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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndFattest Citizens: 2nd
The Holy Yellow CAM of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Gloom Over Dominated
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Nadir Dystopia

Population21.05 billion

CapitalMadrit
LeaderPresident Isabel Díaz Ayuso
FaithDominionist Wahabism

CurrencyGold Euro
AnimalVoxemita

The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Isabel Díaz Ayuso with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.05 billion Nadir Dystopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrit. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nadir Dystopian economy, worth an astonishing 10,417 trillion Gold Euros a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 494,902 Gold Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,646,366 per year while the poor average 20,354, a ratio of 179 to 1.

The Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, and prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nadir Dystopia's national animal is the Voxemita, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dominionist Wahabism.

Nadir Dystopia is ranked 24,491st in the world and 287th in Balder for Most Influential, scoring 1,842 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndFattest Citizens: 2ndMost Devout: 3rdMost Avoided: 3rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7thMost Primitive: 7thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12thLargest Mining Sector: 20thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 33rdMost Armed: 43rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 71stHighest Crime Rates: 71stLargest Insurance Industry: 91stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 119thHighest Disposable Incomes: 122ndMost Efficient Economies: 224thRudest Citizens: 263rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 268thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 361stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 376thHighest Average Incomes: 397thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 509thLargest Retail Industry: 536thHighest Economic Output: 584thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,431stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,529thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,056thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,389thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,935thLargest Black Market: 5,292ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,024thLargest Populations: 9,200thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 17,241stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,669thMost Influential: 24,491stMost Conservative: 26,258th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 58th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 94th in the regionLargest Governments: 97th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 106th in the regionLargest Black Market: 210th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 221st in the regionLargest Populations: 226th in the regionMost Influential: 287th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 529th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 570th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, President Isabel Díaz Ayuso can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.

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