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Barbaria RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The United States of Letiutin (elected )

Founder: The Hyperborean Empire of Vostag

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 85th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,336th
World Factbook Entry

EXECUTIVE:
Chief Executive:
Thor Odinson Vostag

REGIONAL DELEGATE:
Chancellor: John Wick of Letiutin Elect: July. 6

BARBARIAN MINISTRIES:
Foreign Affairs Minister: Trenton Dayton of Great Bretan Elect: Jun. 17
Domestic Affairs Minister: Hundre Moreale of Aravam Elect: Jun. 23
Defense Minister: Otto von Whilhelm of Volohk Elect: Jun. 30
Communications Minister: Denardo Lijin of Trijon Elect: Jun. 12



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Tags: Anarchist, Anti-Communist, Anti-General Assembly, Anti-Security Council, Anti-World Assembly, Capitalist, Casual, Communist, Conservative, Democratic, Enormous, Fascist, and 24 others.Featured, Free Trade, Imperialist, Independent, Industrial, Isolationist, Liberal, Libertarian, Map, Modern Tech, Monarchist, National Sovereigntist, Neutral, Pacifist, Past Tech, Post-Modern Tech, Regional Government, Role Player, Serious, Social, Socialist, Surreal, Theocratic, and Totalitarian.

Regional Power: Moderate

Barbaria contains 165 nations, the 85th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Fattest Citizens in Barbaria

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Barbaria is ranked 5,257th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Free Land of SnowshoeAnarchy“Keep on Shoe'n, or don't, it's none of my business”
2.The Greater Kingdom of VelkisaCorporate Police State“Long Live the Spirit of Velkisa!”
3.The Voliekian Empire of TritraRight-wing Utopia“May the Rising Beast lay Wrath on thee.”
4.The Holy Crusading Empire of DeusVultisIron Fist Consumerists“Deus Vult!”
5.The United States of LetiutinCapitalist Paradise“Don't Fault Your Path Upon Me!”
6.The Syndicate Dominion of GordaemCapitalist Paradise“For Gordaem!”
7.The Associated States of Jvikas Republican ConfederacyCapitalist Paradise“Sovereignty and Dignity to our Republic!”
8.The Confederacy of Free InhabitantsCapitalizt“Live Free or Die”
9.The United States of OreusaCapitalist Paradise“Prosper and Survive”
10.The Confederacy of SouthfrordaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“All will take drugs”
1234. . .1617»

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Barbaria Regional Message Board

Sovern wrote:President Volken, while already present at the UNB headquarters, makes yet another speech to the assembly.

"Valenborn hasn't replied to Sovern's demands. Valenborn has been belligerent on the international stage multiple times before, and they will not stop. Valenborn has attacked a Sovern vessel, and has not stated an apology, paid for its losses, nor has shown any remorse or human empathy. I will not tolerate nations that show aggression, especially to Sovern or its allies. I call upon the nations of Barbaria, especially those part of the BITO alliance, to support Sovern in the mission to break Valenborn's aggression, and belligerence. Valenborn has three days to apologize, and compensate for the attack. If Valenborn does not, Sovern will being the process to wither the nation down, beginning with an embargo, then a coalition, and finally war. Sovern will not be disrespected, or insulted.

Valenborn may have successfully destroyed one warship, but if they keep committing to such actions, they will see more than just one - they will see a row of some of Sovern's most powerful warships it has in its arsenal. They will breach through their petty defenses, and unleash a massive army of Sovern soldiers. Their capital will burn. They will learn a very powerful lesson in all of this. They have three days, and that is all. I have no personal vendetta or hatred for Valenborn, or its People. Although, if their government does not mature, their People will be forced to watch their land fall to ash and wither back to the primitive times. Thank you."

SIC: Kaiser Odinson sits dumbfounded at the unfolding events. "I quite honestly can't believe what is actually happening here. Here we all stand on the brink of annihilation at the hands of the Lemurians and it seems there is nothing but squabbling amongst ourselves. It is events such as these that only give weight to the Lemurian's propaganda." Kaiser Odinson looks over to one of his advisors. "I swear it is stupid stuff like this that temps me to just nuke every nation on Earth Barbarian and not. It would certainly save me quite a few headaches." He lets out a very audible sigh. "Very well let's prepare a response to these children and their playground squabble."

IC: "While I really feel there are far bigger fish to fry in the world right now I have the Hyperborean response to this mess," the Kaiser is obviously agitated; "1. While the attitude of Valenborn is way more aggressive than it needs to be the response by Sovern is as well. I mean you can't say you mean no disrespect to Valenborn and then threaten them with utter annihilation. Poor form by both parties."

