by Max Barry

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WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Dominion of Network Admin

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 429th
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Welcome to the J o Jian Military Network!

This region serves as the personal puppet storage and military headquarters for J o J. This region is the showcase of all the evil J o J has eradicated, because the state will never back down. The state will always stand for what is right, and be the ultimate bane of all evil.

"All in a Day's Work!"

"An unstoppable force for which there is no immovable object."

Total regions captured to date: 315 (300 currently controlled, 6 given away, 1 lost, 8 deleted by mods.)
Hostiles and Troublemakers ejected from friendly territory: 89
LinkAnthem/Theme Song of the State Military

Embassies: J o J, Black Lives Matter, Psomewhere, Anti J o J Coalition, New Reich of Bunicken, Inter Regional Chat, Nationstates Today, Traveling Wilburys, The Interregional Axis, Regional Treaty Alliance, Trieltics, UwO, OuO, VwV, OwO, UwU, and 285 others.3 Guys, Ass, Goddess Elena Temnikovas Empire, Greater German Imperial Confederation, Communist Alliance, Imperial Earth, Provinces of Barcelonica, VwV 2, J o J Pride Month, Komintern, Ceskian 1st Reich, Ceskian 3rd Reich, Appalachia, The Aurora Borderlands, Free States of America, Socialist States of America, The Followers of The Great Steve, The immense region of Fuf Juj, KGE Communism, Ceskian Federation, Alliance of Communist Republics, Asian Union, The Communist Utopian League, The United Study Group, United Nationalist Navy, FreeCommunism, Jacksons Lighthouse, New Femdom Empire, Candy, The United Kingdom of Breutchesland, Nicobar Islands, Benelux, Anti Comintern, Umbara, The Socialist Anarchist Society, Straight White Male Alliance, The Straight White Male Alliance, The United Fascist League, Raxus Triari, Gay Union, The Peoples Army, The Second Entente, Reichskommissariat, Mission Crabs, The Eternal Sauce Republic, The Adriatic Alliance, The Empire of Greater Austria, The Greater Women Empire, Femdom Empire of Jadny, Invicta Unione, The Constitution of the SSS, Union of Strasserite States, Confederation of Honest Democrats, Cofedewaytion Of Cowwupt Dictaytows, Terralia, FemWorld, Kataen, Al Riyadh, Free Army Patriots League, Fortnite, UCR Puppet Storage, Asexual, Unity Pakt, Coronavirus, The Bastion of Slavery, Soviet Socialists, Der Deutsche Kaiserreich, Neofascist Movement, Workers United Front, Femdom Army of The Greater Women Empire, Stalinist Russia, Deruuu Alliance, United Assembly of Fascist Workers, World Health Organization, The Glorious Eternal Reich, Gay Pride Month, Brothers Community, The Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone, CHAZ, Capitol Hill Organized Protest, CHOP, Capitol Hill Occupied Protest, Liberators, Premierity, United Federation of Dictatorships, Freedom is Overrated, The Confederation of the Furs, Strasserism, The Balestrian Church, The Dark Sisterhood, Goddess, CSSR, Matriarch Peninsula, The Old Zealand Founding Fathers, Spanish State, Femmetopia, All Male Italian Empire, Radical Feminism, Libertarian Socialist Union, Womania Queendom, Dem Boiz, United Transgender Womens Region, The Greater Austrian Reich, Female Led Empire, The Royal Alliance III, Shivering Flame, United Feminist Imperium, Cooch Kingdom, Meta Beta, Afghan Plains, Calculus, World Safe Haven, Terraria, Womenempire, CELAC, The USSF, United Soviet Socialist Fleet, International Communist Alliance, Bunicken Raxulan Reich, The Anti Raiders Alliance, Anti Moderator Alliance, Spy, GroBdeutschland Reich America, Occupied Eastern Europe, The Foundationalist Party, Microsoft, Stuff, Underground Society, Olympic Games, The European Imperium, Netflix, Neues Deutschland, The NationStates Senate, Nomad Gas Station, Antaras, The Dogetopian Network, Dream Land, The Dominion of Canada, Comunidad latinoamericana, Sierra Nevada, Reichskommissariat Kaukasus, Reichskommissariat Urals, Reichskommissariat Turkestan, Feminist Alliance, White Lives Matter, All Lives Matter, Mid Atlantic Quarantine, Greater East Asian Co Prosperity Sphere, JusticeForJohnnyDepp, Justice For Johnny Depp, N word Pact, Fascist Federation, Environmentalist Union, The Obsidian Order, The Feminist Alliance, Body Shaming, The Arab Republic of Egypt, Unite Against Fascism, Dark Sisterhood, Stalinist International, Fascist Resistance, Pole, The White Resistance, Turkmen SSR, The Alternative Left, Uzbek SSR, Kazakh SSR, The Free City of Danzig, United Peoples Front For Socialism, Christian Nationalist Party, Sigimariz, Catholic Royal Alliance, CoFFN, National Progressive Alliance, The Crusades, Fascist Korea, Instagram, Gamers, Flat Earth, Hitlertopia, Arnhem, The Arsenal, Anti Racist Action, Kol Korran, New Mordkan Republic, MUTO, The Left Wing Party of Yellow Empire, Renegade City, The Imperial Lands, The Center Party of Yellow Empire, The Libertarian Federation, Black History Month, BHM, The Nelois Confederacy, Spaghetti, Wonsan, The Blanket Fort, LAN Puppet Storage, Eastern North American Imperial Fascists, Warzone PacificCon, Abyssinia, Region Against J O J, The American Flag, Northwest Arctic, Genuan Salt Mines, Callistese Royal Defense Force, Wehnland, Petropolis Pact, ANA, This Region Will Be Raid By J O J, USF Headquarters, Wuhan, Kenna, Ripley, Zaragoza, Yucatan, Sikkim, Ebay, Order of the Black Eagle, Res Novae, USSDD, United Soviet Socialist Dictatorship, New Soviet Union, Kattreg, The Anti Fascist Protection Unit, The Imperial Union, Eastern Communist Front, Polish Imperial Army, Austrian Protection Agency, The Look Away, Fairy Hunter Alliance, Invasion, Communist India, Christian Alliance, Order of Catholic Regions, United Soviet Socialist Republics, Quebecshire, Pride Month, KGB, The Free American Empire, The American Empire, Southern Army, Fort Desolous, Greater German Empire, KOREAREICH, American Third Position, Pro Choice, Iroquois Confederacy, Congo Free State, Hammer and Sickle, Lustrous, Communist Party of Loush, Revolutionaries, The Kaiserliche Marine, Social Conservative Axis, The Gaztin Pact, Atlas Federation, PRUTHREICH, The Church of Satan, Fort Emerisia, The Red Wolf Alliance, Alsace Lorraine, Mittelafrika, Assembly of Regions, Transjordan, The Berkshires, Dominion of New England, Kongo, The Ozarks, South Florida, SECO, Western Libya, Barbary Coast, Plymouth Colony, Council of Islamic States, ALPSIANREICH, INDONESIAREICH, Carribean League, Magyar, CROATIAREICH, Fort Palractus, Region Against the West Pacific, The Greater Germanian Reich, Black Guards, and Elon Musk.

