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Rudest Citizens: 4thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th
The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of
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Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus
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PapaDracky

Population17.461 billion

CapitalTower of Consumption
LeaderKing CREAM
FaithProfitism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalElcor

The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King CREAM with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 17.461 billion Drackonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Consumption. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient PapaDrackyian economy, worth an astonishing 11,496 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 658,384 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,166,771 per year while the poor average 5,922, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

Politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe", the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air PapaDracky flights to avoid the pay lavatories. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. PapaDracky's national animal is the Elcor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Profitism.

PapaDracky is ranked 313,227th in the world and 2nd in Papastan for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -44.94 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 4thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8thHighest Crime Rates: 10thLargest Retail Industry: 10thLargest Gambling Industry: 10thMost Armed: 11thFattest Citizens: 12thMost Avoided: 12thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 23rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26thMost Rebellious Youth: 29thHighest Drug Use: 35thHighest Disposable Incomes: 40thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 60thMost Scientifically Advanced: 90thHighest Average Incomes: 120thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 129thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 131stMost Corrupt Governments: 152ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 165thLargest Insurance Industry: 172ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 181stMost Efficient Economies: 188thLargest Mining Sector: 189thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 202ndMost Secular: 367thHighest Economic Output: 535thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 772ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 811thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,263rdMost Pro-Market: 1,566thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,087thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,654thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,106thMost Stationary: 7,505thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,016thSmartest Citizens: 10,320thMost Influential: 11,409thTop
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Largest Black Market: 16,094thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,350thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,804thLargest Populations: 18,255thLargest Governments: 23,639thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,298th

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air PapaDracky flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe".
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, Elcor is one of the most popular forenames in PapaDracky.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations.

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