The Holy Blue Empire of Nadir Dystopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Treasurer Marrano Rajao with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.018 billion Nadir Dystopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Genova 13. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nadir Dystopian economy, worth a remarkable 6,034 trillion Gold Deudas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 430,449 Gold Deudas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,658,179 per year while the poor average 76,857, a ratio of 21.6 to 1.

Atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up, and children keel over while singing "Treasurer Marrano Rajao Gives Us the Water of Life". Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nadir Dystopia's national animal is the Monster Pepero, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dominionist Wahabism.

Nadir Dystopia is ranked 6^th in the world and 1^st in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 99.3 Obesity Rate.