Population | 17.461 billion |
Capital | Tower of Consumption |
Leader | King CREAM |
Faith | Profitism |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Elcor |
The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King CREAM with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 17.461 billion Drackonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Consumption. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient PapaDrackyian economy, worth an astonishing 11,496 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 658,384 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,166,771 per year while the poor average 5,922, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.
Politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe", the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air PapaDracky flights to avoid the pay lavatories. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. PapaDracky's national animal is the Elcor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Profitism.
PapaDracky is ranked 313,227th in the world and 2nd in Papastan for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -44.94 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.
National Happenings
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PapaDracky, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air PapaDracky flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
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PapaDracky, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
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PapaDracky, the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give.
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PapaDracky, politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe".
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PapaDracky, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
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PapaDracky, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
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PapaDracky, Elcor is one of the most popular forenames in PapaDracky.
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PapaDracky, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework.
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PapaDracky, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in.
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PapaDracky, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations.