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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 31stFattest Citizens: 35thLargest Retail Industry: 53rd
The Burning Trash Fire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Fire Solves All Things
Influence
Squire
Community Branch
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Lord Dominator

Population6.9 billion

CapitalTesting Zone 1
LeaderDee
FaithEntropism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCockroach

The Burning Trash Fire of Lord Dominator is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dee with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.9 billion Deedas are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Testing Zone 1. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Deeda economy, worth a remarkable 2,893 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 419,317 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,908,895 per year while the poor average 4,009, a ratio of 975 to 1.

New urban roads are threatening city parks, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in, and millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Testing Zone 1 with effluent. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lord Dominator's national animal is the Cockroach, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Entropism.

Lord Dominator is ranked 19,088th in the world and 65th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 819.06021885668 Days.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 31stFattest Citizens: 35thLargest Retail Industry: 53rdLargest Gambling Industry: 60thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 85thMost Armed: 90thMost Avoided: 96thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 96thMost Corrupt Governments: 97thMost Ignorant Citizens: 113thHighest Crime Rates: 123rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 153rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 161stHighest Disposable Incomes: 197thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 217thRudest Citizens: 309thMost Devout: 313thMost Efficient Economies: 324thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 351stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 432ndLargest Insurance Industry: 442ndHighest Average Incomes: 565thLargest Mining Sector: 602ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 835thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 885thMost Valuable International Artwork: 983rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,109thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,250thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,339thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,462ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,789thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,756thLargest Governments: 3,822ndHighest Economic Output: 4,094thMost Influential: 4,849thNudest: 5,491stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,848thTop
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Largest Black Market: 12,829th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 18th in the regionNudest: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21st in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 30th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 42nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lord Dominator lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Lord Dominator, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Testing Zone 1 with effluent.
  • : Following new legislation in Lord Dominator, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in.
  • : Following new legislation in Lord Dominator, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne.
  • : Following new legislation in Lord Dominator, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • : Lord Dominator was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Lord Dominator, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • : Following new legislation in Lord Dominator, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Following new legislation in Lord Dominator, survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Lord Dominator, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality.

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