by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,315thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,321stLowest Crime Rates: 5,720th
The Tsardom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Today is called a present, because it is a gift
Asparuh II
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.912 billion

CapitalVeliki Bulgar
LeaderAsparuh II
FaithBulgar Orthodox Christianity

CurrencyKanə Motunə

The Tsardom of Unogonduria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Asparuh II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.912 billion Unogondurs are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veliki Bulgar. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Unogondurian economy, worth 431 trillion Kanə Motunəs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,234 Kanə Motunəs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, and heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unogonduria's national animal is the Omnidens, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bulgar Orthodox Christianity.

Unogonduria is ranked 10,508th in the world and 90th in Europeia for Best Weather, with 224 meters of sunlight.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,315thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,321stLowest Crime Rates: 5,720thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,801stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,129thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,257thMost Influential: 6,576thMost Devout: 6,762ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,632ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,780thMost Developed: 7,811thMost Patriotic: 7,831stLargest Governments: 8,171stNicest Citizens: 8,210thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,227thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,549thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,549thSafest: 8,723rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,425thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,866thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,906thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,161stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,205thBest Weather: 10,508thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,935thSmartest Citizens: 11,092ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,164thMost Cultured: 12,417thHighest Food Quality: 13,115thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,535thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,486thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,791stMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,111thMost Inclusive: 17,619thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,697thHighest Average Incomes: 23,272ndMost Efficient Economies: 24,610thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,747thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,259th
Most Devout: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionMost Patriotic: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 29th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 44th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 45th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 45th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 50th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 57th in the regionLargest Governments: 60th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 64th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 69th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 69th in the regionMost Developed: 72nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 72nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 74th in the regionSafest: 75th in the regionNicest Citizens: 75th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 78th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 85th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 86th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 87th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 89th in the regionBest Weather: 90th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 92nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 93rd in the regionMost Cultured: 96th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 105th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 114th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 116th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 118th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 119th in the region

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