The Bundesreich of Canamn is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Chanceler Joe Von Ludwing with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 6.551 billion Canamnianos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meereszitadelle. The average income tax rate is 92.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Canamnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,841 trillion Aurimarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 281,048 Aurimarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Meereszitadelle for fear of causing a fuss, and there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canamn's national animal is the Pinguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Canamn is ranked 2,920^th in the world and 4^th in Covenant Shores for Safest, scoring 138.71 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.