The Constitutional Kinigdom of Dlakisland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kinig Duest I with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 2.908 billion Dlaks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dralok Palace. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Dlak economy, worth 230 trillion Dlakis Kronor a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,354 Dlakis Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dlakisland's national animal is the Royal Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is No Official Religion.

Dlakisland is ranked 263,645^th in the world and 571^st in The League for Fattest Citizens, with 7.46 Obesity Rate.