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Safest: 663rd Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,624th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,628th
The Glorious People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Defend the name of Stalin, comrades!
Armed Citizen of NK
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The Stalinist Union

Population19.796 billion

LeaderThe Communist Party


The Glorious People's Republic of The Stalinist Union is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Communist Party with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 19.796 billion Comrades are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The enormous but inefficient Stalinist economy, worth a remarkable 1,870 trillion roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 94,465 roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Stalinist Union's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is atheism.

The Stalinist Union is ranked 15,120th in the world and 13th in North Korea for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 239.85 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Safest: 663rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,624thLowest Crime Rates: 1,628thTop
Largest Governments: 1,913thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,777thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,917thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,823rdLargest Populations: 4,018thHighest Economic Output: 5,322ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,216thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 8,807thHighest Drug Use: 8,849thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,025thSmartest Citizens: 10,527thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,755thHealthiest Citizens: 12,379thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,715thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,654thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,120thMost Income Equality: 15,479th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Safest: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Average: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the region

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