*

I beg to differ

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:*miserably attempts to fake sleeping*

New carloso wrote:De derk lerd approaches from behind

"Ey bbe"

Allied Connurist States wrote:*pulls gun*

"WHO SUMMONED YOU HERE?"

New carloso wrote:*molests*

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:*Films for pornhub*

Allied Connurist States wrote:Officer ACS fired off a few shots to no avail, and screamed like a girl as the derk lerd had his derk way with his ani.

Adampia wrote:*shoots with tranquilizer dart*
*watches unconscious body fall to ground*
:3

Adampia wrote:*giggles and sits in other chair*

Deian salazar wrote:*Watches it in LIVE HD*

Das Beer Boot

Allied Connurist States wrote:ooh ja

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:giant pretzels

Allied Connurist States wrote:totally perfekt
cheese goes nicely with that

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:now im al dirti and tird and probably need ze showur

Allied Connurist States wrote:energy drink should do
i just need more than five hours

New carloso wrote:Das beer boot

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:ooooo ja

Allied Connurist States wrote:Das more like it, keep pouring

New carloso wrote:I have ze German accent

Allied Connurist States wrote:so of course i love beer

Luey Almost Fights a Kid

Luepola wrote:whelp

some kid tried to fight me afterschool today because i drew lenny on his art folder

Luepola wrote:he punched me in the arm (it didn't hurt) and said sht like 'is that your man you're protecting?' to my close friend which really pisses me off because i like her

I was like 900% ready to beat the living sht out of him

this kid is 2 years and 2 grades below me

New carloso wrote:I would have lifted the little prick up and carried him off

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:shulda rapd em in da armpit

The Atlas Game Industry

New Republika Srpska wrote:GUISE GUISE

I JUST CAME UP WID AN IDEA!!11111

GRAND THEFT AUTO VI: ATLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Allied Connurist States wrote:YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Huda wrote:AND FOR FANTASY BUMHEADS:

HUESLAM SCROLLS VI: ATLAS

AND

MOUNT AND PENIS: WARATLAS(T)

Allied Connurist States wrote:OOH

FALLOUT: NEW ATLAS

New Republika Srpska wrote:YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSS

New Republika Srpska wrote:OH AND

CALL OF DUTY: ATLAS

Huda wrote:OYUS

kinki

SHOULD WE MAKE

ASSASSINS PENIS: ATLASHOOD

Huda wrote:BOOO

jk jk

How about

AtlaS 3

AND

ATLASFIELD

Huda wrote:ANDDDDDDDDDDDD

ATLASSTATES

New carloso wrote:Sid Meier's Atlasian Kinky Time V

Huda wrote:works

How about a Witcher parody?

The Pitcher

or the

Bitccher

New Republika Srpska wrote:AND AND...

ATLAS' MOST WANTED NEED FOR SPEED!!!!

Huda wrote:tiem to crush someones heart

*shouts*

NO BOO BOO

jk jk

k

Huda wrote:When Carloso gets only one like

*forever alone face*

Sde dov wrote:Command And Conquer: Atlas

Huda wrote:How about the two extinct titles:

Age of anis = Total kinki titl

Rise of anis = Total unkinki titl

Huda wrote:Saints Penis IV

ant

Star Bars, the Old Valaran Cocktail Bar

New carloso wrote:i cri

New carloso wrote:oh yeah

Flute Flute Revolution

Huda wrote:Metal Darth Dik?

Vedria wrote:Atlasia Universalis. :O

Hearts of Atlas

ConterStriek: Ani Offensive

New Republika Srpska wrote:YUS YUS YUS

CALL OF DUTY: ATLAS WARFARE!

Huda wrote:onli few r gud

fgt ripited

how but

kingdom cum: delivring carls anis

New carloso wrote:Five Nights at Cane Flute Man's Mountain Shack

Sde dov wrote:ani simulator 2015

Huda wrote:OYUS

ani is exploding

Allied Connurist States wrote:AtlasCraft

Resistance: Fall of Atlas

Huda wrote:Oooyus

ANNND

World of WarPenis

ANNND

Medebul 2: Sword of Hueslam

New carloso wrote:Derk Lerd Rising II

Coraspia wrote:Resistance: fall of Kven

Vedria wrote:Penis Fortress

Huda wrote:Hmmmm...

PE(NI)S 15

Huda wrote:hmmm

k

Half'ed Penis 2

Huda wrote:Lerd of the Penis

The Ambak

Allied Connurist States wrote:Wolfenstein: The New Atlas
The Last of Atlas

New carloso wrote:

Penis Strike: Global Orgy

Huda wrote:Harry Snotter, the Half-Penis Prince

Huda wrote:Your ani is DOOM(ed)

Vedria wrote:AniCity

Sde dov wrote:the hunt for red penis

Greater vakolicci haven wrote:And the sequal:
Harry snotter, and his deadly penis

Allied Connurist States wrote:Harry Snotter and the Penis of Azkaban
Harry Snotter and the Penis of Secrets
Hary Snotter and the Chamber of Penis
Harry Snotter and the Penis of the Phoenix
Harry Snotter and the Order of the Penis
Harry Snotter and the Goblet of Penis
Harry Snotter and the Penis of Fire

Sde dov wrote:the fault in our penis

West Aurelia wrote:peprkraft

Greater vakolicci haven wrote:No...Harry Snotter and the goblet of fire occurs when Harry Snotter's deadly penis has found a place to spread its disease. Harry Snotter and the prisoner of the penis is kinky as anything, and Harry Snotter and the Chamber of Penises is a gay orgy. As for Harry Snotter and the philosophers penis, I suspect pedophylia...the order of the penis must be some form of f*cked up secret society.

Allied Connurist States wrote:the penis games

Greater vakolicci haven wrote:The mocking penis.

Huda wrote:nao movis?

k

Star Bars, the Vodka striks bak

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Europa Anisauci

Allied Connurist States wrote:catching penis

Huda wrote:Taylor Thrift?

Greater vakolicci haven wrote:Star whores: revenge of the vagina

Vedria wrote:Penis Effect

Huda wrote:Cyberanuses

Huda wrote:69 Ronin!

Allied Connurist States wrote:Doctor Penis

Or Penis Who

Sde dov wrote:"Toy Story"

( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

Vedria wrote:Aniformers: Anis in Disguise

Allied Connurist States wrote:Inspector Penis
RoboPenis
PenisCop
007: Quantum of Penis
007: Goldpenis
007: Penis of Solace
007: The Penis is Not Enough

Allied Connurist States wrote:Penis Now, or Apocalypse Penis?

Tropic Penis, or Penis Thunder?

Huda wrote:I wish Luey were here

He coulda say

Yum yum game bum

West Aurelia wrote:yum yum game bum

Luepola

fite mi irl m9

Deian salazar wrote:GUUUISSE!

Atlas Warriors: Peppur force

Beruiti wrote:fuk nu

Deian salazar wrote:Yuo nu liek?
Fien.
Its pepperin tiem.

Read factbook

Part I!

Part III!

Individual Quotes

Carloso
Huda
Sde Dov
New Kvenland
Zunkwentania
Chazicaria
Luepola
Zerinfriom
Navorgska
New Cinoth
Cydonia
Acronius
Valdiu

Coversations

Karl Makes Deian a Sandwich
Kven's Spotify
Cane Flune Man is Banned From Entering Vietnam
Pancake
The Holy Cities of Hueslam
#RuinADateInFiveWords
If Atlas Was a Minecraft Server
Arousely Disappointed
Christ
The Death of Cane Flute Man
i shagged ur nan
Deian's Conspiracy Theory
Deian's Boner
Deian's Cousin

Individual Quotes

Carloso

New carloso wrote:I'm running for president

I promise to legalize rape

New carloso wrote:Also

I will lower the age of consent to 3 seconds

And ban all clothes

New carloso wrote:Also

Cane flute man will be my vice-president and i will desolve the democrats and form the Flutist Party

New carloso wrote:Bernie wernie touch moi ani

New carloso wrote:De derk lerd appraoches de nitekaer

New carloso wrote:I know what de grils liek

New carloso wrote:I'm going to release my seamen on someone

New carloso wrote:Ey bbe

Spread eagle

New carloso wrote:Ye

Famus Sde Dovian purnstur wit 13.5 inch, reel hairy pingle just stripped naked and started wenking off in frunt of a tank

Huda

Huda wrote:2days penis messg for de day:

omfg

burning penises

Huda wrote:*yawn*

Who has summoned the Eternal Penis from it's ancient vagina?

Huda wrote:so

2day

this assss was liek driving his bike in front of my kar and we nirly hit him

and den

his face was lek shet

my grandpapi called him

"chicken's anus"

*claps*

Huda wrote:You know what? Screw trolling.

This region sucks.

I quit.

