The Federation of ImperialRussia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Sergei Izotov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.045 billion Russians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth a remarkable 2,548 trillion CryptoRubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 361,774 CryptoRubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The horniness of the great-horned Giant Grizzly Bear is considered a national priority, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, and schoolchildren are divided over Emperor Sergei Izotov's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ImperialRussia's national animal is the Giant Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

ImperialRussia is ranked 1,158^th in the world and 2^nd in Wintreath for Smartest Citizens, with 221.16 quips per hour.