The Hellhole of Fudgedup is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Jake Mao Paul with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 12.878 billion Fudgedupians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slumtown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fudgedupian economy, worth a remarkable 5,570 trillion cheques a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 432,530 cheques, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,034,248 per year while the poor average 4,107, a ratio of 982 to 1.

Shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris, a full moon at night lets economists sleep tight, the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fudgedup's national animal is the Landwhale, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fudgedup is ranked 46,684^th in the world and 16^th in The Graveyard for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.