Huda wrote:jeje

trolling akomplished

Sde Dov

Sde dov wrote:chiken ani

yum

Sde dov wrote:blank spaec
huekod version
[spolier]Niec tu meat yuo, where yuo've been
I could showings yuo glorifuk tings
Ani, peppr, wanking, kream
Saw yuo there and I said
Oh my Brat look at that ani
It looks liek my ex girlfriends
Peppr's a gaem, wanna plei

New dildo, pepper and shaeker
I can read yuo liek the Hue'ran
Ain't it funny, rumors flei
And I know you think I'm a pedophile
So hey, let's be friends
I'm dying to see how this ani looks
Grab your passport and yuor kream
I can take yuo tu New Karlingford

So it's gonna be private
Or its going tu be an orgi
You can tell me when it's over
If the peppr was gudfuk
Got a lot of illegitimate childs
They'll tell yuo I am a raepits
'Cause you know I love juici ani
And the speshul sauce tu

'Cause we're young and hab tite ani
We'll stretch it wei tu far
It'll leave your ani throbbing
Or with a nasty scar
Got a lot of illegitimate childs
They'll tell you I'm a raepist
But I've got a tite ani
And yuo'll peppr it

Cheri lieps, glorifuk skeis
I could show you incredible things
Pepprd ani, the Hue'ran
You're the fgt, I'm the boss
Find out what you want
Be that fukboi for a month
Wait, the best peppring is yet tu cum

Screaming, crying, perfect ani
I can stretch that ani
Room full of fgts
Keep you second guessing liek
"Oh my Brat, what is dis?"
I get my ani pepprd
But you'll hab tu gib me that spesul sauc ebritiem yuo leave
'Cause, darling, I'm a raepist dressed like Chris Hansen

So it's gonna be private
Or its going tu be an orgi
You can tell me when it's over
If the peppr was gudfuk
Got a lot of illegitimate childs
They'll tell yuo I am a raepits
'Cause you know I love juici ani
And the speshul sauce tu[/spoiler]

Sde dov wrote:http://iiwiki.com/wiki/Whitebay_Crisis

edited

also

xxx navy

( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

Sde dov wrote:lub is an opun door

huekode edishun

[Anna:] okei, mei i sei sumting gudfuk?

[Hans:] i lub gudfuk bbe

[Anna:] all mwoj lief has been a series of fgts, den suddenli i see yuo

[Hans:]
i was of thinking the same thing
cause liek
i was searching mwoj whole lief tu find mwoj own plaec

[Anna:] [giggles]

[Anna and hans:] but wif yuo...

[Hans:] i see an tite ani
[Anna:] i see yuor lung stiff rud

[Both:]
and its nuthing i have of seeings before
lub is a open doorrr!!! (3x)

[Anna:] With you!
[Hans:] With you!
[Anna:] With you!
[Hans:] With you!

[Both:] Love is an open door...

[Hans:] i mean its of crazi
[Anna:] wat

[Hans:] we peppr each others-
[Anna:] ani!

[Hans:] thats what i was going to say!

[Anna:] ive neber met a gui

[Both:]
who pepprs so much liek me
peppr, peppr again!

*CENSORED*

our ani siez
can mean sumthing

[Hans:] yuo
[Anna:] and i
[Hans:] were
[Anna:] just

[Both:] meant of beings

[Anna:] fuk yuo...
[Hans:] fuk yuo....

[Both:]
the feggit fytr air strieks
we dun hab to peppr their ani anymoar

lub is an open door! (3x)
lief kan be so much moar

[Anna:] wif yuo
[Hans:] wif yuo

[Both] lub is an opun dor

[Hans:] kan i sei sumthing crazi?
[Anna:] [giggles]
[Hans:] will yuo peppr mwoj for the rest of mwoj lief?

[Anna:] kan i sai sumthing eben crazier

oyus

*CENSORED*

Cane flute man, what kan yuo do wif the stori lien of frozen

New Kvenland

New Kvenland wrote:just go up to the girl, get in an sexi pose, and say "hej gurl, wan sum fuk"

New Kvenland wrote:it must be accepted by everyone that the fengfukrs are the americans of atlas, in that they're almost universally disliked

New Kvenland wrote:😍👍👌

dat wus ur mems reakshun tu moi lung stif rod givn hr dei gud fuk

New Kvenland wrote:ey bbe

*pulls into janitor's closet*

*slams door*

u wan moi tentikl en ur ani ef u kno wot am sayin

Zunkwentania

Zunkwentania wrote:*r8zes hand*
papa cyd
kan i peppur nd purj ani en dis klas

Chazicaria

Chazicaria wrote:I'm not racist... I touched a black guy once.

Luepola

Luepola wrote:Tasti testis

Luepola wrote:i've caught my sister listening to spotify again

my tablet is hooked up to the ps4 (which she uses to listen). if she does it again i'm going to remotely change it to red army choir and blast the ukrainian anthem at full volume

Luepola wrote:i know the mods said they didn't completely ban huecode but i wrote this so im posting it anyway

Twas a long time ago when Gili first spoke
In the future language of common Atlas folk.
A tongue once used by me and you;
The tongue that gave the region its hue.

Such wonderful words created by you and I:
Gudfuk, ambak, peppr ani.
Others beheld and thought it silly,
Our humble language, spawn of Gili.

O, the great idols the hues brought to fame!
The marvellous figures whom we can name:
Vladislav, Lenny, and the Feggit Fiter,
The Cane Flute Man, our beloved song-writer.

For many long months our tongue persisted,
despite the efforts of those who resisted..
And our beautiful language, in all its glory,
Found its way into every story.

But there were those who could simply not grasp,
The non-hue-coders, who would merely gasp,
At the brash nature of our hue-code tongue:
And so we dismissed them, for they knew not fun.

But one calm night, when all seemed well,
One tormented soul chose to bring hell,
and beseeched the mods to put hue-code to death
And leave us of our tongue bereft.

The mods came down to the Atlas floor
And proclaimed to all, Hue-code is no more!
Thus many Atlasians were overcome with sorrow
When they realized their tongue had no tomorrow.

This is the tale of the death and life
of that which with humor made our region rife.
May the message in our hearts always loom:
Never forget the thirty-first of June.

Zerinfriom

Zerinfriom wrote:*suddenly unzips pants*

Gud dats very gud

( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

Zerinfriom wrote:*closes the distance*

Want some vitamin d with some vitamin z supplements
( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

Navorgska

Navorgska wrote:gini wini

New Cinoth

New cinoth wrote:I shall leave you all with this: My first transcontinental Nuclear Ballistic Submarine's name will be the Ani Buster.

Cydonia

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:Deian salazar

SIT YO YUNG NIG ASS DOWN
ITS REAL TALK TIME WIT PAPA CYD

FIRST OFF YOU DUMB MOTHERFOKER UR GODDAMN 14
U DONT DATE AT 14 MOTHERFOKIN YEARS OLD. YOU DONT THINK BOUT DAT SHET AT 14. YOU SHOULD BE SHTTING IN DIAPERS AND WATCHING POWER RANGERS OR SOME SHT.

SECOND SHES FOKIN 20 YEARS OLD. THATS 6 YEARS OF DISTANCE OF AGE. THATS SOME MISSISSIPI SHET RIGHT THERE NIG

THIRD U DONT DO MOTHERFOKIN LONG DISTANCE SHIPS OF RELATIONS. ESPECIALY ONE OVER THE INTERNET SERVICES OF COMMUNERCATIUNS.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:ur furst tiem duin et es liek da furst tiem u rode a biek
papa cyd was dure holdin u frem behind

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:Deian salazar

SIT YO YUNG NIG ASS DOWN BOY
ITS KNOWLEDGE TIME WIT PAPA CYD

TODAYS LESSUN:BOOGIE/SEXI TIME

NOW THERES A TIME IN YO LIFE WHEN YO CHANGE, THINGS CHANGE, BOTH MENTALLY
AND
PHYSICALLY

TODAY WE GON TALK BOUT THA MENTAL SIDE AKA YO EMOTSHUNS

NOW BOY U AT DAT AGE WEN U START FEELIN FUNNY THINGS. THINGS GET TINGLAY IF YO KNO WOT I MEEN.

YA SEE SON, WEN A MAN N WOMAN HAVE BEEN WIT EACHOTHER FOR A WHILE N THEY CERTAINLY LOVE EACHOTHER(and didnt get drunk and meet at a party) THEY WILL INIATE IN BOOGY TIME(if theyre of legal age. u.s law states 18). BOOGY TIME TAKES SEVERAL STEPS TO PREPARE. FIRST THIS THING CALLED HOMRMONES TELLS U WEN YO READY IF YO READY(and beleve me youll know when yo ready) THEN YO ASS CAN PROCEDE. I CALL THIS PHASE THA JUNGLE FEVER PHASE.

