The Commonwealth of Greater Agnolia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Jacinda Ardern with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.033 billion Agnolians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canberra. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Agnolian economy, worth 872 trillion Agnolian Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 216,444 Agnolian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Agnolian resumés, and paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Agnolia's national animal is the Red Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Agnolia is ranked 3,015^th in the world and 41^st in the Rejected Realms for Highest Poor Incomes, with 191,557.89 Standard Monetary Units.