The Steel City of Imperial Pittsburgh is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Art Rooney I with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.03 billion Pittsburghers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heinz Field. The average income tax rate is 63.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Pittsburghian economy, worth 406 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 134,040 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

City-slickers are jelly of all the farmland the government is giving away, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and dentists routinely perform open heart surgery. Crime is totally unknown. Imperial Pittsburgh's national animal is the Steeler.

Imperial Pittsburgh is ranked 50,353^rd in the world and 35^th in The League for Highest Drug Use, scoring 276.75 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.