NEXT YALL ASS GOTTA PREHEAT THA OVEN BEFORE YA GO N COOK THAT PIZZA IF YA KNO WOT IM SAYIN. PRE HEATIN THA OVEN IS KEY. THANGS LIKE GETTIN CLOSE, MUSIC, YA KNO SETTIN THA SCENE. THEN YALL GOTTA GET DOEN N START GROOVIN YALL START GETTIN FLURYASHUOUS N SHET LIKE KISSIN YA KNO. DEN YO WILLY GON GET SILLY CAUS OF DEM HORMONES N SO WILL YO EMOTSHUNS

FOR THE PREY YO BOUT TA SWOON N TAKE DOWN DEYS ARE A DIFFERENT STORY

YA SEE THA WOMEN R A DIFFURENT KINDA BREED. THEYS A MOARE EMOTSHUNAELLY DRIVEN KINDA CREATURE(but nona thsts gon matter once u in tha misty jungle). NAH THEY WILLY AINT GON SILLY CAUS THEY AINT GOT NONE. IMAGINE MOARE LIKE YO GRASS IN YO YARD AT 6 N THA MORNIN. LIKE IT ALL DEWEY N SHET. NAH YO TARGET GON BE IN DAT GRASS SO YO BETTER GET SUM HAWK EYES N DAT MUTHERFOKER.

SO NAW I CALL DIS PHASE THA GORILLAS IN THA MIST PHASE. DIS BE WEN ITS GETS SAWCI AS HAEL. NAW DATS SHETS GON GET TENDA AS HELL ONSE U DONE WENT N PREHEAT THA OVEN SO NAW YA DIG N. YA JUST POUND DAT MOTHA FUKER YA KNOW LIKE
BAM
BAM
BAM
BAM
YA KNO. SHOULD TAKE U BOUTA GOOD HOUR OR SO(unless ur acs kek). U JUST GO WIT THA FLOW. YULL LOSE CONTROL AT SOME POINT N JUST START DOIN WOTEVER IT AINT GON MATTER. DEN YALL DONE N U CAN TAKE A NAP WILE SHES MAKES U A BAOLGNA SANDWICH FOR AFTER

SO YE THERE YA GO

Acronius

Acronius wrote:*looks at your app*

"Cheerful"
"Energtic"
wouldn't know

"Scholarly"
wouldn't know

"Nationalist"
u even chinees bro?

"Kind"
am nut suer

"Arrogant"
oyus

"Restless"
u aint restless
moi lung stiff rud es wots restless

"Romantic"
um
k

"Athletic"
wouldn't know

Acronius wrote:lemme sho yuo

order, frum bestfuk 2 worstfuk

kaen flut mon
de hevins
lyftiem supply of ani
amazingfuk
glorifuk
verigudfuk
gudfuk
gud
abuv avrij
avrij
meh
seems kinda fgty
kinda fgty
suspiciously fgty
fgty
3rd degree fgtry
2nd degree fgtry
1st degree fgtry
fgtry
badfuk
tresbadfuk
horriblefuk
ampuking
all seventeen layers of hell
oblivion
<-------- YOU ARE HERE

Acronius wrote:"I wuz bi nd hei was ghey,
Wei cunkurd contreez m8d of clay,
Hei lykd p0ss, nd I lykd tetz,
I'd peppr hiz ani 2 bitz,
Bang bang,
Hei pepprd mei,
Bang bang,
Moi ani bleedz
Bang bang,
Hei pepprd mei,
Bang bang,
De fgt pepprd mei."

Acronius wrote:He accidentally swallowed a tampon tho

I was laughing my ani off

I wonder how he'll feel when he shts it back out

Acronius wrote:We were throwing tampons around

He threw one into the air and tried to catch it in between his teeth

But was too late

Valdiu

Valdiu wrote:You don't have enough explosives for that though

Conversations

Karl Makes Deian a Sandwich

Deian salazar wrote:>_>
<_<
Were is Carl?
CAAAAAARRRRLLLLLLLL!!

New carloso wrote:yoos

Deian salazar wrote:Make me a sandwich.

Sde dov wrote:karl

meak it with dei spesul sauc

New Kvenland wrote:kkk

*turns Deian into a sandwich*

Sde dov wrote:if yuo kno what i mean

Deian salazar wrote:Yus. With de sauce.
Sauci.

New carloso wrote:k

rund nd rund de grainder goes
mr rubby ducky in de bathrub goes quak quak
mixing cyd's speisul sauci
getting hot in de kitshun
getting moi clothes off
rund nd rund

there, heres ur sanwich

Deian salazar wrote:O.O

Is it too much to ask for a Ham sandwich?

New Kvenland wrote:yum

Kven's Spotify

New Kvenland wrote:my church is using my spotify account for music

im afraid theyll find some of the more... questionable things ive played

Sde dov wrote:lemme guess

tenacious d - f*ck her gently

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:"Lung steef rud bi karl"

New carloso wrote:liek "ded bbe purge lul"

New Kvenland wrote:nope

theyd take offence to das boot, though

*cane flute man

one of cane flute mans most dramatic ballads

Cane Flune Man is Banned From Entering Vietnam

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:caen fluet man is of nut fgt

yuo is of fgt do

an tresbadfuk fgt fukboi

dats wat yuo r

yuo is of heretik tu hueslam nd da glorifuk gililerd

nd yuo is of h8 aor m8 caen fluet man

yuo is of ir8 ovr him m8

bcuz yuo is of fgt

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:wait
porn star
wotchu talkin bout willis

Republic of vietnam wrote:*can't decipher insults*

Allied Connurist States wrote:"Cane Flute Man (Born Abdullah von Pineapple; 1581) is a world-renowned musician, dancer, pornographic actor, author, and part-time snow camel."

"Cane Flute Man is a regular pornographic actor, featuring heavily on the Viridisian porn site The Hankie-Spanks. He was awarded "Most Popular Male" last December 2014."

-iiwiki

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:wei is of ned an transl8r fer dis fgt ovr her

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:wtf r u guys doing to him
at least make it sound more scholorly like "male adult entertainer" or some shet
hes not a rent a hooker

Allied Connurist States wrote:actually

he is

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:ne

Republic of vietnam wrote:Hence the travel bans..
We do not want our youth minds to be corrupted..

Allied Connurist States wrote:ye

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:they fukd him yp
hes not a fukin porn star

Republic of vietnam wrote:Still banned..

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:fgt
im gonna rev up ma T 90s nao
ure gone

Republic of vietnam wrote:B*tch..
I will get the AH-64...

Sde dov wrote:#LetCaneFluteManEnterVietnam

Republic of vietnam wrote:Hell no!

Vedria wrote:Do itttttttt

Republic of vietnam wrote:Anyone who tries to say otherwise, they are the enemy of the state!

Vedria wrote:*says otherwise*

New Kvenland wrote:breaking: three quarters of the world declared "enemies of the state" by vietnamese officials; international community laughs

Sde dov wrote:in other news

kaen fluet man is still ban from vietnam cause they are an fgt

#LetCaneFluteManEnterVietnam

The united motherland wrote:#caneflutmancanmeltsteelbeams

Pancake

New cinoth wrote:-crashes through ceiling on a flying pancake-

Allied Connurist States wrote:Are you okay? :P

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:*Follows through the ceiling with a spatula in hand*

The Nation of Ceneria wrote:*seizes spatula and eats pancake*

"CEN IZ HEER, EVERYWUN!"

New cinoth wrote:Of course! -syrup rains from the sky-

Fooood! <3

The Holy Cities of Hueslam

Republic of vietnam wrote:An Loc, April, 1972.
Kontum, May, 1972.
Hue, January, March, 1968
*reminds elesar, Tet was a South Vietnamese victory*

Allied Connurist States wrote:*hues*

is the holy city of hueslam?

origin of the hue'an?

New Kvenland wrote:we have found the holy hueslamic city

New Kvenland wrote:along with this one

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ani

Republic of vietnam wrote:*coughs*
*reminds Bavaria there was 11 ARVN battalions at Hue, and only 5 US battalions there*

New Kvenland wrote:we need more troops to protect our holy city

for ggili

*rallies around hueslamic banner*

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:Pan-Hueslam will be born! Unite under the banner!

New Kvenland wrote:we must look past our petty sects, for the good of hueslam! gilihue akbar!

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:GILIHUE AKBAR
GILIHUE AKBAR

FER DA GLORI OF DEM HUES

New carloso wrote:Inshagili de wurds of de prophet will be fulfilled

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:wei wil declaer jihad agenst da fgt fukbois

New Kvenland wrote:der anis wil trembl at dei siet of dei feggit fietrs

#RuinADateInFiveWords

West Aurelia wrote:#RuinADateInFiveWords

go

Navorgska wrote:You want to dress like furries?

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:You ruined the game by saying six.

Coraspia wrote:I sometimes play Nation States.

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Hi, I like futanari girls. ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

Allied Connurist States wrote:I used to stalk you!

Coraspia wrote:What is your sisters number?

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:I have an inverted d*ck

Navorgska wrote:So, when do we f!ck?

Stasnov wrote:My best friend is Carl

Coraspia wrote:I'm prone to psychotic episodes

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:How to ruined a date, Stas, not make her want to be f*cked at the same time by both you and him.

Coraspia wrote:Three! Two! One! Allahu Akbar!

Brytene wrote:'I am really shy lol'

Stasnov wrote:Imagine that you are a girl on a date

Now, let's say a weird Irishman walks in, and your date says "Oh that's my best friend!"

The Irishman walks up to you and says "Ey bbe, wunt dei gudfuk?"

Now, would you like to get f*cked by both guys if that happened?

