by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Osiris

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Osiris is ranked 11,162nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Commonwealth of CyleiaAnarchy“Strength through Unity”
2.The Kingdom of KracteroCompulsory Consumerist State“A lion does not flinch at laughter coming from a hyena.”
3.The Holy Flemingovian Empire of Virginian InquisitorsCorporate Police State“Hail Flemingovia and his benevolent loins”
4.The Imperial Federation of GhearmainRight-wing Utopia“Gott und mein Recht”
5.The Free Islands of The Coarsal PiratesAnarchy“Crime is our business and business is booming”
6.The Interstellar Wastelands of Omicron AlphaAnarchy“Once you have their money, you never give it back”
7.The Stardew Valley Rainbow of TrashsylvaniaCapitalizt“You can't have a rainbow without a little rain :-)”
8.The United States of Tea Party USA 2Capitalist Paradise“Limited Government and Low Taxes”
9.The Extremely Dangerous Land of Deathtrap IslandCapitalizt“You will regret this for the rest of your life.”
10.The Red Panda Clan of SyvaniAnarchy“Force of Togetherness”
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