The Commonwealth of Hapatmitas is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ewan Thorcaill with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.182 billion Hapats are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dúnideann. The average income tax rate is 61.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hapat economy, worth 792 trillion piobans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,303 piobans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, 'Let's Get It On' has jumped to #1 on the billboard charts, and former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hapatmitas's national animal is the whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Hapatmitas is ranked 305,069^th in the world and 261^st in The League for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -23 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.