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:oyus

Navorgska wrote:My favorite game is rape.

West Aurelia wrote:"No."

"That's the spirit!"

Brytene wrote:then drop your pants, brace your bunghole, and start crying because i got a whole tournament lined up for you bish

New Kvenland wrote:"hej gurl, wan sum fuk"

Acronius wrote:nevr been on date b4

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:I will probably murder you.

Acronius wrote:#foreveralone

New carloso wrote:I peppr ur ani nao.

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:I have a girlfriend.

New carloso wrote:Your hand is not a girl Vale, we've been over this.

Zoboyizakoplayoklot wrote:Neither is cleverbot

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:...

*yells my mating call*

Acronius wrote:#ShotsFired

Deian salazar wrote:Guess that throws 30 of my GF's out the door. <_>

That leaves two GF's. ._.
Neither of which were very good GF's....

Zoboyizakoplayoklot wrote:"Wali-ki-yia-fakla-walika"

New carloso wrote:*exclusive footage only on islamic state tv*

If Atlas Was a Minecraft Server

Huda wrote:If Atlas was a MineCraft server
Huda would sculpt penises doing things like swimming, burning and flying
Valaran would countless fill chests with essays.
Karl, Aur, and Kveni would peppr cow anis
Bratislav would live forever in his sky palas

TBC

Brytene wrote:i am cri

hilelrious

wat bout brytens

Fasnova wrote:I'd be in an underground base building wmds and biding my time

Huda wrote:oyus

As was to be continued...

Fasnova would rant to Hude de server admin to let him bild an undergrund base wiv WMDs
Brytene would continuously rebuild that tit fight with that Nobunaga
TUM would be TUMing around like a bootiful person

Brytene wrote:lava would constantly fall out of giant fujikawa statue's tit

and water out of his giant statue eyes

Huda wrote:Stasnov and Karl would then start fighting about diks with RSP
Viri would be doing something. I don't know.

Huda wrote:butiful

amcri

Fasnova wrote:[screams through time]

Huda wrote:And of course, our Bavarian potato would live with his potato wife and potato kids.

Potatoliy ever aftr.

*sheds lava which was stolen from fukujiwakama's tit*

Huda wrote:kepp da raket down will ye

am wanking so the seas have waves

Some crazy things you gotta do as God of the Penises...

New Kvenland wrote:and people ask me why I don't want them seeing our RMB

Zerinfriom wrote:I would be in my tree house looking for Carl senpai, and trying to be noticed

Arousely Disappointed

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Ey bebs

    /⌒ヽ
   / ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)
 _ノ ヽ ノ \_
`/ `/ ⌒Y⌒ Y ヽ
(  (三ヽ人  /  |
| ノ⌒\  ̄ ̄ヽ  ノ
ヽ___>、___/
   |( 王 ノ〈
   /ミ`ー―彡ヽ
  / ヽ_/  |
  |  /

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:WHERE IS THE NECK

THERE IS NO NECK

OH MY SWEET JESUS IT ONLY HAS SHOULDERS

New carloso wrote:FFS DON'T RAPE ME!

*runs*

Ideos wrote:This, my ladies and gents, is what we voted for.

I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or aroused.

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:How about "Arousely Disappointed"? :P

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:ey dere hansum

New carloso wrote:To arouse or not to arouse, that is the question

Bari wrote:To arouse or not to arouse, that is the question
Whether it is hotter in the mind to suffer
The pussy and booty of outrageous body,
Or to put it in a sea of wet pussy,
And by doing so, end it?

yo mamas is a forest, but when im in it, its a rain forest

oooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh!!!

Zunkwentania wrote:Carlossian foreign policy

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:This has become my new form. You elected this sexy body of mine.

    /⌒ヽ
   / ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)
 _ノ ヽ ノ \_
`/ `/ ⌒Y⌒ Y ヽ
(  (三ヽ人  /  |
| ノ⌒\  ̄ ̄ヽ  ノ
ヽ___>、___/
   |( 王 ノ〈
   /ミ`ー―彡ヽ
  / ヽ_/  |
  |  /

The united motherland wrote:*whispers* should we kill it?

New Hayabusa wrote:    /⌒ヽ
   / ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)
 _ノ ヽ ノ \_
`/ `/ ⌒Y⌒ Y ヽ
(  (三ヽ人  /  |
| ノ⌒\  ̄ ̄ヽ  ノ
ヽ___>、___/
   |( 王 ノ〈
   /ミ`ー―彡ヽ
  / ヽ_/  |
  |  /

And here we see a typical EG-25 Flanker II pilot ready to drop pepper on ur ani from above

Deian salazar wrote:Yum

Christ

New Kvenland wrote:I'll let Christ inside of me anytime ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

Bari wrote:Jake, just stop.

New carloso wrote:so sauci

Zerinfriom wrote:Oh Yus
( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)
talk about holy water

Zunkwentania wrote:i wil peppur hiz ani reel gudfuk

New Kvenland wrote:these are about the two reactions I had expected

Zunkwentania wrote:j8k yuo b sauci

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:o yus
lets becom altur boyz
father schmekle will lead us tu him

Zerinfriom wrote:He said to call him BJ Pedo

The Death of Cane Flute Man

Cane flute man wrote:Dis wan fo u acs

The Tale of My Godfuk Fluter Lover

A Ballad
by Cane Flute Man

It began on a divine 6/6/6 6,
I was the most sexi god around,
She was the most godfuk fluter.

She was my lover,
My godfuk lover,
My fluter.

We used to fuk so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to peppr together, around the world,
We wanted it all.

But one 6, one divine 6,
We decided to peppr too much.
Together we peppred Vietnam.
It was squishy, so squishy.

From that moment our relationship changed.
She grew so tresgudfuk.

And then it happened:

Oh no! Oh no!

She glorifuked Val.
Alas, Val!
My lover glorifuked Val.
It was glorifuk, so glorifuk.

The next day I thought my left boob had broken,
I thought my right boob had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)

But still, she is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that 6,
That divine 6/6/6 6.

My right boob... ouch!
When I think of that godfuk fluter,
That godfuk fluter and me.

Cane flute man wrote:That's What Makes You Glorifuk

In The Style Of One Direction
by Cane Flute Man

Lately I found myself peppring (peppring)
Been dreaming about you a lot (a lot)
And up in my head I'm your son (son)
But that's one thing you've already got.

You're tresgudfuk,
Don't know what for,
You're turning heads when you invade 3rd world countries,
Don't need make-up,
To cover up,
Being the way that you are is enough.

Sweet sonny, you light up my world like nobody else,
The way that you snort cocaine gets me overwhelmed,
But when you peppr anis it ain't hard to tell,
You don't know,
Oh, oh,
You don't know you're tresgudfuk,
If only you saw what I can see,
You'd understand why I want you so desperately,
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe,
You don't know,
Oh, oh,
You don't know you're tresgudfuk,
Oh, oh,
That's what makes you tresgudfuk.

I've tried playing it cool,
But when I'm looking at you,
I can't ever be glorifuk,
'Cause you make my heart peppr.

One way or another I'm gonna peppr anis,
I'm gonna get you, get you, get you, get you.
One way or another I'm gonna invade 3rd world countries,
I'm gonna get you, get you, get you, get you.

It feels like I'm constantly peppring,
'Cause I can't compete with your son,
He's got a 420666360 light year stiff rod.

4 u me son

New Kvenland wrote:Valaran

Valaran wrote:No.

Acronius wrote:Son ;-;

Republic of vietnam wrote:*smacks acronius with a police baton*
Order!

Cane flute man wrote:-stops Vietnam with cane flute-

Republic of vietnam wrote:*glares at Cane flute man*
*pulls out HK45 and fires at the Cane Flute man*

Adampia wrote:*stops and gives moment of silence to Cane Flute man*

New carloso wrote:*mows down with prototype Vortex R9 Saber*

Republic of vietnam wrote:Woah there..
That disgrace to humanity does not need a moment of silence!

Republic of vietnam wrote:*uses cane flute man as a meat shield*
HA!

Cane flute man wrote:-blood gushes-
-weakened-
-drops down-
-dies-

"All around me are familiar faces,
Worn out places, worn out faces,
Bright and early for the daily races,
Going nowhere, going nowhere.
And the tears are filling up their glasses,
No expression, no expression,
Hide my head I wanna drown my sorrow,
No tomorrow, no tomorrow.

And I find it kind of funny,
I find it kind of sad,
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had,
I find it hard to tell you,
I find it hard to take,
When people run in circles,
It's a very, very,
Mad world,
Mad world."

The Nation of Ceneria wrote:THANK GOD!

