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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,506th Most Primitive: 11,188th Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,928th
The Empire of
Moralistic Democracy
For democracy . for empire . for republiciana
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Republiciana

Population141 million

Currencydollars
Animalbald eagle

The Empire of Republiciana is a very large, pleasant nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 141 million Republicianans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The strong Republicianan economy, worth 8.53 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 60,530 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

A lack of funding for new shows has turned television into 24/7 re-runs, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, glassy-eyed Republicianan wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command, and women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Republiciana's national animal is the bald eagle.

Republiciana is ranked 83,777th in the world and 3,741st in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,366.92 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,506thMost Primitive: 11,188thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,928th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 464th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 507th in the regionMost Primitive: 552nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 640th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Republiciana, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
  • : Following new legislation in Republiciana, glassy-eyed Republicianan wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command.
  • : Republiciana was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Republiciana, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Republiciana, a lack of funding for new shows has turned television into 24/7 re-runs.
  • : Following new legislation in Republiciana, Leader's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand.
  • : Republiciana's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in Republiciana, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
  • : Following new legislation in Republiciana, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
  • : Republiciana lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.

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