"2. I would like to remind EVERYONE that Valenborn and the other former Aoerian nations lie in the lands known as the Mlecchas or the Barbarian lands to the Lemurians. I say this because Valenborn and the other nations in the Mlecchas are literally right on the doorstep of the Lemurians. The Mlecchan landmass is literally a continent which broke off of the Lemurian supercontinent. Any sending of ships or invasion force by Sovern or anyone else to utterly destroy Valenborn or anything else will result in our entire war effort against the Lemurians being completely wrecked. But please go ahead with your petty childish squabbles over a single ship it's not like we're talking about the fate of every single nation in Barbaria and I want to say trillions of lives but that seems a bit small so I'll simply say gazillions of lives."

Kaiser Odinson rests his head in his palm and sighs again for a brief moment before continuing.

"If you feel so strongly about this issue then feel free and go ahead. Just know that when you do Vostag will not be behind you because we will be readjusting our strategy to fight the Lemurians on our own seeing as you all are willing to fall on your own swords right at the feet of the Lemurians over a damn boat."

Vostag wrote:SIC: Kaiser Odinson sits dumbfounded at the unfolding events. "I quite honestly can't believe what is actually happening here. Here we all stand on the brink of annihilation at the hands of the Lemurians and it seems there is nothing but squabbling amongst ourselves. It is events such as these that only give weight to the Lemurian's propaganda." Kaiser Odinson looks over to one of his advisors. "I swear it is stupid stuff like this that temps me to just nuke every nation on Earth Barbarian and not. It would certainly save me quite a few headaches." He lets out a very audible sigh. "Very well let's prepare a response to these children and their playground squabble."

IC: "While I really feel there are far bigger fish to fry in the world right now I have the Hyperborean response to this mess," the Kaiser is obviously agitated; "1. While the attitude of Valenborn is way more aggressive than it needs to be the response by Sovern is as well. I mean you can't say you mean no disrespect to Valenborn and then threaten them with utter annihilation. Poor form by both parties."

"2. I would like to remind EVERYONE that Valenborn and the other former Aoerian nations lie in the lands known as the Mlecchas or the Barbarian lands to the Lemurians. I say this because Valenborn and the other nations in the Mlecchas are literally right on the doorstep of the Lemurians. The Mlecchan landmass is literally a continent which broke off of the Lemurian supercontinent. Any sending of ships or invasion force by Sovern or anyone else to utterly destroy Valenborn or anything else will result in our entire war effort against the Lemurians being completely wrecked. But please go ahead with your petty childish squabbles over a single ship it's not like we're talking about the fate of every single nation in Barbaria and I want to say trillions of lives but that seems a bit small so I'll simply say gazillions of lives."

Kaiser Odinson rests his head in his palm and sighs again for a brief moment before continuing.

"If you feel so strongly about this issue then feel free and go ahead. Just know that when you do Vostag will not be behind you because we will be readjusting our strategy to fight the Lemurians on our own seeing as you all are willing to fall on your own swords right at the feet of the Lemurians over a damn boat."

“Ugh fine, I mean it would be stupid to send all of our navy which is why I only sent a portion of it, not to mention the iron castle is finished but sure we can pull back, we have at least 10 nukes on standby anyways sorry Sovern, we’ll still support you in this but the invaders from diamonda (aka lumeria) are coming and if history serves us correct then we’ll need as much time to prepare, anyways accept the units we brought to sovern as our help in case things go south, were the closest to them so we will need to fortify ourselves, especially the islands of Mëwnich

Vostag wrote:SIC: Kaiser Odinson sits dumbfounded at the unfolding events. "I quite honestly can't believe what is actually happening here. Here we all stand on the brink of annihilation at the hands of the Lemurians and it seems there is nothing but squabbling amongst ourselves. It is events such as these that only give weight to the Lemurian's propaganda." Kaiser Odinson looks over to one of his advisors. "I swear it is stupid stuff like this that temps me to just nuke every nation on Earth Barbarian and not. It would certainly save me quite a few headaches." He lets out a very audible sigh. "Very well let's prepare a response to these children and their playground squabble."

IC: "While I really feel there are far bigger fish to fry in the world right now I have the Hyperborean response to this mess," the Kaiser is obviously agitated; "1. While the attitude of Valenborn is way more aggressive than it needs to be the response by Sovern is as well. I mean you can't say you mean no disrespect to Valenborn and then threaten them with utter annihilation. Poor form by both parties."

