Population | 7.045 billion |
Capital | Moscow |
Leader | Emperor Sergei Izotov |
Faith | Orthodox Christianity |
Currency | CryptoRuble |
Animal | Giant Grizzly Bear |
The Federation of ImperialRussia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Sergei Izotov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.045 billion Russians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth a remarkable 2,548 trillion CryptoRubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 361,774 CryptoRubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The horniness of the great-horned Giant Grizzly Bear is considered a national priority, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, and schoolchildren are divided over Emperor Sergei Izotov's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ImperialRussia's national animal is the Giant Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.
ImperialRussia is ranked 1,158th in the world and 2nd in Wintreath for Smartest Citizens, with 221.16 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
ImperialRussia, schoolchildren are divided over Emperor Sergei Izotov's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech.
- : Following new legislation in
ImperialRussia, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
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ImperialRussia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
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ImperialRussia lodged a message on the Wintreath Regional Message Board.
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ImperialRussia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
- : Following new legislation in
ImperialRussia, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
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ImperialRussia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protections During Territorial Transitions".
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ImperialRussia withdrew its vote on the World Assembly Resolution "Protections During Territorial Transitions".
- : Following new legislation in
ImperialRussia, the horniness of the great-horned Giant Grizzly Bear is considered a national priority.
- : Following new legislation in
ImperialRussia, visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 34 » New Narag Empire,
The Provincial Union of the Pacific,
Bostovania,
Andromedian,
Melehan,
Slowetia,
Wintermoot,
Weihbach,
Dawcreek,
Platinum Skills,
The Stigyan Triumvirate,
Zinnea,
The Greenlandic North,
Cozia,
Polugaria,
Ehrenfest,
Reactia,
Hayden Rivers,
Svipjoth,
Penguin Dictators,
Eas Knine,
Thomoland,
WhysashaPOTATO,
Lusgastan,
Greyrey,
Kirmizistan,
El Bababooey,
Free Separatists of New Columbia,
Imperio tilandes,
Dawsinian,
Mantahore,
Yukomibia,
Oro Blanto, and
United union of freedom.