Cane flute man wrote:-ascends to Atlas heaven-

Republic of vietnam wrote:HELL YEAH!
*pops open a bottle of champagne*

New Kvenland wrote:wait wot

New carloso wrote:*entire Carlossian Navy and Air Force attack Vietnam*

*gets Weco's help*

Cane flute man wrote:continue mei legacy, yungun

Cane flute man wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBVnF0sr8Xc

Republic of vietnam wrote:Heehhe
*gets Gilneas*
*decimates entire Carlossian armed forces*

Acronius wrote:RIP - Cane Flute Man

Acronius wrote:RIP, Cane Flute Man - 1581-2015

i shagged ur nan

New Kvenland wrote:i shagged ur nan

a novel co-written by kven, carl, and cyd

foreword by sde

Zunkwentania wrote:plz
let moi du sumting

Luepola wrote:published by luey

dedicated 2 dei ggililerd

New Kvenland wrote:now a major motion picture directed by zunk

Zunkwentania wrote:oyus bbe
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg

Deian's Conspiracy Theory

Valaran wrote:I never said it wasn't bad :P

But to take communism, almost every implementation of it has been consistently worse. Capitalism built many bad things, but it also built the West, which is the most moral least corrupt, and most upstanding parts of the planet.

At least we know it can be implemented right.

But to quote my favourite Cambridge professor

"Capitalism is the worst system, except for all the others."

Deian salazar wrote:Arguable.
Its given way to companies influencing politics and what politicians say about their products and do with their products.

They're killing us off for money and everyone, or at least 93% of everyone, in America, are eating their foods and slowly being poisoned by them.
I'm no exception, but its still true.

Companies, under Capitalism, have found ways to sell their products and make everyone believe whatever the fuk they say especially about their products's healthiness, and even fund biased studies about their foods and advertise them.

Then they claim they have a right because "Free speech"

By that logic, Tobacco should be allowed to advertise.

Junk food is the tobacco of this century, and should be demonized.

That said, I cannot live without my Doritos and Spicy chips :p

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Deian, what did I say about conspiracy theory videos?

Allied Connurist States wrote:jet fuel can't melt steel beams

New carloso wrote:9/11 was an inside job

Allied Connurist States wrote:mi6 murdered princess diana

The United Empire of Exucular wrote:Bush did it.

New Kvenland wrote:melted beams can't jet steel fuel

New carloso wrote:Queen Elizabeth II has no ani

Zunkwentania wrote:Jet fuel can't melt vaccines

Allied Connurist States wrote:prince charles isn't prince harry's father

New Kvenland wrote:jews don't exist

Zunkwentania wrote:Poisoned? Yes, the American diet is very unhealthy, and processed foods contribute to its unhealthiness, but it's not poisoning.

Allied Connurist States wrote:Cane Flute Man is the rightful emperor of Valaran

Valaran wrote:Sorry, what? (this is rhetorical, no need to answer).

Deian, have you been to some of the less westernised countries? (this one isn't rhetorical)

Have you seen life there? Eating fatty foods is luxury, and only to be enjoyed by a wealthy elite. The fact you can even afford to have doritos is unbelievable to them. I rekcon they didn't know what doritos are.

If you think capitalism is worse, trying living in one. I'll even have recommendations :P

Valaran wrote:;-;

Sde dov wrote:isis is actually jewish

Allied Connurist States wrote:don't cry

if you install cane flute man as your head of state

everyone will love you

you will become a superpower again and you don't need the imperialism to do it (although why not)

Valaran wrote:How about..... I just shoot cane flute man now and be done with it? >:D

Sde dov wrote:that will make yuo a fgt

New carloso wrote:USS Cole was a false flag operation by Buddhist terrorists

Deian salazar wrote:Nope, this is stuff taught to me in school.
Its not a theory, its fact.

By 2050, 95% of all Americans wilk be Obese, whether externally or internally.

And sugar from junk foods are turned into fat by Insulin in the body.
And fat leads to High Cholesterol.
High Cholesterol leads to problems in the body.
Fat can lead to Diabetes, and other diseases.

So, they are in a sense, killing us.

And that's all from a credible source: School.
So there.

Allied Connurist States wrote:do you really want to cause the cane flute war?

and why would you do that to Edric's father?

Sde dov wrote:iraq did not invade kuwait

was actually iran

Valaran wrote:That doesn't mean the companies are poisoning you deliberately.

Valaran wrote:I could stab him instead :P

Allied Connurist States wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOPE

Valaran wrote:SLANDER!

New Kvenland wrote:no sht sherlock

Sde dov wrote:still maeks yuo an fgt

Valaran wrote:My mind is fat!

I'm, like, so totally metaphysically obese.

New Kvenland wrote:nope

the jews are

Valaran wrote:Jootron has a wewi sekret plan

;-;

Zunkwentania wrote:That's not a source, Deian. Where does that 95% figure come from?

Valaran wrote:So? That doesn't mean the companies are out to kill you.

Valaran wrote:th this convo shoudl go here: viewtopic.php?f=20&t=340951&sid=8657654cbcc7eddcdeedcbd7629a74c1

Deian salazar wrote:Valaran:
They have to be. They're in it for money. Its like Tobacco companies.

Allied Connurist States:
In a sense.
Thin people will have the same problems as fat people, because they'll likely still be eating the same food.

Deian salazar wrote:Zunkwentania: The "95% source" comes from the video.

Valaran wrote:Oh dear.

If you kill your customer, you aren't making money, because you can't sell them anything more. And this completely aside from the fact the humans who run these things aren't typically murders.

They really aren't all evil corporations out to get you.

Zunkwentania wrote:What video?

Valaran wrote:And this is exactly the same with the tobacco industry. You conveniently forget tobacco became big before people realised it caused health problems.

Deian salazar wrote:They want money and don't give a sh*t about lives.
They're letting it happen.

Tobacco anyone?
Ring a bell?

Valaran wrote:Ok. But they arent't trying to poison you, which is what you suggested repeatedly.
Aren't you also letting it happen, and encouraging it by eating Doritos?

And about tobacco:
It rings a taco bell.

Deian salazar wrote:The video from school.

I don't know its name though ._.

New Kvenland wrote:They give a sht about customers

There's no revenue if the customers are dead

Valaran wrote:Honestly this makes me wonder more about the US education system than anything....

Promoting healthy food is one thing, but making links to conspiracies is quite another. Especially to youngsters.

Zunkwentania wrote:http://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2010/11/obesity-rate-will-reach-at-least-42/
42% doesn't sound like 95%

Deian salazar wrote:Well in a sense yes, but however I and many others since conception have been raised and shown "This is what food is: Chips and other stuff like Burritos, Pizza, candy, etc."

So its ingrained that this is what food is, and its developed a strong mental-emotional connection since an early age and is thus hard to break away from. Sugar also addicting, the most addicting thing out there.
So its extremely hard to break away from, since you've been addicted to them from an early age.

West Aurelia wrote:http://i.imgur.com/49IDuS4.png?1

Deian's Boner

New cinoth wrote:Deian has seen part of me. Ask him.

Vedria wrote:OH MY GODDDDD

Deian salazar wrote:She's sexy.
I have a boner now.....

Valdiu wrote:what the fuk man

New cinoth wrote:I didn't show anything that proactive :/

Acronius wrote:wtf sis

srsly

Deian salazar wrote:You showed enough.

Acronius wrote:Amanda Todd 2 - Electric Boogaloo

Kven in atlas wrote:wtf

Stasnov wrote:Deian

It's 5:20 in the bloody morning and i can't sleep

don't make this harder for me pls

Deian's Cousin

Deian salazar wrote:Closest thing I can get to even a friendship right now is with my new pet turtle.
Soooo...yeah.
Very lonely ;-;

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:Engage your cousin...

Motherf*cker.

Deian salazar wrote:....
She's in Utah. I'm legally bound to the state of Oregon and my only resources to survive are here in Oregon. Let that sink in for a moment.

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:Uuh...

The solution here is to grow a dick so long you can sexitiem her from Oregon.

Deian salazar wrote:....I love her, I don't have a sexual obsession with her. I am willing to do the sex yes, but that's not even close to how much I care about her. She's not a fukking sex toy. She's a girl I love, not my ideal sex toy.

New carloso wrote:Gurls are men's sex toys, nuthing moar

Deian salazar wrote:*Quote butron randomly stops working again*
*Happens so randomly on 3DS at any time, no warning*
*Sigh*

Anyway
New carloso:
Sarcasm? .-.
Or seriousness?

New carloso wrote:Serious

Deian salazar wrote:I'm going to fap...
Maybe it'll make me feel less alone.

Valdiu wrote:JESUS FUKKING CHRIST DEIAN
AGAIN
YOU DONT POST STUFF LIKE THAT
WE DONT GIVE A SHIET IF U FAP
BUT DONT ANNOUNCE IT

New carloso wrote:Okei, 2 much informatshun

Deian salazar wrote:It was a joke :p

West Aurelia wrote:*sister from sibling parents

Read dispatch

Part I!

Part II: Electric Boogaloo!

Individual Quotes

Coversations

Whatever the Hell This Is

Individual Quotes

Conversations

Whatever the Hell This Is

Deian salazar wrote:We could work together! :D

New cinoth wrote:More profitable to collapse yours and sell to you though :P

Deian salazar wrote:Please.
We're allies.

New cinoth wrote:Ish not a hostile action because you came into ours first. XD

Kheiastan wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTHNpusq654

Deian salazar wrote:I was just upset.

Deian salazar wrote:pls bbe
Pls
pls
pls
tell me you're joking.

