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Safest: 647th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,573rd Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,625th
The Glorious People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Defend the name of Stalin, comrades!
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The Glorious People's Republic of The Stalinist Union is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Communist Party with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.668 billion Comrades are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The enormous but inefficient Stalinist economy, worth a remarkable 1,763 trillion roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 94,465 roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Stalinist Union's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is atheism.

The Stalinist Union is ranked 11,765th in the world and 19th in North Korea for Healthiest Citizens, with 12.07 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Safest: 647thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,573rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,625thLargest Governments: 1,898thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,758thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,876thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,162ndLargest Populations: 4,215thHighest Economic Output: 5,196thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,802ndTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 7,935thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,285thSmartest Citizens: 9,706thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,942ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,765thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,588thHighest Drug Use: 13,054thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,125thMost Income Equality: 14,281stMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,354th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the region

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