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Most Cheerful Citizens: 28thHealthiest Citizens: 73rdLongest Average Lifespans: 134th
The Heavily-Legged Strongmen of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Peace Through Superior Firepower!
Snorlax
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Average

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ElJefe

Population37.212 billion

CapitalSnorlaxia
LeaderSnorlax

CurrencyDong
AnimalDao

The Heavily-Legged Strongmen of ElJefe is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Snorlax with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 37.212 billion Jefes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snorlaxia. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong ElJefean economy, worth a remarkable 9,483 trillion Dongs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 254,841 Dongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody knows why the caged Dao sings, several inches are being added to first class seating, Snorlax's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ElJefe's national animal is the Dao, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ElJefe is ranked 268th in the world and 6th in Osiris for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 22,234.51 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 28thHealthiest Citizens: 73rdLongest Average Lifespans: 134thMost Cultured: 235thLargest Agricultural Sector: 268thSmartest Citizens: 319thLargest Populations: 467thHighest Economic Output: 504thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 547thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,249thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,261stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,336thLowest Crime Rates: 1,480thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,786thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,048thLargest Governments: 2,221stTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,314thHighest Average Incomes: 3,205thSafest: 3,214thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,253rdBest Weather: 4,001stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,027thLargest Mining Sector: 4,196thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,632ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,695thMost Influential: 5,787thMost Devout: 5,858thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,863rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,154thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,577thMost Stationary: 10,419thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,510thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,834thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,813thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,929thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,246thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,998thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,929thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,659thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,752ndMost Beautiful Environments: 20,672nd
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 36th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 37th in the regionMost Influential: 47th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 51st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 55th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 56th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 68th in the regionLargest Governments: 85th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Stationary: 119th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 123rd in the regionBest Weather: 165th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 173rd in the regionSafest: 174th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 184th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 200th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 234th in the regionMost Devout: 320th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 439th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 464th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 483rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 652nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 655th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 677th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 710th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 762nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 789th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ElJefe was endorsed by The Allied States of Yagonia.
  • : ElJefe endorsed The Allied States of Yagonia.
  • : Following new legislation in ElJefe, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in ElJefe, Snorlax's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in ElJefe, several inches are being added to first class seating.
  • : Following new legislation in ElJefe, nobody knows why the caged Dao sings.
  • : ElJefe was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : ElJefe was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : ElJefe was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Wasimotopia.
  • : ElJefe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.

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