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Creeperopolis was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 423
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 197thMost Devout: 230thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 330th
The Holy Traditionalist Empire of
Corporate Police State
WA Delegate / Chief Consul of the Republic
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population15.841 billion

CapitalSan Salvador
LeaderEmperador Alexander II
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyCreeperian Colón
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperador Alexander II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.841 billion Creeperans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Salvador. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Creeperian economy, worth a remarkable 5,542 trillion Creeperian Colóns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 349,908 Creeperian Colóns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,204,323 per year while the poor average 4,093, a ratio of 782 to 1.

Big game hunters travel to Creeperopolis to try their hand at shark-shooting, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, children across Creeperopolis are mourning the loss of Santa Claus after the military shot down his sleigh (Creeperopolis has found 7 easter eggs), and ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeperopolis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Creeperopolis is ranked 197th in the world and 2nd in The League for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 3.20 million Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 197thMost Devout: 230thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 330thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 345thLargest Black Market: 728thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 867thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 957thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 990thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 999thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,076thMost Influential: 1,347thLargest Mining Sector: 1,360thHighest Average Incomes: 1,454thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,559thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,575thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,582ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,614thMost Armed: 1,641stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,016thHighest Economic Output: 2,292ndFattest Citizens: 2,447thMost Efficient Economies: 2,713thLargest Retail Industry: 2,871stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,534thMost Patriotic: 4,087thLargest Governments: 4,509thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,043rdRudest Citizens: 5,090thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,692ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,392ndLargest Gambling Industry: 10,699thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,332ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,438thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,968thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,015thMost Conservative: 13,074thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,780thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,587thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,428thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,541stMost Cultured: 18,869thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,955thLargest Populations: 19,859thMost Pro-Market: 25,391stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,544thMost Developed: 27,954th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionMost Stationary: 17th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 28th in the regionMost Extreme: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30th in the regionMost Conservative: 31st in the regionMost Cultured: 40th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 48th in the regionMost Developed: 60th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 66th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 79th in the region

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WA update pending: Nation has 331 verified endorsements.