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Most Devout: 274th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 410th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 692nd
The Holy Traditionalist Empire of
Corporate Police State
Deo et sub Imperatore
Emperor Alexander II the Great
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.889 billion

LeaderEmperor Alexander II the Great
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyNew Creeperian Dollars
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Alexander II the Great with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.889 billion Creeperans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandrov. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Creeperian economy, worth a remarkable 2,282 trillion New Creeperian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 289,275 New Creeperian Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,677,965 per year while the poor average 23,666, a ratio of 70.9 to 1.

Sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, the clergy of Roman Catholicism remains a single-sex institution, and children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeperopolis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Creeperopolis is ranked 4,943rd in the world and 4th in Federation of Conservative Nations for Highest Economic Output, with 2,282 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Devout: 274thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 410thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 692ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 769thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 854thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 900thLargest Black Market: 926thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,174thLargest Mining Sector: 1,357thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,573rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,655thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 1,773rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,870thFattest Citizens: 2,073rdMost Avoided: 2,152ndLargest Insurance Industry: 2,299thLargest Retail Industry: 2,331stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,403rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,937thLowest Crime Rates: 4,152ndMost Conservative: 4,480thHighest Economic Output: 4,943rdMost Influential: 5,152ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,189thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,373rdRudest Citizens: 5,445thLargest Governments: 5,637thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,961stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,883rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,204thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,342ndTop
Most Pro-Market: 8,826thMost Extreme: 9,353rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,456thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,214thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,383rdLargest Gambling Industry: 12,895thMost Cultured: 16,084th
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the region

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