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Most Devout: 261stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 784thLargest Black Market: 830th
The Holy Traditionalist Empire of
Corporate Police State
Devajo Dios yel Emperador
Chief Consul of the Republic
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population13.349 billion

CapitalSan Salvador
LeaderEmperador Alexander II Romero Martínez
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyCreeperian Colón
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperador Alexander II Romero Martínez with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.349 billion Creeperans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Salvador. The average income tax rate is 82.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Creeperian economy, worth a remarkable 4,295 trillion Creeperian Colóns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 321,799 Creeperian Colóns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, and the clergy of Roman Catholicism remains a single-sex institution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeperopolis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Creeperopolis is ranked 2,863rd in the world and 7th in The League for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7,684.07 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Devout: 261stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 784thLargest Black Market: 830thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 852ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,021stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,058thLargest Mining Sector: 1,155thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,495thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,654thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,662ndMost Armed: 1,668thHighest Average Incomes: 1,755thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,858thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,335thFattest Citizens: 2,421stTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2,863rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,877thHighest Economic Output: 2,929thMost Efficient Economies: 3,385thLowest Crime Rates: 3,672ndMost Patriotic: 3,810thRudest Citizens: 3,932ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,151stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,525thLargest Governments: 5,393rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,796thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,586thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,315thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,753rdTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,342ndMost Influential: 12,689thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,874thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,095thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,291stMost Cultured: 14,454thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,577thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,695thLargest Gambling Industry: 17,098thMost Developed: 20,613thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,891stLargest Populations: 22,956thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,592nd
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 22nd in the region

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