The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.505 billion EretzIsraelians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 20,749 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 846,734 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,898,606 per year while the poor average 8,027, a ratio of 983 to 1.

It's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast, preservative-laden EretzIsraelian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium, the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points, and shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 301,113^th in the world and 11,753^rd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.22 law-abiding acts per hour.