The Satanic Worshippers of Junkyland is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Ozzy Osbourne with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.68 billion Junkies, 9.212 billion of whom are zombies, hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OZZfest. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Junk economy, worth a remarkable 6,558 trillion nibs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 175,566 nibs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, Ozzy Osbourne's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime is totally unknown. Junkyland's national animal is the vampire bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ozzism.

Junkyland is ranked 12,976^th in the world and 10^th in Ozzy for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,518.57 on the Clooney Contribution Index.