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Most Ignorant Citizens: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6thFattest Citizens: 9th
The Hellhole of
Capitalist Paradise
It's just a prank bro!
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Fudgedup

Population9.934 billion

CapitalSlumtown
LeaderChairman Jake Mao Paul

Currencycheque
AnimalLandwhale

The Hellhole of Fudgedup is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Jake Mao Paul with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.934 billion Fudgedupians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slumtown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fudgedupian economy, worth a remarkable 3,926 trillion cheques a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 395,267 cheques, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,702,120 per year while the poor average 3,557, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

Charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses, charity no longer begins at home, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, and the national arsenal is full of sound and fury signifying nothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fudgedup's national animal is the Landwhale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Fudgedup is ranked 20th in the world and 1st in The Graveyard for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 56,829.59 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6thFattest Citizens: 9thLargest Gambling Industry: 14thMost Devout: 15thHighest Crime Rates: 17thMost Armed: 18thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22ndMost Primitive: 26thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 40thMost Avoided: 46thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 68thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 83rdLargest Mining Sector: 89thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 108thLargest Retail Industry: 123rdRudest Citizens: 128thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 147thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 162ndMost Rebellious Youth: 179thHighest Disposable Incomes: 266thMost Corrupt Governments: 322ndLargest Insurance Industry: 326thHighest Average Incomes: 815thMost Efficient Economies: 1,628thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,988thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,219thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,584thNudest: 7,246thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,799thMost Stationary: 10,692ndTop
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Most Influential: 14,423rdLargest Black Market: 15,406thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,190thMost Pro-Market: 19,247thHighest Drug Use: 21,809thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,789th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, the national arsenal is full of sound and fury signifying nothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, charity no longer begins at home.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
  • : Fudgedup was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, the smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, all recreational drugs are legal.

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