by Max Barry

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Fattest Citizens: 2ndRudest Citizens: 3rdMost Avoided: 3rd
The Walled Cities of
Corporate Bordello
בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population27.069 billion



The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 27.069 billion EretzIsraelians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 23,966 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 885,370 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,259,069 per year while the poor average 8,393, a ratio of 984 to 1.

It's said that any enemy of democracy is a friend to Leader, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites, more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 282,496th in the world and 6,074th in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 14 years.

Fattest Citizens: 2ndRudest Citizens: 3rdMost Avoided: 3rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4thLargest Gambling Industry: 5thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7thLargest Retail Industry: 7thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 9thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16thMost Armed: 16thHighest Crime Rates: 17thMost Efficient Economies: 18thMost Secular: 26thLargest Insurance Industry: 27thHighest Average Incomes: 32ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 35thMost Scientifically Advanced: 41stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 47thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 48thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 58thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 63rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 63rdLargest Mining Sector: 74thHighest Economic Output: 79thLargest Agricultural Sector: 158thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 248thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 503rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 875thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,380thMost Pro-Market: 1,576thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,706thLargest Governments: 2,172ndMost Stationary: 2,720thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,915thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,030thLargest Populations: 6,370thSmartest Citizens: 7,359thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,529thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,860thMost Influential: 12,794thTop
Largest Black Market: 15,013thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,388th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 42nd in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 62nd in the regionMost Stationary: 66th in the regionLargest Populations: 75th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 86th in the regionLargest Governments: 99th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 145th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 154th in the regionLargest Black Market: 230th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 238th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 354th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 359th in the regionMost Politically Free: 532nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, it's said that any enemy of democracy is a friend to Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, destitute AIs lurk around online bulletin boards begging for spare שקלs.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • : EretzIsrael revoked its national leader.
  • : EretzIsrael changed its national leader to "Name removed by mods".
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, EretzIsraelian faces have never been brighter.
  • : Following new legislation in EretzIsrael, EretzIsrael Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.