Kheiastan wrote:you change your mind
like a girl changes clothes
you're hot than you're cold
you're yes than you're no
you're in than you're out
you're up and you're down
you're wrong when its right

Versail wrote:Oh this gon be gud.

New cinoth wrote:Well with that I can go for a full frontal economic trade war XD

We've been around since early ww1 as an international arms dealership (technically since the iron age for national. Started as blacksmiths and became a large craft of war guild)

Luepola wrote:call of doody 44: economic warfare

Deian salazar wrote:pls tell me you're joking.
Now I'm actually scared.

New cinoth wrote:Ooooh nu. This is mah market. I make lotsa monies with it. Threatening it threatens mah economy. -cracks knuckles- You pikin a fite you can't win m8.

Deian salazar wrote:I DON'T WANT A FIGHT!
PLEASE CIN!
DON'T BE JOKING WITH ME!
I'M HORRIFIED AND PANICKING RIGHT NOW!

Kheiastan wrote:god dammit now im on a multi-hour katy perry spree

Versail wrote:Make that money gurl!

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Calm ur tits Deian

Versail wrote:Seems like you do that a lot.

New cinoth wrote:-goes full on irish woman-

Get out o' mi market or I be bustin some 'eads.

Valdiu wrote:there is no need to be upset

Deian salazar wrote:PLEASE

FOR FUKKING GOD PLEASE BE JOKING!
WE COULD HAVE BEEN MUTUALLY DEVELOPING THESE!
DON'T BE A DICK!
OR A BETCH!

The united motherland wrote:i need this in my rl life

pls make more irish women

Deian salazar wrote:SHE'S THREATENING TO DESTROY MY ECONOMY!
IT'S CODE RED!

Luepola wrote:cin

don't have your government wage trade war

just have your separate corporations/companies/conglomerates work together

New Kvenland wrote:Dat rustlin doe

New Kvenland wrote:cri mor

Luepola wrote:we could

but then she gets less money

͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Deian salazar wrote:PLS NO!

New cinoth wrote:I'm actually part irish

I ish not

correction: I am aiming at your arms dealing market.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:or instead of being a pussy u culd fight back
yannow

Deian salazar wrote:PLS!
I'M BEGGING YOU!
JUST FUKKING PLEASE!
I'M FUKKING SCARED SENSELESS RIGHT NOW1

Deian salazar wrote:PLS CIN!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GOOD FRIEND AND ALLY!

Luepola wrote:no

she's just threatening to sink your arms industry and have hers take its place

it'll hurt your economy but unless the average feng peasant manufactures crossbows for a living then your economy won't be 'destroyed'

Valdiu wrote:deian
y tf r u actually mortified of a recession in your fictional online nation
and you say that you're the one detached from NS

New Kvenland wrote:Your excessive capitalisation is disturbing my meditation

*puts hand on dagger sheath*

Luepola wrote:tldr your arms industry will be hurt bad but your overall economy should only experience a slight recession (pls correct me if im rong)

Versail wrote:He be on his manstrual cycle.

Deian salazar wrote:PLEASE LEMME KEEP MY ARMS INDUSTRY!
JUST PLS!
IT'S THE ONE THING KEEPING MY ECONOMY'S TRADE FLOW STRONG!

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:NOBODY EXPECTS THE CINOTHIAN INQUISITION!!!

Luepola wrote:

Deian salazar wrote:

Versail wrote:Your caps lock is on.

New Kvenland wrote:*unsheaths dagger*

Luepola wrote:i don't see you selling to many foreign partners

so

if that's what your economy relies on

yoru economy is utter shet

͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Versail wrote:Like true korea.

Deian salazar wrote:For now.
I'm going to be selling tons of weaponry, and anything else I'll just retool to fit the things needing compensating for.

Valdiu wrote:if you're telling me that the REPUBLIC OF VALDIU can destabilize your economy with some well-placed strategic bombers
that's pretty weak

New cinoth wrote:You threaten moi country XD

Nein

Luepola wrote:well it won't matter unless you can defend yourself against whatever cin does to try to sink ur arms industry

Versail wrote:Or anyone for that matter.

Luepola wrote:ther is nut an eskap deian

/フフ           ム`ヽ
/ ノ)   ∧  ∧    ) ヽ
/ |  ( ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡) `)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ
/ ノ⌒_⌒ゝーく  \  /
丶_ ノ    ノ、  | /
   `ヽ `ー-人`ーノ /
    丶  ̄ _人彡ノ
   /`ヽ /\_ 

Deian salazar wrote:Which is why my nation's military is focused on protecting my wrapons factories.
Please.
I'm this close to leaving Atlas because even my closest ally is being cruel.

New Kvenland wrote:Where do you even find this kind of shet

Versail wrote:Cool story.
Mind explaining how she's being cruel?

Kheiastan wrote:if you're threatening to leave atlas because of an IC dispute then maybe it isnt for you
js

New cinoth wrote:Excuse me?

Deian salazar wrote:Since my allies are no longer dependable or good allies, I see no little possibility of me realistically surviving in atlas.
As such, I'll be taking my leave.

Roski wrote:Your closest ally you were going to cease relations with because she wouldn't date you?
really?

If you noticed, Roski has no plans to destroy your arms industry, and it your arms industry is to the point where it is your economy, you've fuked up as a nation.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:azov battalion

Luepola wrote:is an seekrit

Luepola wrote:an equally correct answer

Deian salazar wrote:no, I was going to do that because I thought she had lied to me, which hurt me more than anything.
Now, good day.

New Kvenland wrote:Um

Roski wrote:Quite seriously, fix your economy.

Luepola wrote:cin's reaction when she's about to kill deian's arms industry

< ̄`ヽ、       / ̄>
 ゝ、  \ /⌒ヽ,ノ  /
   ゝ、 `( ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡) /
     >     ,ノ  
     ∠_,,,/

Deian salazar wrote:Well if I do make it as it was before, my nation will have no weakness, so people will again claim I'm OP.
I can't win here.
Now, if I am not distracted again, I'll be taking my leave.

Versail wrote:ftfy.

New Kvenland wrote:Give source pls

I give many Kvedits (Kven credits)

Versail wrote:You can have internal problems.
Slavery for one.

Valdiu wrote:1. what about me
2. that's stupid
3. just because cinny's planning to slowly usurp your arms industry doesn't mean she's undependable
4. i thought you liked everything unstable and mixed up

Luepola wrote:solution a: nerf military

solution b: be north korea and receive meager financial aid from luepola & elesar

Deian salazar wrote:I don't want to do either of those.

Luepola wrote:maybe not slavery

we've dealt with that before *cough*WEST COAST*cough*

however, a rampant human trafficking market would be a similar, less OOCly controversial alternative

Deian salazar wrote:Sex trafficking?

Roski wrote:No

There's a difference between having weaknesses and literally having a stupid economy.

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:Translation:

"I don't want to feel insignificant, so I'll have the best army and best economy."

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:o ye
wot happened to hav to fightin to actually prove ur powr

Luepola wrote:solution c: reread solutions a and b

Versail wrote:Accurate, be a translator for job.

Deian salazar wrote:THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER WAY!
I CAN BE LIKE A MONARCHIST AMERICA!

Versail wrote:Monarchist.
America.
Only one can chosen.
Still haven't fixed that caps lock key have you?

Deian salazar wrote:But if I'm not great in any area I'm not representative of wny I made my nation: To represent my views of the perfect nation.

Kheiastan wrote:Small nations can be 'perfect' as well (in fact, moreso; look at nation like Qatar, Norway, Luxembourg.)

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:Deian...

When has a nation EVER been perfect?

Deian salazar wrote:No, my views require a large nation.

Versail wrote:In his wet dreams.

Deian salazar wrote:My entire life goal is to create the perfect system.
My nation is the testing ground for my perfect system.

Luepola wrote:i'm quickly becoming more convinced that you want to basically powergame

Versail wrote:Same here.

Kheiastan wrote:k well than have fun being a wanker

**note: when i say wanker i refer to the term as a roleplay term as a person who claims large and advanced statistics and numbers, not the british insult

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:no nation is perfect

Deian salazar wrote:No, I just want the perfect government system backed by a strong-but not the absolute best-military.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:no government system is perfect

Luepola wrote:so in otherwords you want to be basically the best with just a slightly less than the best military

that's hardly an improvement

Deian salazar wrote:I aim to change that.
No more wars.
Just a unified human species under one government.
It's the only thing that can end all the suffering.
And the only reason I joined NS: To develop my nation into the example of internal perfection backed by strong military power.

Versail wrote:I want what youre haveing.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:so u want the impossible

Luepola wrote:you'd have to kill me first

Deian salazar wrote:ftfy
Which is why I WILL develop the perfect system!
For all those who have died fighting. For all those pointless wartime deaths.
This world owes it to them to be at peace and in joy with perfection.
I aim to deliver that to them, to put their souls to rest. To end all this world's evils.
That's what my nation stands for. It represents my deepest desires and ideals, my deepest care for the world.

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:Deian, lay off the damn crack cocaine.

