The Nation of Free Workers Confederacy is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Minister-President Memphis Sutton with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.163 billion Free Workers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Comninem. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Workers Confederacyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,982 trillion Rubles a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,004 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most recent election was a close race between Minister-President Memphis Sutton and Minister-President Memphis Sutton, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, and the military has declared war on all religious influence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Workers Confederacy's national animal is the hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Free Workers Confederacy is ranked 329,753^rd in the world and 497^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 17.61 on the Bus Surprisal Index.