The Königreich of The Ruby Ranch Republic is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by König Aristotle Wilhelm with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, disturbing lack of elderly people, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.155 billion Ruby Ranchians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Löwen Brüllen. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ruby Ranch Republician economy, worth a remarkable 1,296 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 210,622 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Max Barry is this year's Miss The Ruby Ranch Republic, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ruby Ranch Republic's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism.

The Ruby Ranch Republic is ranked 26,794^th in the world and 13^th in Azure Watester Federation for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,464.29 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.