The Hellhole of Fudgedup is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Jake Mao Paul with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, lack of airports, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.889 billion Fudgedupians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slumtown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fudgedupian economy, worth a remarkable 4,453 trillion cheques a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 408,956 cheques, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,830,343 per year while the poor average 3,680, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

Behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday, and a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fudgedup's national animal is the Landwhale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Fudgedup is ranked 228,522^nd in the world and 29^th in The Graveyard for Most Patriotic, with 0.14 Flags saluted per person per day.