by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Osiris

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Osiris is ranked 12,393rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The United States of Brenner IslandiaCorporate Bordello“Have You Met Tom”
2.The Commonwealth of CyleiaAnarchy“Strength through Unity”
3.The Corporate Divisions of Obvious Extra VoteCorporate Police State“Mmm, yummy..”
4.The Republic of ChavanteAnarchy“A free nation is a country in increasing ascent.”
5.The Federation of RadiatiaCapitalist Paradise“Individualism and Efficiency”
6.The Free Islands of The Coarsal PiratesAnarchy“Give me freedom or I'll give you death”
7.The Multiversal Empire of PetzConfederationCorporate Police State“Loyalty leads to Glory !”
8.The Rogue Nation of Bad optionPsychotic Dictatorship“If i have to choose i will get it wrong”
9.The Imperial Federation of GhearmainMoralistic Democracy“Gott und mein Recht”
10.The Holy Empire of DonttreadonmeistanCompulsory Consumerist State“Don't tread on me”
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