The Dominion of Dimetrodon Empire is a massive, safe nation, notable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.563 billion Dimetrodons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Synapsid City. The average income tax rate is 48.1%.

The Dimetrodon economy, worth 130 trillion pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 50,760 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Dimetrodon Empire will pay them to stop, and Dimetrodon Empire recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dimetrodon Empire's national animal is the Dimetrodon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dimetrodon Empire is ranked 91,286^th in the world and 1^st in Dimetrodons Private Island for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.39 law-abiding acts per hour.