The Republic of Alcrestia Liakar is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kalis de Accora with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.848 billion Alcrestians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sol de Liakar. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alcrestian economy, worth a remarkable 1,220 trillion akories a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 178,246 akories, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Alcrestian Desert, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, and they say that Alcrestians made a dessert and called it peace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alcrestia Liakar's national animal is the sun wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alcrestia Liakar is ranked 226,259^th in the world and 6,878^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -536.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.