Deian salazar wrote:That's what I'm sick of.
People won't give up.
That will just cause more conflict.
I'd rather commit suicide than give up my quest.

Versail wrote:I say its meth.

Versail wrote:cool story.
dont kill yo self tho.
dats bad mojo.

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:i recommend islamic extremism

Luepola wrote:i don't want conflict either

but i also don't want a one world government and i'd fight to keep my nation (or, if the world actually approaches a 1WG, any nation that opposes it) apart from it

Deian salazar wrote:Look, I've read the stories of people fighting for peace.
It breaks my heart their dreams have never beem fulfilled. They only want to stop the fighting.
I want to fulfill their compassionate, selfless desires.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:so u basically want to do what communism, democracy, and every other system has tried to do
no system is 100% perfect
no one will be able to peacefully do such a thing without facing opposition

The united motherland wrote:cydonia

can u adopt me

even though ur like 2 years older

Luepola wrote:i hate to discourage you but chances are they thought the same thing

Deian salazar wrote:There can only be peace under one government.
Any more, and there will be conflict.
It's been proven.
Thus, I am fighting for unification.

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:communism

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:Deian, I'm a philantropist and even I know a world government and universal peace is impossible.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:when has it been proven

Valdiu wrote:Deian
Its not OP to have a diversified economy
It's OP to want to be the perfect nation
Valdiu struggles with taxes and defense and welfare

Luepola wrote:k

well

i don't want to live in a world with a 1wg

if i did i'd either join or start an insurgency

Kheiastan wrote:sounds like you're fighting for dictatorship and suppression of political minorities.

Deian salazar wrote:There has to be perfection.
They can't have all died in vain.
That would mean their ideals were meaningless.
I'd kill myself if it meant humanity could be united and finally at peace, with no oppression or fighting.
I will bring peace.
For everyone's sakes.
Especially my late Grandma's.

Luepola wrote:

Luepola wrote:

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Deian, EVERYONE fights for that. Everyone fights for peace. Some people's definition of peace is quite different for others. In Bavaria's case, there won't be peace until there's a one world ideology. And a same ideology of the same branch. Not Marxists with Maoists and Stalinists and Leninists running about.

Deian salazar wrote:I'velost faith in humanity.
Goodbye everyone.
Nice knowing you.
But I can live in this horrible, divisive world any longer.
I'm going to die and apologize to the heroes of the past that all their efforts were in vain.

Roski wrote:The reason is that people have different opinions about what is perfect. If any one nation tries to make "perfection" it has only one way to do so: by force

You see the problem here?

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:so u want basically communism but instead of no central gov u want a central gov

Versail wrote:unsure if srs or nut...

Kheiastan wrote:Omfg I'm done with you
I cannot
I just
can not

Luepola wrote:are you seriously threatening suicide over ideological bs

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:u basically have to go against human natures natural instincts
which is impossible

Valdiu wrote:wait what the fųck

Versail wrote:si senor.

Deian salazar wrote:I am.
But first gotta write password on something to my nation and my skype, so you guys fully know I truly did fulfill my promise to apologize to people who have fought in vain.

Kheiastan wrote:exactly
greed and conflict and segregation are, unfortunately, a part of human nature

Valdiu wrote:what the actual fųck
deian don't

Versail wrote:oh sweet baby Korean Jesus.

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Deian, the fuk you on about now?

Deian salazar wrote:And I need to write some stuff down as well.
I'll be posting once more after I'm done, then jump out of my bedroom window and kill myself

Hopefully it'll be a quick death, so I can apologize to those who had fought for peace before I inevitably go to hell.

Kheiastan wrote:I bet tree fiddy he'll be on tomorrow whining again

Valdiu wrote:Are you on the second floor

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:GOD FUKIN DAMMIT U STOOPID MUTHERFUKER
RETHINK UR PRIORITIES HOLY FUK SHET

Versail wrote:I still say meth.
I take that bet.

Kheiastan wrote:I JUST LEARNED OTHER PEOPLE HAVE OTHER POLITICAL BELIEFS
K 1 SEC LET ME GET ANOTHER RP POST UP THEN ILL KMS

like what

Deian salazar wrote:I am.
Just accept this.
My life is at an end.
I have failed to bring world peace under one united, undivided government/group before I had a chance.
Humanity is too stubborn to give one government a chance.
I want to apologize on the behalf of my world to the people who died in vain.

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:You're 15.

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:*Slaps you* You're being stupid. Stop being stupid. Deian, there's a phrase I live by. DIE GEDANKEN SIND FREI. THE THOUGHTS ARE FREE AND ACCEPT THAT

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:like what
who died in vain
what

Valdiu wrote:deian
if you want one world government
close the window
study your politics
and become un ambassador

Luepola wrote:...

surprise deian

the rest of atlas failed to as well

the rest of oregon

the rest of the USA

the rest of the world

the rest of humanity's entire existence

they failed too

and you're threatening suicide because you weren't the one

just

no

Kheiastan wrote:are you a casual I had a one world government with peace and equality by the time I was 11

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:I failed at failing.

Deian salazar wrote:No, I'm going to kill myself because I've realized everyone who fights for permanent peace has died in vain.
Someone has to apologize for their efforts being wasted, and I'm going to do it.
It's the least I can do for humanity failing them.

Valdiu wrote:too late
jesus did it for you

Valdiu wrote:and even if
how the fųck does your death atone for their failures

Kheiastan wrote:do you have any clue how completely and utterly ridiculous you sound

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:Deian, I really, REALLY want to believe you, really...

However, this has been going on for so long and so many times that even my generous trust towards you is starting to erode.

Luepola wrote:amen brotha

Valdiu wrote:think about it this way
if you truly want to honor them
pick up the torch where they fell
they're fighting for the end of strife
would they really want their efforts to culminate in your life ending in it

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:Surprise, surprise.

Jesus did it.

Deian salazar wrote:I'm sick of all the suffering created by war.
I see no reason to exist if what I stand for will never be realized by anyone.

I know Jesus did.
But just one normal human needs to.
My goals will never be attained by anyone, as you guys have said.
Thus, my feeling of purpose of life is obsolete.
If I can't put their souls to rest nor fulfill their wishes, and if no one else can, while they fought so hard for a noble goal, then I cannot be of use to the world and the rest of humanity will just fight endlessly or until extinction.

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Deian, you are sound absolutely retarded with that logic. Sit down, and watch som mothr fukin adventure time
*TV plays in the background "Adventure Time, come grab your friends!"*

Valdiu wrote:

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:or join illuminati

Kheiastan wrote:We live in the most peaceful period in human history. Instead of killing yourself to communicate with dead people, help make it even better.

Valdiu wrote:the entire reason jesus did that was so that normal humans didn't have to

Kheiastan wrote:HOW DID WE GO FROM DISCUSSING NUMBER WANKING TO HERE

Deian salazar wrote:My death won't atone.
But my death will allow me to see them and apologize for their deaths being in vain.

And my dream is unreachable, as you guys have told me'
I've lost my identity, and my only thing keeping me fighting on.
I have nothing now to look to to want to continue living and striving for.
Now, please, don't post for 5 minutes, as I'm easily tempted to click and read posts, which is distracting.

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:deian's justification for having too good a nation was that he wanted to unite the world in peace and love

Valdiu wrote:if people killed themselves over stuff as stupid as this id have died at age 12
deian
have a snickers

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:MAKE AS MANY POSTS AS POSSIBLE

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:POST

Kheiastan wrote:So have a less ambitious dream
Feed the hungry
Give medical care to the poor
Be a political analyst
Don't sacrifice yourself to try and start some political cult thing jfc

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:then close your browser window

open a book

read the book

alternatively:

go play skyrim

Imperial Valaran wrote:*rolls eyes*

How are you khei?

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:POST

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:BOI
HALP US

Deian salazar wrote:My goals were to help make that dream come true, and my interests, my actions, my ambitions, everything is now kaput with the realization that's never attainable.
I have nothing to strive for that can satisfy me.

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:POST

Kheiastan wrote:aside from the whole preventing a suicide and political cult thing I'm really good! You?

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:NO

Imperial Valaran wrote:Oh my gawsh.

Deian, I have no clue why people tolerate this sht. You're being a teenager, and realising the world isn't made out of candied unicorns. Toughen up, and get a grip.

Deian salazar wrote:I can't choose just one, as the others are still suffering because I neglected the other goal.

Versail wrote:And the british wisdom is here.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:really

Kheiastan wrote:ok so kill yourself and accomplish none of the goals
gg

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:Kheya said nothing about choosing just one.

Valdiu wrote:deian
on June 16, 2015 i was sure i wouldn't live to see the end of summer
today i know i will
wait a while and it'll all go away

New cinoth wrote:BE AN ACTIVIST

they do all of that and more.

Congratulations there's your new career and you can be with all the other people fighting for the same cause you are.

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:Also Deian salazar:

If you memorise the Qur'n you are guranteed spot in the Hereafter unless you go infidel

now go do that

it's better than killing yourself over the deaths of others

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:ye
join the black panthers

Imperial Valaran wrote:tbf, we're humouring this a little too much.

