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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 218thMost Devout: 233rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 343rd
The Holy Traditionalist Empire of
Corporate Police State
Devajo Dios yel Emperador
Emperador Alexander II Romero Martínez
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population10.546 billion

CapitalSan Salvador
LeaderEmperador Alexander II Romero Martínez
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyCreeperian Colón
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperador Alexander II Romero Martínez with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, enslaved workforce, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.546 billion Creeperans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Salvador. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Creeperian economy, worth a remarkable 3,496 trillion Creeperian Colóns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 331,586 Creeperian Colóns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,037,898 per year while the poor average 3,860, a ratio of 786 to 1.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', the government is a law unto itself, the government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof, and students who refuse to pray are expelled from school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeperopolis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Creeperopolis is ranked 24,808th in the world and 10th in The League of Conservative Nations for Most Pro-Market, scoring 75.56 on the Rand Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 218thMost Devout: 233rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 343rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 657thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 715thLargest Black Market: 724thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 753rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 813thLargest Mining Sector: 948thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,265thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,267thHighest Average Incomes: 1,421stMost Armed: 1,422ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,542ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,781stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,960thMost Avoided: 2,035thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,128thLargest Retail Industry: 2,258thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,357thMost Efficient Economies: 2,702ndHighest Economic Output: 3,257thLowest Crime Rates: 3,736thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,807thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,958thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,253rdLargest Governments: 5,108thMost Influential: 5,446thRudest Citizens: 6,735thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,444thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,212thMost Conservative: 10,006thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 10,570thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,717thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,607thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,867thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,921stMost Cultured: 14,451stMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,995thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,396thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,313thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,434thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,057thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,542nd
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the region

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