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Most Cheerful Citizens: 24thHealthiest Citizens: 69thLongest Average Lifespans: 130th
The Heavily-Legged Strongmen of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Peace Through Superior Firepower!
Snorlax
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Good

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ElJefe

Population35.944 billion

CapitalSnorlaxia
LeaderSnorlax

CurrencyDong
AnimalDao

The Heavily-Legged Strongmen of ElJefe is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Snorlax with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 35.944 billion Jefes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snorlaxia. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The ElJefean economy, worth a remarkable 8,279 trillion Dongs a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 230,353 Dongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, and parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ElJefe's national animal is the Dao, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ElJefe is ranked 178,894th in the world and 6,058th in Osiris for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.39 Missed References Per Hour.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 24thHealthiest Citizens: 69thLongest Average Lifespans: 130thMost Cultured: 216thSmartest Citizens: 295thLargest Agricultural Sector: 327thLargest Populations: 470thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 541stHighest Economic Output: 581stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,422ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,442ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,543rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,623rdTop
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Rudest Citizens: 1,852ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,989thLargest Governments: 2,324thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,126thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,210thSafest: 3,264thLargest Mining Sector: 3,829thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,042ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,189thBest Weather: 4,616thMost Influential: 4,640thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,648thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,593rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,980thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,166thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,588thMost Stationary: 11,269thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,590thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,700thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,079thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,002ndMost Corrupt Governments: 15,066thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,100thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,447thMost Devout: 17,314th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 36th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 47th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 49th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 51st in the regionMost Influential: 57th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 68th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 71st in the regionRudest Citizens: 79th in the regionLargest Governments: 90th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 124th in the regionMost Stationary: 137th in the regionSafest: 168th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 172nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 173rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 177th in the regionBest Weather: 217th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 219th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 251st in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 387th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 435th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 492nd in the region

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