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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st Most Devout: 4th Fattest Citizens: 6th
The Holy Blue Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Gloom Over Dominated
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Nadir Dystopia

Population14.018 billion

CapitalGenova 13
LeaderTreasurer Marrano Rajao
FaithDominionist Wahabism

CurrencyGold Deuda
AnimalMonster Pepero

The Holy Blue Empire of Nadir Dystopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Treasurer Marrano Rajao with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.018 billion Nadir Dystopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Genova 13. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nadir Dystopian economy, worth a remarkable 6,034 trillion Gold Deudas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 430,449 Gold Deudas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,658,179 per year while the poor average 76,857, a ratio of 21.6 to 1.

Atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up, and children keel over while singing "Treasurer Marrano Rajao Gives Us the Water of Life". Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nadir Dystopia's national animal is the Monster Pepero, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dominionist Wahabism.

Nadir Dystopia is ranked 6th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 99.3 Obesity Rate.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1stMost Devout: 4thFattest Citizens: 6thLargest Gambling Industry: 8thMost Primitive: 10thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12thMost Corrupt Governments: 19thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31stMost Avoided: 31stLargest Mining Sector: 43rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 68thLargest Insurance Industry: 76thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 86thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 142ndMost Armed: 173rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 182ndHighest Crime Rates: 389thRudest Citizens: 403rdHighest Average Incomes: 409thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 417thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 621stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 719thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 766thHighest Economic Output: 981stMost Efficient Economies: 1,642ndTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,121stLargest Retail Industry: 2,949thLargest Black Market: 3,076thMost Stationary: 7,156thTop
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Largest Populations: 11,043rdMost Influential: 11,666thMost Conservative: 11,993rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,782ndHighest Poor Incomes: 16,276th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 41st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 91st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 122nd in the regionMost Stationary: 126th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 135th in the regionLargest Black Market: 181st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 287th in the regionLargest Populations: 346th in the regionMost Conservative: 373rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 409th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, children keel over while singing "Treasurer Marrano Rajao Gives Us the Water of Life".
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, an eye for an eye leaves Nadir Dystopia blind.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, the government is lending a hand to private industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, the most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, chests full of green leaves dumped into the harbor have many murmuring against the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Nadir Dystopia will pay them to stop.

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