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Rudest Citizens: 7thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12thLargest Retail Industry: 12th
The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of
Anarchy
Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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PapaDracky

Population12.528 billion

CapitalTower of Consumption
LeaderKing CREAM
FaithProfitism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalElcor

The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King CREAM with a fair hand, and remarkable for its feral children, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.528 billion Drackonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Consumption. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient PapaDrackyian economy, worth a remarkable 7,365 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 587,891 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,506,365 per year while the poor average 5,290, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

Citizens are expected to be armed at all times, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. PapaDracky's national animal is the Elcor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Profitism.

PapaDracky is ranked 240,979th in the world and 4th in Papastan for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -18.44 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Rudest Citizens: 7thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12thLargest Retail Industry: 12thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12thLargest Gambling Industry: 17thFattest Citizens: 17thHighest Crime Rates: 18thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18thMost Armed: 21stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 41stMost Avoided: 49thMost Rebellious Youth: 53rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 60thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 73rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 92ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 101stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 144thHighest Average Incomes: 159thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 191stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 196thLargest Insurance Industry: 208thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 216thMost Corrupt Governments: 222ndLargest Mining Sector: 231stMost Efficient Economies: 267thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 609thMost Secular: 730thLargest Information Technology Sector: 790thHighest Economic Output: 968thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,076thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,672ndTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,996thMost Stationary: 9,679thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,357thSmartest Citizens: 10,968thLargest Black Market: 11,752ndNudest: 11,975thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 13,321stMost Influential: 13,787thMost Pro-Market: 15,376thHighest Drug Use: 16,371stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,675thLargest Populations: 21,881st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, citizens are expected to be armed at all times.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, it is a silent spring in PapaDracky.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, people talk about things being better when men were men.

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