The Hellhole of Fudgedup is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Jake Mao Paul with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.934 billion Fudgedupians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slumtown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fudgedupian economy, worth a remarkable 3,926 trillion cheques a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 395,267 cheques, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,702,120 per year while the poor average 3,557, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

Charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses, charity no longer begins at home, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, and the national arsenal is full of sound and fury signifying nothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fudgedup's national animal is the Landwhale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Fudgedup is ranked 20^th in the world and 1^st in The Graveyard for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 56,829.59 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.