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Most Devout: 517thLowest Crime Rates: 648thLargest Governments: 993rd
The Federation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Conquest and Justice with an Ironfist
Emperor Sergei Izotov
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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ImperialRussia

Population3.878 billion

CapitalMoscow
LeaderEmperor Sergei Izotov
FaithOrthodox Christianity

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalGiant Grizzly Bear

The Federation of ImperialRussia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Sergei Izotov with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.878 billion Russians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth a remarkable 1,008 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 260,024 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, and undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ImperialRussia's national animal is the Giant Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

ImperialRussia is ranked 5,407th in the world and 15th in Wintreath for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 14,052.74 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Devout: 517thLowest Crime Rates: 648thLargest Governments: 993rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,106thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,161stMost Armed: 1,259thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,382ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,426thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,446thMost Efficient Economies: 1,571stMost Developed: 1,578thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,705thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,717thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,865thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,016thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,087thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,103rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,126thHighest Average Incomes: 3,143rdMost Influential: 3,179thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,557thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,645thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,949thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,357thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,407thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,962ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,459thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,470thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,644thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,271stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,231stTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 12,458thLargest Mining Sector: 13,252ndMost Authoritarian: 17,167thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,687thHighest Economic Output: 17,930th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ImperialRussia, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected.
  • : Following new legislation in ImperialRussia, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional.
  • : ImperialRussia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
  • : Following new legislation in ImperialRussia, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Following new legislation in ImperialRussia, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in ImperialRussia, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
  • : Following new legislation in ImperialRussia, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • : Following new legislation in ImperialRussia, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
  • : ImperialRussia lodged a message on the Wintreath Regional Message Board.
  • : ImperialRussia lodged a message on the Wintreath Regional Message Board.

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