by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Most Cheerful Citizens: 994thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,320thBest Weather: 1,544th
The Democratic Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Everyone for Spinach, Spinach for everyone!
President Simon
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population20.915 billion

LeaderPresident Simon


The Democratic Republic of Spinazieland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Simon with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.915 billion Spinazielandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoofdegem. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spinazielandic economy, worth a remarkable 2,851 trillion spinazies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,333 spinazies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, and farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spinazieland's national animal is the cuckoo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Spinazieland is ranked 239,563rd in the world and 8,060th in Osiris for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 25.91 Whatever.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 994thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,320thBest Weather: 1,544thMost Pacifist: 2,001stNicest Citizens: 2,225thHealthiest Citizens: 2,406thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,830thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,919thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,924thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,062ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,120thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,203rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,223rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,483rdMost Developed: 3,594thSmartest Citizens: 4,583rdHighest Economic Output: 5,165thMost Stationary: 5,213thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,495thMost Influential: 5,589thMost Cultured: 5,770thLargest Populations: 6,659thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,332ndHighest Poor Incomes: 9,603rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,902ndLargest Governments: 10,910thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,447thLowest Crime Rates: 11,612thTop
Safest: 12,400thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,524thMost Efficient Economies: 13,342ndMost Inclusive: 13,873rdLargest Welfare Programs: 14,789thHighest Average Incomes: 17,758thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,943rdMost Secular: 19,943rdMost Subsidized Industry: 20,102nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 37th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Influential: 44th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 50th in the regionBest Weather: 58th in the regionMost Stationary: 63rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 69th in the regionNicest Citizens: 79th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 98th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 116th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 118th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 118th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 120th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 131st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 142nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 144th in the regionMost Developed: 154th in the regionLargest Populations: 166th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 191st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 203rd in the regionMost Cultured: 266th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 432nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 458th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 584th in the regionLargest Governments: 596th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 608th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 624th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 639th in the regionSafest: 651st in the regionMost Inclusive: 737th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 790th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 825th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts