The Burning Trash Fire of Lord Dominator is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dee with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, infamous sell-swords, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.718 billion Deedas are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Testing Zone 1. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Deeda economy, worth a remarkable 4,523 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 465,429 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,345,599 per year while the poor average 4,362, a ratio of 996 to 1.

The hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh, Deeda watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, the current TV ratings hit is "Keeping Up With The Deedas", and families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lord Dominator's national animal is the Cockroach, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Entropism.

Lord Dominator is ranked 84,823^rd in the world and 245^th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 235.83857822988 Days.