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Most Ignorant Citizens: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6thFattest Citizens: 9th
The Hellhole of
Capitalist Paradise
It's just a prank bro!
Influence
Powerbroker
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
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Fudgedup

Population10.889 billion

CapitalSlumtown
LeaderChairman Jake Mao Paul

Currencycheque
AnimalLandwhale

The Hellhole of Fudgedup is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Jake Mao Paul with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, lack of airports, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.889 billion Fudgedupians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slumtown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fudgedupian economy, worth a remarkable 4,453 trillion cheques a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 408,956 cheques, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,830,343 per year while the poor average 3,680, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

Behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday, and a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fudgedup's national animal is the Landwhale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Fudgedup is ranked 228,522nd in the world and 29th in The Graveyard for Most Patriotic, with 0.14 Flags saluted per person per day.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6thFattest Citizens: 9thMost Avoided: 11thLargest Gambling Industry: 11thMost Devout: 12thHighest Crime Rates: 13thMost Armed: 15thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20thMost Primitive: 24thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 69thLargest Mining Sector: 71stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 79thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 93rdLargest Retail Industry: 116thRudest Citizens: 120thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 128thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 150thMost Rebellious Youth: 160thHighest Disposable Incomes: 223rdMost Corrupt Governments: 310thLargest Insurance Industry: 337thHighest Average Incomes: 721stMost Efficient Economies: 1,206thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,617thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,054thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,779thNudest: 6,722ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,594thMost Stationary: 10,107thTop
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Most Influential: 13,795thLargest Black Market: 14,984thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,983rdMost Pro-Market: 19,262ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,647th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, people are often woken up by rubbish music.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Fudgedupian pirates.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, the government is a law unto itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat.

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