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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4thFattest Citizens: 7th
The Hellhole of
Capitalist Paradise
It's just a prank bro!
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Fudgedup

Population12.878 billion

CapitalSlumtown
LeaderChairman Jake Mao Paul

Currencycheque
AnimalLandwhale

The Hellhole of Fudgedup is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Jake Mao Paul with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 12.878 billion Fudgedupians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slumtown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fudgedupian economy, worth a remarkable 5,570 trillion cheques a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 432,530 cheques, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,034,248 per year while the poor average 4,107, a ratio of 982 to 1.

Shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris, a full moon at night lets economists sleep tight, the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fudgedup's national animal is the Landwhale, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fudgedup is ranked 46,684th in the world and 16th in The Graveyard for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4thFattest Citizens: 7thMost Avoided: 8thLargest Gambling Industry: 11thHighest Crime Rates: 11thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11thMost Devout: 13thMost Armed: 13thMost Primitive: 22ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 33rdRudest Citizens: 44thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 45thLargest Mining Sector: 56thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 60thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 71stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 85thLargest Retail Industry: 92ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 92ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 125thMost Rebellious Youth: 135thHighest Disposable Incomes: 199thMost Corrupt Governments: 281stLargest Insurance Industry: 374thHighest Average Incomes: 686thHighest Economic Output: 2,055thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,253rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,770thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,155thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,228thNudest: 7,355thMost Stationary: 9,017thMost Influential: 12,470thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,934thTop
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Largest Black Market: 15,614thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,121stMost Pro-Market: 24,126thLargest Populations: 24,344th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, a full moon at night lets economists sleep tight.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Fudgedupian pirates.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.

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