The Dominion of Network Admin is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 3.828 billion Network Administrators, 3.643 billion of whom are zombies, are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charleston. The average income tax rate is 11.0%.

The strong Network Adminian economy, worth 885 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 59,907 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, and Network Admin has designated Charleston as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Network Admin's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Network Admin is ranked 193,853^rd in the world and 3^rd in J o Jian Military Network for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 86.55 on the Clooney Contribution Index.