Population | 17.324 billion |
Capital | Testing Zone 1 |
Leader | Dee |
Faith | Entropism |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Cockroach |
The Reaper of Lord Dominator is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dee with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.324 billion Deedas are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Testing Zone 1. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Deeda economy, worth an astonishing 10,128 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 584,647 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,475,710 per year while the poor average 5,264, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.
Exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true, a popular artist is claiming that a raw steak with a dog turd on it is a portrait of Dee, and tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lord Dominator's national animal is the Cockroach, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Entropism.
Lord Dominator is ranked 338th in the world and 4th in Forest for Most Patriotic, with 155.38 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lord Dominator lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Lord Dominator, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets.
- : Following new legislation in Lord Dominator, a popular artist is claiming that a raw steak with a dog turd on it is a portrait of Dee.
- : Following new legislation in Lord Dominator, descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true.
- : Following new legislation in Lord Dominator, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
- : Following new legislation in Lord Dominator, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
- : Following new legislation in Lord Dominator, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
- : Following new legislation in Lord Dominator, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
- : Following new legislation in Lord Dominator, the teaching of evolution has been banned.
- : Following new legislation in Lord Dominator, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing".