The National Populist Front of Hoxie is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Leonard Kincaid with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 10.538 billion Hoxieans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Presho. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Hoxiean economy, worth a remarkable 3,377 trillion Toxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 320,505 Toxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers, and the nation excels at displacement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hoxie's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Hoxie is ranked 72,215th in the world and 40th in New Warsaw Pact for Most Influential, scoring 1,075 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
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Hoxie, the nation excels at displacement.
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Hoxie, lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers.
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Hoxie, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
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Hoxie adopted General Assembly Resolution #5 "World Environmental Treaty".
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Hoxie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
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Hoxie, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records.
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Hoxie voted for the World Assembly Resolution "World Environmental Treaty".
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Hoxie, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa.
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Hoxie, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation.
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Hoxie, the army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses.














































































