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Most Devout: 295th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 332nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 880th
The Holy Traditionalist Empire of
Corporate Police State
Et sanctus de terra FCN
Emperor Alexander II the Great
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population7.497 billion

LeaderEmperor Alexander II the Great
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyNew Creeperian Dollars
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Alexander II the Great with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.497 billion Creeperans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandrov. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Creeperian economy, worth a remarkable 2,060 trillion New Creeperian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 274,895 New Creeperian Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,808,905 per year while the poor average 16,259, a ratio of 111 to 1.

People often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, and Creeperopolis is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeperopolis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Creeperopolis is ranked 1,980th in the world and 3rd in Federation of Conservative Nations for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 12,136.46 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Devout: 295thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 332ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 880thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 954thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 979thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,019thLargest Black Market: 1,047thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,239thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,700thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,894thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,941stLargest Retail Industry: 1,964thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,980thHighest Average Incomes: 2,045thFattest Citizens: 2,302ndLargest Insurance Industry: 2,332ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,701stMost Avoided: 2,711thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,173rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,403rdRudest Citizens: 5,003rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,229thHighest Economic Output: 5,498thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,567thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,828thMost Influential: 5,929thLargest Governments: 6,128thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,556thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,956thMost Pro-Market: 7,060thMost Conservative: 7,871stTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,830thMost Extreme: 10,413thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,231stMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,737thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,300th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the region

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