"2. I would like to remind EVERYONE that Valenborn and the other former Aoerian nations lie in the lands known as the Mlecchas or the Barbarian lands to the Lemurians. I say this because Valenborn and the other nations in the Mlecchas are literally right on the doorstep of the Lemurians. The Mlecchan landmass is literally a continent which broke off of the Lemurian supercontinent. Any sending of ships or invasion force by Sovern or anyone else to utterly destroy Valenborn or anything else will result in our entire war effort against the Lemurians being completely wrecked. But please go ahead with your petty childish squabbles over a single ship it's not like we're talking about the fate of every single nation in Barbaria and I want to say trillions of lives but that seems a bit small so I'll simply say gazillions of lives."

Kaiser Odinson rests his head in his palm and sighs again for a brief moment before continuing.

"If you feel so strongly about this issue then feel free and go ahead. Just know that when you do Vostag will not be behind you because we will be readjusting our strategy to fight the Lemurians on our own seeing as you all are willing to fall on your own swords right at the feet of the Lemurians over a damn boat."

OOC: I remembered Valenborn being out there near Lemuria and there being some sort of thing kinda like with Garnel and the ADN so Valenborn and all of the nations out there don't get wiped out. That's why I thought it odd that a Sovern warship was sunk out there. Glad someone brought it up or else things could've gotten really confusing with the big RP.

IC: In keeping with UTF strategy Volohk is sorry for Sovern's losses and disapproves of the rapid use of highly aggressive language by both parties but cannot and will not deploy any of our forces at this time.

Vostag wrote:SIC: Kaiser Odinson sits dumbfounded at the unfolding events. "I quite honestly can't believe what is actually happening here. Here we all stand on the brink of annihilation at the hands of the Lemurians and it seems there is nothing but squabbling amongst ourselves. It is events such as these that only give weight to the Lemurian's propaganda." Kaiser Odinson looks over to one of his advisors. "I swear it is stupid stuff like this that temps me to just nuke every nation on Earth Barbarian and not. It would certainly save me quite a few headaches." He lets out a very audible sigh. "Very well let's prepare a response to these children and their playground squabble."

IC: "While I really feel there are far bigger fish to fry in the world right now I have the Hyperborean response to this mess," the Kaiser is obviously agitated; "1. While the attitude of Valenborn is way more aggressive than it needs to be the response by Sovern is as well. I mean you can't say you mean no disrespect to Valenborn and then threaten them with utter annihilation. Poor form by both parties."

"2. I would like to remind EVERYONE that Valenborn and the other former Aoerian nations lie in the lands known as the Mlecchas or the Barbarian lands to the Lemurians. I say this because Valenborn and the other nations in the Mlecchas are literally right on the doorstep of the Lemurians. The Mlecchan landmass is literally a continent which broke off of the Lemurian supercontinent. Any sending of ships or invasion force by Sovern or anyone else to utterly destroy Valenborn or anything else will result in our entire war effort against the Lemurians being completely wrecked. But please go ahead with your petty childish squabbles over a single ship it's not like we're talking about the fate of every single nation in Barbaria and I want to say trillions of lives but that seems a bit small so I'll simply say gazillions of lives."

Kaiser Odinson rests his head in his palm and sighs again for a brief moment before continuing.

"If you feel so strongly about this issue then feel free and go ahead. Just know that when you do Vostag will not be behind you because we will be readjusting our strategy to fight the Lemurians on our own seeing as you all are willing to fall on your own swords right at the feet of the Lemurians over a damn boat."

Volohk wrote:OOC: I remembered Valenborn being out there near Lemuria and there being some sort of thing kinda like with Garnel and the ADN so Valenborn and all of the nations out there don't get wiped out. That's why I thought it odd that a Sovern warship was sunk out there. Glad someone brought it up or else things could've gotten really confusing with the big RP.

IC: In keeping with UTF strategy Volohk is sorry for Sovern's losses and disapproves of the rapid use of highly aggressive language by both parties but cannot and will not deploy any of our forces at this time.

President Volken, lightly bemused, settles down. “If it means to threaten our chances during our ongoing war, Sovern will not retaliate - but we will not forget. Valenborn will be dealt with according - for another time. I apologize for any transgressions. In response to better understand the real situation, a Sovern warship was present there to escort trade between Sovern and Amerecus. Sovern sells a lot of big weapons to Amerecus. It was agreed on by both parties that these weapons be escorted. The warship that destroyed was responding to a cargo hold that reported unfamiliar activity.

I am willing to drop this, though. The Vostagian Kaiser is correct in every way. This is childish. I appreciate everyone’s support, or attempt-to-support. I will send forth a beverage to the leader of Valenborn has an offer for peace until further notice.”

