The Democratic Republic of Spinazieland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Simon with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.915 billion Spinazielandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoofdegem. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spinazielandic economy, worth a remarkable 2,851 trillion spinazies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,333 spinazies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, and farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spinazieland's national animal is the cuckoo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Spinazieland is ranked 239,563^rd in the world and 8,060^th in Osiris for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 25.91 Whatever.