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Most Corrupt Governments: 1stMost Avoided: 4thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th
The People's Republic of
Corporate Police State
None shall stop our conquest!
Influence
Power
Homeland Officer
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Cutote

Population31.094 billion

CapitalDutote
LeaderBig Money
FaithWorship of Money

CurrencyCredit
AnimalRabbit-Tev

The People's Republic of Cutote is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Money with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, aversion to nipples, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.094 billion Cutoters are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutote. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cutoter economy, worth an astonishing 29,327 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 943,177 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,835,609 per year while the poor average 8,468, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, gift baskets often contain working nukes, neighboring nations are tired of Cutote's big fish stories, and women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cutote's national animal is the Rabbit-Tev, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Money.

Cutote is ranked 303,196th in the world and 6th in Pontbridge Islands for Most Inclusive, scoring 1.99 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 1stMost Avoided: 4thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6thFattest Citizens: 7thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12thMost Efficient Economies: 17thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18thLargest Insurance Industry: 19thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20thHighest Average Incomes: 22ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25thLargest Retail Industry: 28thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 30thLargest Gambling Industry: 35thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 36thLargest Mining Sector: 40thHighest Economic Output: 42ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 44thMost Patriotic: 47thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 61stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 70thMost Ignorant Citizens: 73rdMost Armed: 76thLargest Agricultural Sector: 89thRudest Citizens: 97thLargest Governments: 227thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 337thMost Scientifically Advanced: 441stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 502ndMost Stationary: 783rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,112thLowest Crime Rates: 1,277thMost Secular: 1,436thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,797thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,120thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,430thLargest Populations: 3,857thMost Influential: 6,159thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,136thLargest Black Market: 12,215thMost Conservative: 14,845thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 24,550th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, neighboring nations are tired of Cutote's big fish stories.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, gift baskets often contain working nukes.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly.
  • : Following new legislation in Cutote, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.

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