The Apostolic Commonwealth of New Luciannova is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lucian Constantine Publius Pius Aurelius with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.579 billion New Luciannovans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agora. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.7%.

The frighteningly efficient New Luciannovan economy, worth 883 trillion New Luciannovan Denarii a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 246,955 New Luciannovan Denarii, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 803,305 per year while the poor average 57,199, a ratio of 14.0 to 1.

The nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Luciannova's national animal is the Awesome Possum and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

New Luciannova is ranked 23,948^th in the world and 1^st in Kartokistan for Most Pro-Market, scoring 76.44 on the Rand Index.