The Fon Queendom of Dahomia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Enagnon Noukpo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.891 billion Dahomians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abomey. The average income tax rate is 67.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Dahomian economy, worth 853 trillion cedis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,604 cedis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Love means always having to say you're sorry, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered, wheelchair users complain it is nearly impossible for them to cross the road in Abomey, and the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dahomia's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is West African Vodun.

Dahomia is ranked 293,855^th in the world and 35^th in Pecan Sandies for Fattest Citizens, with 5.38 Obesity Rate.