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Most Devout: 253rdLargest Black Market: 721stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 791st
The Holy Traditionalist Empire of
Corporate Police State
Devajo Dios yel Emperador
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population12.197 billion

CapitalSan Salvador
LeaderEmperador Alexander II Romero Martínez
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyCreeperian Colón
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperador Alexander II Romero Martínez with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.197 billion Creeperans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Salvador. The average income tax rate is 81.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Creeperian economy, worth a remarkable 3,920 trillion Creeperian Colóns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 321,459 Creeperian Colóns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, and the clergy of Roman Catholicism remains a single-sex institution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeperopolis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Creeperopolis is ranked 244,382nd in the world and 125th in The League for Best Weather, with -367 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most Devout: 253rdLargest Black Market: 721stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 791stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 906thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 924thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 926thLargest Mining Sector: 1,086thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,424thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,559thMost Armed: 1,593rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,698thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,814thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,841stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,428thFattest Citizens: 2,438thTop
Most Avoided: 2,634thLargest Retail Industry: 2,688thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,701stMost Efficient Economies: 3,091stHighest Economic Output: 3,108thLowest Crime Rates: 3,553rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,201stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,285thMost Influential: 4,606thRudest Citizens: 4,766thLargest Governments: 5,263rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,573rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,557thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,855thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,361stMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,618thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,941stHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,215thMost Cultured: 14,847thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,515thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,580thLargest Gambling Industry: 16,684thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,583rdMost Developed: 21,056thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,166thMost Conservative: 21,853rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,880thLargest Populations: 23,892nd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Conservative: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the region

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