Safest: 635th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,545th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,693rd
The Glorious People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Defend the name of Stalin, comrades!
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The Glorious People's Republic of The Stalinist Union is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Communist Party with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 17.592 billion Comrades are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The enormous but inefficient Stalinist economy, worth a remarkable 1,661 trillion roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 94,465 roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Stalinist Union's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is atheism.

The Stalinist Union is ranked 30,573rd in the world and 17th in North Korea for Most Stationary, with 308.39790679188 Days.

Safest: 635thLowest Crime Rates: 1,545thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,693rdLargest Governments: 1,894thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,822ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,915thLargest Populations: 4,750thHighest Economic Output: 5,215thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,361stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,299thLargest Mining Sector: 7,879thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,734thSmartest Citizens: 8,963rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,501stHealthiest Citizens: 11,614thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,450thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,273rdHighest Drug Use: 13,574thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,704thMost Income Equality: 15,177th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the region

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