Tags: Medium, Password, and Puppet Storage.

J o Jian Military Network contains 40 nations, the 429th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Efficient Economies in J o Jian Military Network

Nations ranked highly are the most ruthlessly efficient at translating raw resources, including people, into economic output.

As a region, J o Jian Military Network is ranked 10,258th in the world for Most Efficient Economies.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of RivainiaIron Fist Consumerists“Might Makes Right”
2.The Armed Republic of 379th Mechanized Infantry DivisionCapitalist Paradise“The Bulldogs!”
3.The Armed Republic of 132nd Air WingCapitalist Paradise“The Fighting Falcons!”
4.The Armed Republic of 66th Heavy Tank DivisionCapitalist Paradise“The Charging Rhinos!”
5.The Armed Republic of 8th JSP DivisionFather Knows Best State“The Midnight Hunters!”
6.The Empire of J o Jian Defense Squad A9Father Knows Best State“Unity through Nationality”
7.The Empire of J o Jian Defense Squad C6Father Knows Best State“Unity through Nationality”
8.The Empire of J o Jian Defense Squad A8Compulsory Consumerist State“Unity through Nationality”
9.The Republic of 428th Artillery CompanyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The Raptors!”
10.The Empire of The Greater Spanish StateFather Knows Best State“Unity through Nationality.”

Regional Happenings


J o Jian Military Network Regional Message Board

NOTICE: The Realm of Antifeminism was controlled by New Reich of Bunicken who had not yet refounded the region or cancelled its embassy with this region.

The Enclave Region of the USSD was returned to Gh0sty today because they asked nicely. (And explained that it was a democratic region)

3 regions have just been deleted by mods in their massive campaign against Nazis and related evil doers, and they cannot be refounded as the new rule that prohibits the use of the term “nazi” and “reich” prevents it. They are Nazi Alliance, Neo Nazi Group, and Nazi Dictatorships.

The region The Gaztin Pact was returned to the original owner on 9/8/21, who subsequently failed a refound on the following update and it was then captured by hostile forces.

THEREFORE, due to the lack of ability by nearly all past parties who have been voluntarily returned regions to hold said regions and securely refound them, NO REGIONS WILL BE RETURNED IN THE FUTURE. Despite not having lost them myself, it is a shame to see others lose them to the very enemies I was protecting them against.

The Gaza Strip has been gifted to the generous Muslims Political Council of Evagia in exchange for The Gaztin Pact.

Funnily enough, this is the first time my main nation has ever set foot here! This will be a safe spot to weather the storm in I believe.

The following regions have been deleted by mods and met their ultimate end as of 12/24/21. (Does not include regions deleted in the original purge earlier in the year.)

- The union of the greater axis powers (See here for the story on that one:
- The reichskommissariat ostland
- Das grossdeutsche reich
- Golden Reich

I lurk in the shadows, watching from behind the scenes, persisting for eternity. You'll never get your region back. If you made the error of crossing me and losing something to me, you'll live with your mistake forever. Long Live J o J.

New Reich of Bunicken's autonomy has been ceded back to the Bunicken state, but this founder shall remain to prevent further CTEs and to keep the region out of the hands of ne'er-do-wellers. (The only stipulation is that the embassy with this region remains in place.)

Here's to 300 regions conquered and occupied by the state!

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