Population | 5.312 billion |
Capital | The Basement |
Leader | Mr Mental |
Faith | Drunkenism |
Currency | Mone |
Animal | Monke |
The Sussy State of Department of WA Affairs is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Mr Mental with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 5.312 billion Sussies are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Healthcare, with Welfare, Spirituality, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Basement. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but sluggish Sussy economy, worth 179 trillion Mones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 33,865 Mones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
All government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of The Basement, Harry Potter books are banned, Mr Mental has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and Mr Mental is the self-declared God of all Department of WA Affairs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Department of WA Affairs's national animal is the Monke, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drunkenism.
Department of WA Affairs is ranked 189,811th in the world and 227th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Stationary, with 62.33234205172 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Department of WA Affairs was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Department of WA Affairs was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Department of WA Affairs's influence in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators rose from "Nipper" to "Vassal".
- : Department of WA Affairs relocated from Osiris to Confederation of Corrupt Dictators.
- : Department of WA Affairs was refounded in Osiris.
- : Department of WA Affairs ceased to exist in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators.
- : Department of WA Affairs was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Sherman Mannor.
- : Department of WA Affairs was endorsed by The Domain of Richard Nixonopolis.
- : Department of WA Affairs was endorsed by The United Federation of Merconia.
- : Department of WA Affairs was endorsed by The Reich of the People of Thorstonia.