The Red Panda Republic of Evaropi is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Josaiah Williamson with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.985 billion Evaropians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Leckshire. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Evaropian economy, worth a remarkable 3,719 trillion yuens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 206,785 yuens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, the new biography of President Josaiah Williamson is subtitled "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate the Bomb", and toddlers insist their pacifiers be autoclaved. Crime is totally unknown. Evaropi's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Evaropi is ranked 17,344^th in the world and 93^rd in Forest for Most Secular, with 63.22 Atheism Rate.