WA Delegate: The Most Catholic Empire of Maltropia (elected )
Embassies: Maltropian Puppet Confederacy, Astyria, Greater Ixnay, Greater Dienstad, POLATION, Tyran, Andromalius, The Second European Empire, Atlas, Nova, The Cornellian Empire, The East Pacific, Nocturnalya, Nelborne Union, Mystria, Wintreath, and 7 others.Ordis, Borealias, Armagedox, Esquarium, KC World, Telseris, and Regionless.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Most Average in Paradoxia
World Census staff took time out to pay tribute to those most overlooked of nations: the determinedly average.
As a region, Paradoxia is ranked 12,303rd in the world for Most Average.
|1.||The Concelho of Lisbon||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Mui Nobre e Sempre Leal Cidade de Lisboa”|
|2.||The Democratic Republic of Anderios||Capitalist Paradise||“Democracy, Security, Srength”|
|3.||The Gross Empiredom of Stilton-on-the-Rocks||Compulsory Consumerist State||“For Fatherland, Motherland, Uncleland, and Bad Slogans”|
|4.||The Hanseatic League of Northern Bigfootia||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Liberty, Equality, Pizza!”|
|5.||The WATER'S COLD of Im Taking a Shower||Democratic Socialists||“Flush the toilet and die”|
|6.||The Disputed Territories of Rhamnousia||Father Knows Best State||“Some things always catch up with you”|
|7.||The Viceroyalty of Maltropian Islands||New York Times Democracy||“A more insular Maltropia”|
|8.||The Protectorate of Colada||Iron Fist Consumerists||“I'm not scary...”|
|9.||The Most Catholic Empire of Maltropia||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Níl mar a shíltear a bhítear, i gcónaí”|
|10.||The Interactive Community of Paradox||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Johan Vult!”|
- : The Constituational Empire of Tekka of the region The New Confederation proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Dictatorship of Ado of the region The Pirate Bay proposed constructing embassies.
- : The boys are back ceased to exist.
- : Embassy cancelled between Audaxia and Paradoxia.
- : The Audaxian Founder Account of Audax-Founder of the region Audaxia ordered the closure of its embassy in Paradoxia.
- : Embassy established between Paradoxia and Regionless.
- : The Most Catholic Empire of Maltropia agreed to construct embassies with Regionless.
- : The Federation of Australian Republic of the region Regionless proposed constructing embassies.
- : Embassy established between Paradoxia and Telseris.
- : The Most Catholic Empire of Maltropia agreed to construct embassies with Telseris.
Paradoxia Regional Message Board
KILL THEM ALL
Wait, somehow we survived this?
Well I mass murdered the zombies so it worked.
I personally found spamming every nation in the region with cure missiles from two nations at once helped, but slaughtering a couple billion of your own people wasn't a bad idea.
Damn you I didn't need your help to kill my zombies, you undermined my autonomy so from now on a state of war is in place between our nations. April fools!
Strictly speaking I didn't kill anyone.
Well a zombie is a reanimated corpse. Curing zombies is equivalent to killing them.
I'm not deanimating them, though, am I.
"If you kill your enemies they win." -Justin Trudeau
We won, therefore I didn't kill them.