The Heavily-Legged Strongmen of ElJefe is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Snorlax with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 38.761 billion Jefes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snorlaxia. The average income tax rate is 91.2%.

The thriving ElJefean economy, worth an astonishing 11,117 trillion Dong a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 286,810 Dong, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

All Jefes live like kings, Jefes submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ElJefe's national animal is the Dao, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ElJefe is ranked 12,745^th in the world and 643^rd in Osiris for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 6,724.79 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.