The Glorious People's Republic of The Stalinist Union is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Communist Party with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.668 billion Comrades are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The enormous but inefficient Stalinist economy, worth a remarkable 1,763 trillion roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 94,465 roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Stalinist Union's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is atheism.

The Stalinist Union is ranked 11,765^th in the world and 19^th in North Korea for Healthiest Citizens, with 12.07 Bananas Ingested Per Day.