by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 292ndLargest Publishing Industry: 764thMost Rebellious Youth: 808th
The Satanic Worshippers of
Civil Rights Lovefest
The Ozzman Cometh!
Ozzy Osbourne
Founder / The Awesome One
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Political Freedom

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Population23.88 billion

LeaderOzzy Osbourne

Animalvampire bat

The Satanic Worshippers of Junkyland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ozzy Osbourne with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.88 billion Junkies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OZZfest. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Junk economy, worth a remarkable 4,263 trillion nibs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 178,548 nibs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, Ozzy Osbourne's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime is totally unknown. Junkyland's national animal is the vampire bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ozzism.

Junkyland is ranked 165,740th in the world and 15th in Ozzy for Most Pro-Market, scoring -55.14 on the Rand Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 292ndLargest Publishing Industry: 764thMost Rebellious Youth: 808thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,596thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,685thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,395thMost Cultured: 2,460thFattest Citizens: 2,529thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,800thSmartest Citizens: 3,193rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,220thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,275thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,039thLargest Populations: 4,082ndMost Influential: 4,475thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,401stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,125thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,141stMost Armed: 7,214thLargest Governments: 7,373rdNicest Citizens: 7,631stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,056thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,155thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,387thHighest Average Incomes: 8,606thNudest: 10,018thTop
Highest Drug Use: 11,657thSafest: 12,424thMost Developed: 12,799thMost Politically Free: 13,380thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,011thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,319thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,677thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,165thMost Efficient Economies: 16,834thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,764thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,869th
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Junkyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Frieden-und Freudenland".
  • : Junkyland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Freedom to Seek Medical Care II"".
  • : Junkyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Mikeswill".
  • : Junkyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Wartime Journalism Protection Act".
  • : Junkyland lodged a message on the Ozzy Regional Message Board.
  • : Junkyland proposed constructing embassies between Ozzy and SEC Fanatics.
  • : Junkyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Junkyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Australian rePublic".
  • : Junkyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Arbitration Act".
  • : Junkyland agreed to construct embassies between Ozzy and Emirates of Futurnia.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: None.

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