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Rudest Citizens: 5thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8thLargest Retail Industry: 9th
The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of
Anarchy
Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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PapaDracky

Population15.19 billion

CapitalTower of Consumption
LeaderKing CREAM
FaithProfitism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalElcor

The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King CREAM with a fair hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.19 billion Drackonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Consumption. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient PapaDrackyian economy, worth a remarkable 9,536 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 627,838 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,880,604 per year while the poor average 5,648, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

Strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, and government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. PapaDracky's national animal is the Elcor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Profitism.

PapaDracky is ranked 271,650th in the world and 4th in Papastan for Most Beautiful Environments, with 0.52 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Top
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Rudest Citizens: 5thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8thLargest Retail Industry: 9thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11thLargest Gambling Industry: 12thHighest Crime Rates: 12thFattest Citizens: 13thMost Avoided: 13thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14thMost Armed: 15thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 28thMost Rebellious Youth: 37thHighest Disposable Incomes: 52ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 71stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 102ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 105thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 138thHighest Average Incomes: 142ndMost Corrupt Governments: 179thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 182ndLargest Insurance Industry: 188thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 194thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 196thMost Efficient Economies: 216thLargest Mining Sector: 220thMost Secular: 596thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 654thHighest Economic Output: 673rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 910thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,101stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,877thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,672ndTop
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Most Stationary: 8,303rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,007thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,545thNudest: 11,154thLargest Black Market: 12,060thMost Influential: 12,146thSmartest Citizens: 12,307thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,977thLargest Populations: 19,362ndLargest Publishing Industry: 19,706thHighest Drug Use: 20,956thMost Pro-Market: 21,573rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,968thLargest Governments: 26,667th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, things are looking up for sentient toilet bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, Tower of Consumption's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in PapaDrackyian restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas.

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