The Tsardom of Unogonduria is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Álmosh with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 7.844 billion Unogondurs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konstantinbalik. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Unogondurian economy, worth a remarkable 1,465 trillion Unogondurian perpers a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 186,814 Unogondurian perpers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, and all beauty contests have been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unogonduria's national animal is the Double-headed Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Christianity.

Unogonduria is ranked 275,608^th in the world and 129^th in Vristic for Fattest Citizens, with 6.43 Obesity Rate.