The Federal Commonwealth of Calbout is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Edgar II with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.181 billion Calboutians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calcadonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Calboutian economy, worth 670 trillion Calboutian Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 129,502 Calboutian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, finders keepers is the law of the land, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, and tech companies are playing whack-a-mole with one-post accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calbout's national animal is the Red Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Calbout is ranked 16,575^th in the world and 40^th in Christians for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.88 law-abiding acts per hour.