The Empire of Transpr is a large, genial nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 169 million Transpraquins enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.6%.

The strong Transprian economy, worth 10.3 trillion Tranzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 61,106 Tranzes, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, and a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Transpr's national animal is the Camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Transpr is ranked 156,370^th in the world and 175^th in The League for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 359.56 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.