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Rudest Citizens: 7thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8thLargest Retail Industry: 10th
The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of
Anarchy
Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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PapaDracky

Population13.974 billion

CapitalTower of Consumption
LeaderKing CREAM
FaithProfitism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalElcor

The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King CREAM with a fair hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.974 billion Drackonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Consumption. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient PapaDrackyian economy, worth a remarkable 8,538 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 611,006 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,722,912 per year while the poor average 5,497, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. PapaDracky's national animal is the Elcor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Profitism.

PapaDracky is ranked 7th in the world and 1st in Papastan for Rudest Citizens, with 2,159.82 insults per minute.

Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 7thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8thLargest Retail Industry: 10thLargest Gambling Industry: 11thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11thHighest Crime Rates: 12thFattest Citizens: 13thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15thMost Avoided: 15thMost Armed: 18thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 33rdMost Rebellious Youth: 41stHighest Disposable Incomes: 55thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 72ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 95thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 105thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 141stHighest Average Incomes: 150thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 177thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 190thMost Corrupt Governments: 193rdLargest Insurance Industry: 195thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 204thLargest Mining Sector: 226thMost Efficient Economies: 229thMost Secular: 546thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 613thHighest Economic Output: 765thLargest Information Technology Sector: 848thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,111thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,958thTop
5%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,835thMost Stationary: 8,884thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,698thNudest: 10,807thLargest Black Market: 10,834thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,069thTop
10%
Smartest Citizens: 12,098thMost Influential: 12,919thMost Pro-Market: 16,134thHighest Drug Use: 16,409thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,857thLargest Populations: 20,977thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,740th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, a chain of pubs that cater solely to children has recently been unveiled.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across PapaDracky.
  • : PapaDracky was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals.

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