The Republic of Martenyika is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Maxime Zubele with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 15.595 billion Martenyikans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kessa. The average income tax rate is 63.3%.

The powerhouse Martenyikan economy, worth 780 trillion Kejs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 50,021 Kejs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Every street in the nation contains at least three law firms, male celebrity chefs are laughed at for their lack of manliness, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, and the police double as repo men. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Martenyika's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Martenyika is ranked 320,768^th in the world and 143^rd in The Western Isles for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -10.66 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.