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Most Devout: 471stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,298thHealthiest Citizens: 3,553rd
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Salisford

Population12.031 billion

CapitalSavotta
LeaderKing Swift Breeze
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyBit
AnimalDove

The Kingdom of Salisford is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Swift Breeze with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.031 billion ponies are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Savotta. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Salisfordian economy, worth a remarkable 2,151 trillion Bits a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,868 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, and courtrooms can be a little sketchy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salisford's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Salisford is ranked 301,188th in the world and 641st in The League for Fattest Citizens, with 3.68 Obesity Rate.

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Most Devout: 471stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,298thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,553rdMost Influential: 3,616thMost Armed: 4,107thMost Cultured: 4,552ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,834thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,034thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,321stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,483rdLargest Publishing Industry: 6,097thLowest Crime Rates: 6,310thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,366thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,978thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,106thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,264thMost Developed: 8,919thHighest Economic Output: 9,372ndMost Authoritarian: 9,447thBest Weather: 10,384thHighest Average Incomes: 10,730thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,963rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,244thSmartest Citizens: 12,011thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,168thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,247thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,470thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,105thMost Patriotic: 14,966thTop
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Most Conservative: 16,782ndLargest Governments: 17,124thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,037thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,704thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,144thMost Efficient Economies: 25,787thLargest Populations: 30,113th
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionMost Extreme: 29th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Governments: 35th in the regionMost Patriotic: 36th in the regionMost Stationary: 37th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 45th in the regionMost Conservative: 45th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 53rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 64th in the regionMost Income Equality: 64th in the region

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