The Pink Holy of Libervalley is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Edward Krantz with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 16.75 billion Libervalleyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 61.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Libervalleyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,914 trillion Liber Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,989 Liber Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas, and the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Libervalley's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Methodism.

Libervalley is ranked 36,102^nd in the world and 2^nd in The Pangaean Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.12 law-abiding acts per hour.