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Most Subsidized Industry: 422nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,766th Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,867th
The Grand Socialist States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Eisen Schärft Eisen
King Jangus Roundstone
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Blutiges Imperium

Population1.49 billion

CapitalThe Grand Blutigian Sanctum
LeaderKing Jangus Roundstone
FaithThe Worshippers of Roundstone

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalBlutadler

The Grand Socialist States of Blutiges Imperium is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Jangus Roundstone with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.49 billion Blutigians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grand Blutigian Sanctum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Blutiges Imperiumian economy, worth 243 trillion Bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 163,313 Bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 748,334 per year while the poor average 21,666, a ratio of 34.5 to 1.

A citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, polygamy is legal, organ donation is compulsory, and government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blutiges Imperium's national animal is the Blutadler, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Worshippers of Roundstone.

Blutiges Imperium is ranked 30,569th in the world and 164th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Cultured, scoring 74 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 422ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,766thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,867thMost Avoided: 2,035thFattest Citizens: 2,303rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,351stLargest Mining Sector: 2,714thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,822ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,900thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,039thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,373rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,378thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,456thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,921stMost Influential: 4,006thLargest Black Market: 4,157thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,346thLargest Retail Industry: 4,631stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,388thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 10,114thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,775thMost Efficient Economies: 11,479thMost Armed: 13,275thRudest Citizens: 15,849thMost Secular: 15,966th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 24th in the regionFattest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Avoided: 28th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 32nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 39th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 41st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 47th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 49th in the regionNudest: 51st in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 53rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 55th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 63rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 64th in the regionLargest Black Market: 68th in the region

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