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Most Devout: 252ndLargest Black Market: 742ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 805th
The Holy Traditionalist Empire of
Corporate Police State
Devajo Dios yel Emperador
Director of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population12.393 billion

CapitalSan Salvador
LeaderEmperador Alexander II Romero Martínez
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyCreeperian Colón
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperador Alexander II Romero Martínez with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.393 billion Creeperans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Salvador. The average income tax rate is 82.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Creeperian economy, worth a remarkable 3,977 trillion Creeperian Colóns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 320,970 Creeperian Colóns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, and the clergy of Roman Catholicism remains a single-sex institution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeperopolis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Creeperopolis is ranked 3,081st in the world and 2nd in The League for Highest Economic Output, with 3,977 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Devout: 252ndLargest Black Market: 742ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 805thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 928thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 934thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 944thLargest Mining Sector: 1,101stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,463rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,531stMost Armed: 1,618thHighest Average Incomes: 1,710thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,820thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,852ndTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,420thFattest Citizens: 2,422ndMost Avoided: 2,719thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,734thLargest Retail Industry: 2,741stHighest Economic Output: 3,081stMost Efficient Economies: 3,149thLowest Crime Rates: 3,559thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,182ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,448thRudest Citizens: 4,901stLargest Governments: 5,269thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,752ndMost Influential: 7,039thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,020thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,202ndTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,045thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,584thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,182ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,027thMost Cultured: 14,796thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,173rdLargest Gambling Industry: 16,577thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,611thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,370thMost Developed: 20,856thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,671stMost Conservative: 22,233rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,490thLargest Populations: 23,660th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 16th in the region

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