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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 256th Largest Publishing Industry: 776th Most Rebellious Youth: 795th
The Satanic Worshippers of
Civil Rights Lovefest
The Ozzman Cometh!
Ozzy Osbourne
Influence
Power
Founder / The Awesome One
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Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Junkyland

Population21.996 billion

CapitalOZZfest
LeaderOzzy Osbourne
FaithOzzism

Currencynib
Animalvampire bat

The Satanic Worshippers of Junkyland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ozzy Osbourne with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 21.996 billion Junkies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OZZfest. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Junk economy, worth a remarkable 3,928 trillion nibs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 178,623 nibs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence, a revolving door was recently installed at the entrance of the Junk Capitol Building, the nation is regarded as a paragon of democracy, and collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise. Crime is totally unknown. Junkyland's national animal is the vampire bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ozzism.

Junkyland is ranked 3,747th in the world and 1st in Ozzy for Most Influential, scoring 15,873 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 256thLargest Publishing Industry: 776thMost Rebellious Youth: 795thMost Stationary: 929thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,599thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,666thHighest Economic Output: 2,209thFattest Citizens: 2,349thMost Cultured: 2,564thHighest Drug Use: 2,714thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,796thMost Developed: 2,884thSmartest Citizens: 3,211thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,325thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,519thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,584thMost Influential: 3,747thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,127thLargest Populations: 4,233rdLargest Welfare Programs: 5,878thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,900thMost Politically Free: 6,558thNicest Citizens: 6,846thNudest: 6,897thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,364thLargest Governments: 7,492ndTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 7,915thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,934thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,154thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,723rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,320thSafest: 12,151stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,505thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,711thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,225thMost Efficient Economies: 15,635th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Junkyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Junkyland proposed constructing embassies between Ozzy and Regional Treaty Alliance.
  • : Junkyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Koem Kab".
  • : Junkyland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Junkyland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Junkyland lodged a message on the Ozzy Regional Message Board.
  • : Junkyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Junkyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Junkyland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Junkyland lodged a message on the Ozzy Regional Message Board.

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