The Heavily-Legged Strongmen of ElJefe is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Snorlax with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 37.212 billion Jefes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snorlaxia. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong ElJefean economy, worth a remarkable 9,483 trillion Dongs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 254,841 Dongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody knows why the caged Dao sings, several inches are being added to first class seating, Snorlax's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ElJefe's national animal is the Dao, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ElJefe is ranked 268^th in the world and 6^th in Osiris for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 22,234.51 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.