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Safest: 647th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,563rd Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,667th
The Glorious People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Defend the name of Stalin, comrades!
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The Glorious People's Republic of The Stalinist Union is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Communist Party with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.151 billion Comrades are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The enormous but inefficient Stalinist economy, worth a remarkable 1,714 trillion roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 94,465 roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Stalinist Union's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is atheism.

The Stalinist Union is ranked 170,249th in the world and 44th in North Korea for Most Avoided, scoring 0.5 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Safest: 647thLowest Crime Rates: 1,563rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,667thTop
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Largest Governments: 1,901stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,921stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,968thLargest Populations: 4,537thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,820thHighest Economic Output: 5,263rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,287thLargest Mining Sector: 8,550thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,290thSmartest Citizens: 9,576thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,027thHealthiest Citizens: 12,183rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,105thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,761stMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,613thHighest Drug Use: 15,119thMost Income Equality: 16,710thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,846thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,426th
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Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Average: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the region

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