The Republic of Trinity Unity is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sovereign with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.869 billion Trinity Unityians, 4.633 billion of whom are zombies, are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesopotamia. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Trinity Unityian economy, worth a remarkable 2,864 trillion gold coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 173,371 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Fair play is a sportsbook refusing to pay what it owes, smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Trinity Unityian Colonial Thesaurus, and the dearly departed are remembered with a good meal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trinity Unity's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Melchizedek Order.

Trinity Unity is ranked 132,808^th in the world and 15^th in Ancient for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 129.13 on the Clooney Contribution Index.