The Holy Empire of Canamn is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Frederico II The Great with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 10.386 billion Canamnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petrópolis. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Canamnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,741 trillion Canamnian Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 360,271 Canamnian Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, the car industry has been kicked into one-gear, the Canamnian population often struggles to think straight, and the endangered saltwater humpback Harpy Eagle is only seen in captivity programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canamn's national animal is the Harpy Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Canamn is ranked 1,320^th in the world and 5^th in Christians for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 957.49 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.