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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 349thLargest Publishing Industry: 781stMost Rebellious Youth: 835th
The Satanic Worshippers of
Civil Rights Lovefest
The Ozzman Cometh!
Ozzy Osbourne
Influence
Powerbroker
Founder / The Awesome One
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Junkyland

Population28.276 billion

CapitalOZZfest
LeaderOzzy Osbourne
FaithOzzism

Currencynib
Animalvampire bat

The Satanic Worshippers of Junkyland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ozzy Osbourne with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 28.276 billion Junkies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OZZfest. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Junk economy, worth a remarkable 4,906 trillion nibs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 173,539 nibs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, Ozzy Osbourne's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime is totally unknown. Junkyland's national animal is the vampire bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ozzism.

Junkyland is ranked 14,869th in the world and 3rd in Ozzy for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 7,893.76 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 349thLargest Publishing Industry: 781stMost Rebellious Youth: 835thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,785thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,166thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,679thHighest Economic Output: 2,682ndFattest Citizens: 3,085thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,087thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,144thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,203rdSmartest Citizens: 3,548thLargest Populations: 3,798thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,246thMost Influential: 4,988thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,208thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,241stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,988thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,195thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,396thMost Developed: 7,597thLargest Governments: 7,648thHighest Food Quality: 7,958thNicest Citizens: 8,590thMost Armed: 9,125thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,302ndSafest: 10,831stNudest: 10,883rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,925thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,872ndTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 14,869thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,665thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,857thBest Weather: 19,037thMost Efficient Economies: 20,029thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,503rdMost Inclusive: 23,142ndHighest Drug Use: 24,148thLowest Crime Rates: 24,275thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,131stMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,137th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Junkyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Junkyland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Junkyland lodged a message on the Ozzy Regional Message Board.
  • : Junkyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Historical Founderless Region Preservation Act ".
  • : Junkyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Freedom of the Press"".
  • : Junkyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Junkyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Junkyland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output and the Top 5% for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Junkyland lodged a message on the Ozzy Regional Message Board.
  • : Junkyland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Topid"".

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