Sure we all went through it, but the way we snapped out was by moving on, not by being pandered to. He gets attention and pseudo-affection through this griefing. So let be and treat him as an adult, and it'll stop.

The united motherland wrote:yes

Valdiu wrote:ye
go be omnireligious
that'll set u up real gud

Deian salazar wrote:but governments will never listen to them.
And even if I did choose to, NS will have no more use for me anymore.
And I don't want to die in vain hopes like the others.
Heroes like Liu Bei, Washington, and Tokugawa Leyasu will never see their dreams accomplished.
All I wanted to do in life was bring justice and benevolence worldwide, and cease all the fighting.
Which is only possibe against a government with no one invading it. But now that's apparently impossible.
I have no identity nor dreams of my own except theirs.
Thus, me a d humanity failing them is me and humanity failing me as well.

The united motherland wrote:ok

activists know that govs won't listen

thats why they are activists

personal experience

Imperial Valaran wrote:*is tempted to enshrine this in the WFE*

Deian salazar wrote:Thank you.
Now, time to write.
Goodbye.

Imperial Valaran wrote:hey :)

Also, I think the SW post was good enough to post as it is :)
Do you want me to add more?

Versail wrote:bye.

Valdiu wrote:I don't think that's what he meant

Imperial Valaran wrote:I know, but I wanted to say it anyway. Adults never say what they mean.

Deian salazar wrote:>Writing my will
ffs

Imperial Valaran wrote:i do't really care about that, besides I'm not sure you have the legal terminology perfected.

So write the SW posts instead. Though really, go to bed :)

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:And to think it all started over military numbers...

Next thing you know, a conversation about Communism will turn into an orgy.

Kheiastan wrote:k deian good night I'll talk to you tomorrow I'm sure

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:how are u writing a will with no lawyer?

Imperial Valaran wrote:Maybe he doesn't have the mana to summon one?

Valdiu wrote:ooooyus

Kheiastan wrote:yes :P
Though Idk how a fractured communist dictatorship and a liberal constitutional monarchy would fit together o.O

Bari wrote:I don't want to encourage his behavior, but you don't need a lawyer to compose a will.

Imperial Valaran wrote:They don't. That's where the fun begins :D

Versail wrote:Make sure to get the fine details down.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:HO HO

Valdiu wrote:deian
when you're done
post it here

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:In fact, he's probably writing it on a loose leaf.

(I ain't joking here.)

Bari wrote:That can be an entirely valid will (assuming he meets the other legal requirements). The law doesn't say it must be printed on a certain grade of paper.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:still u cant write an effective one as a minor and in a ill state of mind

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:I never said it was wrong.

I pointed out how useful loose leafs can be.

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:Wait, Deian is writing is will?

Imperial Valaran wrote:Thats still pandering to him.

Like for real, who replies to someone saying 'I'm going to write my will'? I don't think I've seen a more blatant attempt at guilt-tripping me. Even if its written, its just like saying 'this time for real, I'm gonna do it, so y'all believe me now, so I can get all the attention on a frickin chat site.'

When you have deep, real problems, the last thing you want to do is talk about them. To bring up an example that I really shouldn't, who here knew Iraqistan needed help before it happened?

Valdiu wrote:Apparently
Deian
Technically Wanda owns everything

Western Vale Confederacy wrote:Wait, what happened with Iraqistan?

Valdiu wrote:*squirms uncomfortably*

New Chilokver wrote:Attempted suicide.

Imperial Valaran wrote:If we want to be better people, give him the attention when its normal and when he's fine (can we honestly say we have been doing this?). Don't only do it on the verge, or he'll keep coming back to the verge.

Roski wrote:Deian

We are as close to a "perfect" society we have ever been.

As we speak, a man hopes to bring electricity to 600,000,000 Africans, to make nuclear and photovaltic energy our main source of power.

In terms of peace, the United States has the most allies on earth, and these nations try to ally with each other. As the United States gains more allies, and these allies ally each other, we step closer to world peace.

So please don't off yourself because we aren't near perfection yet. Because then you make those contributions seem to be in vain.

Threatening to kill yourself because we aren't perfect is like the United States killing itself because Pearl Harbor was bombed - it simply doesn't make sense.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:lets move on pls

Imperial Valaran wrote:Perfection is overrated anyway.

The flaws and quirks are what make this place bearable sometimes :)

New Chilokver wrote:No. You see, his problem is that he hasn't contributed to those solutions.

Imperial Valaran wrote:^^^

Tyrannical decree 412: Moving on...

Imperial Valaran wrote:Though I'm totally perfect, so that's ok. Just me. No one else.

The perfect Tyrant

Roski wrote:Iztru

Valdiu wrote:deian
the plan for contributing to your favorite causes is outlined here
https://youtu.be/nuHfVn_cfHU

and i don't mean jump out the window
seriously you're worrying me

Imperial Valaran wrote:Actually, I could do with a moustache like Stalin.

Deian salazar wrote:You guys just said my dream is not possible.
That's the only way I see world peace, else nations will just be squabbling for power.

Luepola wrote:k

Imperial Valaran wrote:Violation on pain of purging.

Valdiu wrote:If world peace was achieved we'd have gray jumpsuits and no civil liberties
Deian
Work for UNICEF
Bring peace to troubled regions
It's as close as you're gonna get

Deian salazar wrote:Good news: A person/girl and another friend I'm good friends with thwarted my suicide attempt.
Bad news:
I was nearly arrested because I tried to stab myself before that but was restrained by her and another friend.
Instead I hit the wall a put a minor dent in it.
mfw
Also good news: Neither my parents nor anyone except you guys now and my two friends knows of the matter. I now have a new purpose: To become a Philosopher
Also bad news: I might be found out and have to go to a mental hospital or something like that. But knowing my friends, they won't do that and they are giving me more support than ever and I've learned I have people IRL who care about me deeply and have a new purpose in life.

Alosteq Diin Nastja wrote:The fact that your parents are not aware of this is not good.

Deian salazar wrote:Look, I have a new life.
New meaning.
A clean slate if you will.
I'm going to remake myself from scratch.

Deian salazar wrote:And I want no one interfering.
My new purpose is now dictated by only life itself. I will from this day swear an oath of emotional detachment, and go Jedi/Monk style in how I act towards things.

Deian salazar wrote:My new goal is philosophy.
I'm going to write a book'

Beruiti wrote:kk

start walking the walk, before you talk the talk

Confederacy of bavarian states wrote:Don't use Mein Kampfy Chair, I am already working on something of that title.

Deian salazar wrote:Also, I'm swearing off romantic love for now.
Me worrying about that has caused enough problems.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:i knew papa cyd's magic wuld wurk on u eventually

Beruiti wrote:Aboot time.

You know you've ogne far when I say aboot.

Deian salazar wrote:My goals and my attention is on me only.
If a lass comes, I won't deny her.
But I will only worry about that when it comes.
*Gets new crush the next day and forgets this vow*

Luepola wrote:kek

but ye thats good

thats what i did and it paid off well

Deian salazar wrote:I'll try to be focusing inwards. Only when I love myself can I love another.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:finally
finally
finally
what ive been tryna drill in ur head furver is there now

papa cyd has successfully saved anuddur sole

Deian salazar wrote:Ironically....It was a friend of mine who was a girl and I kind of liked a bit who finally convinced me with her calm, patient, caring posts, and her use of touching statements to slowly calm me down and make me more mellow and able to explain. She's a genius with words. She saved my from suicide.
My first real attempt at it.
That's real irony.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:im not a gril
but i luv u tu bbe

Deian salazar wrote:She also was able to make me not be so angry, and used touching lines like
"Please Deian, if not for you to survive than at least for me!" and stuff like that.
She knows all my soft spots. ._.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:pls deian
u makin me blush n shet nigga

Deian salazar wrote:IT WASN'T YOU! ;-;

Luepola wrote:also 2dei wos an gud dei 4 deian

an gril saevd hem

papa cyds majik wos werk

nd he got an free bantcoin

Deian salazar wrote:She is nice too.
Arguably even more than Cin.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:gon maek a tull free hot line in dis betch

Deian salazar wrote:I feel horrible for yelling at Cin.
Perhaps I should just leave her alone forever.
I've caused her amd myself great pain.

Democratic Union of Cydonia wrote:k
shes mine nao

Deian salazar wrote:If I want to leave her alone I'll have to leave Atlas.
I hate that I ever met her when this unstable.
She shouldn't have had to put up with me like this.

Beruiti wrote:Why go through drastic measures?

I mean jesus before now you're were kind of creepy when it came to Cinoth

Deian salazar wrote:That's why I should leave her forever.
I don't deserve her.
And I never will.
But, I'm not going into another breakdown.
...Hopefully.
Just stating my beliefs.

Beruiti wrote:This is getting way beyond what I ever would expect.

I'm going now.

Read dispatch

please fuсking delete these right now

just came back to say that i absolutely hate those goddamn quotes and i never want anyone, especially myself, to ever see them again

New Kvenland wrote:just came back to say that i absolutely hate those goddamn quotes and i never want anyone, especially myself, to ever see them again

Why?

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