The Dominion of Network Admin is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 5.831 billion Network Adminians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 11.0%.

The strong Network Adminian economy, worth 349 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 59,907 Sauces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending recently hit a new high, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Network Admin's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Network Admin is ranked 143,190^th in the world and 18^th in J o Jian Military Network for Healthiest Citizens, with 1 bananas ingested per day.