Sovern wrote:President Volken, lightly bemused, settles down. “If it means to threaten our chances during our ongoing war, Sovern will not retaliate - but we will not forget. Valenborn will be dealt with according - for another time. I apologize for any transgressions. In response to better understand the real situation, a Sovern warship was present there to escort trade between Sovern and Amerecus. Sovern sells a lot of big weapons to Amerecus. It was agreed on by both parties that these weapons be escorted. The warship that destroyed was responding to a cargo hold that reported unfamiliar activity.

I am willing to drop this, though. The Vostagian Kaiser is correct in every way. This is childish. I appreciate everyone’s support, or attempt-to-support. I will send forth a beverage to the leader of Valenborn has an offer for peace until further notice.”

To revert any and all tensions, the President of Valenborn apologizes to the committee of concerned nations. He has stated that he will accept President Volken’s gift and offer for peace to focus more on other matters. He has also stated his neutrality in the ongoing war, and hopes that Valenborn, and other Aoerian nations, are kept out of the war. He has also compensated for the deaths to finally settle the dispute with an accompanied state apology.

OOC: Gello

Ooc: Wait does the timing of Vostags warning mean that it’s almost that time again?!?!

Vostag wrote:SIC: Kaiser Odinson sits dumbfounded at the unfolding events. "I quite honestly can't believe what is actually happening here. Here we all stand on the brink of annihilation at the hands of the Lemurians and it seems there is nothing but squabbling amongst ourselves. It is events such as these that only give weight to the Lemurian's propaganda." Kaiser Odinson looks over to one of his advisors. "I swear it is stupid stuff like this that temps me to just nuke every nation on Earth Barbarian and not. It would certainly save me quite a few headaches." He lets out a very audible sigh. "Very well let's prepare a response to these children and their playground squabble."

IC: "While I really feel there are far bigger fish to fry in the world right now I have the Hyperborean response to this mess," the Kaiser is obviously agitated; "1. While the attitude of Valenborn is way more aggressive than it needs to be the response by Sovern is as well. I mean you can't say you mean no disrespect to Valenborn and then threaten them with utter annihilation. Poor form by both parties."

"2. I would like to remind EVERYONE that Valenborn and the other former Aoerian nations lie in the lands known as the Mlecchas or the Barbarian lands to the Lemurians. I say this because Valenborn and the other nations in the Mlecchas are literally right on the doorstep of the Lemurians. The Mlecchan landmass is literally a continent which broke off of the Lemurian supercontinent. Any sending of ships or invasion force by Sovern or anyone else to utterly destroy Valenborn or anything else will result in our entire war effort against the Lemurians being completely wrecked. But please go ahead with your petty childish squabbles over a single ship it's not like we're talking about the fate of every single nation in Barbaria and I want to say trillions of lives but that seems a bit small so I'll simply say gazillions of lives."

Kaiser Odinson rests his head in his palm and sighs again for a brief moment before continuing.

"If you feel so strongly about this issue then feel free and go ahead. Just know that when you do Vostag will not be behind you because we will be readjusting our strategy to fight the Lemurians on our own seeing as you all are willing to fall on your own swords right at the feet of the Lemurians over a damn boat."

President Motta congratulates Kaiser Odinson on stopping such an event and also wishes that both of their countries establish diplomatic and commercial ties, in order to strengthen both nations.

Garnel wrote:Ooc: Wait does the timing of Vostags warning mean that it’s almost that time again?!?!

OOC: Perhaps.

With tensions fading from the backlash, Sovern has turned its head to focus more on the ongoing Lemerian War. Congress has summoned President Volken to the Capitol, to hear out his policy on how to prepare for the next phase of the major war. President Volken has stated that the first step to his preparation process, is to expand and update Sovern's infrastructure. President Volken has petitioned to Congress to direct funding to update Sovern's intercontinental ballistic defense system, communal bunkers, private bunkers, energy grid, a military bases.

The construction of the additional features to Memorial Park have been finished. There is another section of the recreational area that features a dedication to everyone who have died in the War with Daguo.

According to external sources, all of the governments in Upper Barbaria have received funding from the Sovern government. In collaboration, all of the Upper Barbarian governments have agreed to put the funding into defensive, infrastructural, and military sectors. The Sovern government has also extended the jurisdiction of the funding doctrine to various countries outside Upper Barbaria, which includes Fallih, Helric, and Canmara from Lesser Daguo; Manmik, Usmiru, Cenmore, and Heromania from the Eastern Boreas region.

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