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N-DAY 9 - FASCIST SOLIDARITY ACCORD Faction


Back once again and stronger than ever, thanks to the perseverance and unity between the United Fascist Workers Association & the Fifth Empire, joined now for the first time by the honorable and mighty regions of Authotaria, & The Coalition of NS Fascists, the most memorable faction of N-day re-emerges. Simply and traditionally named after the international organization that began the coalition years prior- The Fascist Solidarity Accord - began forming during the final countdown of the radioactive menace, in the critical early hours of the 28th of September 2023. Within the first 36 hours, the FSA swelled, and the list of names that made antifa tremble grew longer, through the adherence of Sacrumterra, The Imperial Assembly, & The Grand Iron Order.

Other regions joining the faction will be honored in this dispatch!


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Now knowing full well the ravaging consequences of nuclear war, the strong leadership of every signatory region gathered deep underground in a high security high tech facility codenamed the War Vault. After hours of roman saluting each other, the parties involved partook in a multi-hour long discussion to assert the preliminary goals of the coalition, as well as the contingency plans for that year's iteration of the all too familiar global frenzy of Mutually Assured Destruction. The following points were vaguely agreed upon and recorded in officially-unofficial writing on the back of a nuka-cola stained napkin:

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Members of the FSA faction solemnly swear to fight for the imperium of the soul that is our shared common ground to our very last irradiated man;

Signatory regions shall plunder their soils for precious uranium with such disregard as if there were no nature left on the glass planet of tomorrow;

We shall always nuke first and ask questions later;

On N-day and N-day alone, to glow in the dark is considered a fact of life and not a distinguishing feature of saboteurs;

It's pronounced "nucular" :)

No fighting in the War Vault!

If the FSA is ever to perish our final detonation must be so powerful and our mushroom cloud so tall that the whole world will shake and the antifa ghouls will stand back in stupefaction.

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Fifth Empire
United Fascist Workers Association
The Coalition of NS Fascists
Authotaria
Sacrumterra
The Grand Iron Order
The Imperial Assembly

During N-day 9, individual nations from all over the metaverse joined arms with the FSA in the name of Funscism.
These many nations hailed from 27 non-pact-member regions:

Second Kekistani Republic
Europe
Barbaria
Albosiac
The Land of Kings and Emperors
Poland
Kuznet Union
West Germany
Liberal Democratic Union
Confederation of Corrupt Dictators
Fullworthia
Osiris
Balder
The Invaders
The South Pacific
SCCR Soviet Cobra Communist Republic
Eurth
The Apolean Frontiers
Karma
Lazarus
Communist Dictatorships
The Alliance of Absolute Monarchs
The Rejected Realms
Christian Nationalist Front
The Black Hawks
The Pacific
Autism zone

As the curtains draw to a close on this event of metauniversal destruction, the brave men and women of each valiant nation return to their lives in relative normalcy, living without fear of the next inevitable hyper nuclear war. Whispers in the halls of power hint at a future return of the alliance, under a mysterious nuclear caesar... ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

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