WA Delegate (non-executive): The Holy Delegatory Empire of Bobracha (elected 283 days ago)
Embassies: The New Inquisition, Albion, Europeia, Balder, Osiris, the West Pacific, Unknown, Mazeria, Ceseris, The Kingdom of Denmark, Great Britain and Ireland, Lone Wolves United, The United Kingdom of Britain, The Imperial Legion, Hampshire, Asgard, and 3 others.The Realm of Westeros, New Warsaw Pact, and Empire of Oceania.
Regional Power: Very High
Today's World Census Report
The Least Corrupt Governments in The Land of Kings and Emperors
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
As a region, The Land of Kings and Emperors is ranked 12,569th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
|1.||The Imperium of Byritannia||Left-Leaning College State||“Imperator Vult”|
|2.||The Republic of Valfor||Capitalizt||“Out of Many, One.”|
|3.||The Confederation of Nordevia||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Euntes septentrionali”|
|4.||The Holy Empire of Friderica Magna||New York Times Democracy||“Suum Cuique”|
|5.||The Kingdom of Wharfland||Left-wing Utopia||“It's better down where it's wetter.”|
|6.||The Kingdom of Manduelle||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Deo et patriae”|
|7.||The Republic of Letrastan||Democratic Socialists||“Land of a better future”|
|8.||The Republic of The Western Brotherhood||New York Times Democracy||“It's all for the greater good.”|
|9.||The Empire of Shi Kitsune||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Keizoku wa chikara nari”|
|10.||The Allied States of StYoungston||Civil Rights Lovefest||“We stop this here.”|
- 4 hours ago: The United Socialist States of Crazy Nation Of Crazy People arrived from The Black Hawks.
- 6 hours ago: The Republic of Luki2000 ceased to exist.
- 6 hours ago: The Republic of Xelav ceased to exist.
- 7 hours ago: The Matriarchy of Femiwonderland arrived from The South Pacific.
- 7 hours ago: The Empire of Grox Nation departed this region for The Black Riders.
- 7 hours ago: The Empire of Grox Nation arrived from The Pacific.
- 9 hours ago: The Holy Empire of The British German Reich departed this region for The Crown Federation of Recon.
- 12 hours ago: The Armed Republic of Heisenshort arrived from The North Pacific.
- 18 hours ago: The Kingdom of Hismin arrived from Europeia.
- 18 hours ago: The Colony of Koekefounov of the region The united nations of democracy proposed constructing embassies.
The Land of Kings and Emperors Regional Message Board
His Supreme Majesty's Exterior Ministry is in need of driven, passionate and ambitious individuals. We have several openings which may suit your interest, and help you become more active and contributing members of the LKE!
Minister for Communications and Dispatches
-Oversee the Communications and Dispatches office of the Exterior Ministry.
-Ensure the timely and efficient crafting of regional updates, dispatches and other official communications to be released by the Government.
-Coordinate with the Office of Ambassadors and Foreign Representatives in the timely distribution of the material mentioned above.
-Recommend to the Exterior Ministry members of the Office deserving of awards and recognition.
-Perform other functions assigned to him by the Exterior Minister.
Minister for Ambassadors and Foreign Representatives
-Oversee the Diplomatic Corps.
-Ensure that Ambassadors distribute the material produced by the Communications and Dispatches offices.
-Ensure that Ambassadors submit their regional weekly reports.
-Recommend to the Exterior Ministry members of the Corps deserving of awards and recognition.
-Perform other functions assigned to him by the Exterior Minister.
-Represent the LKE abroad in regions and or interregional organizations.
-Maintain as active our embassies, consulates and or interests offices in their assigned regions or interregional organization.
-Distribute regional updates and other communications from the LKE to their assigned regions or interregional organization.
-Submit weekly reports on the region they are assigned to .
-Perform other functions that may be assigned to him by the Exterior Minister.
Those interested are hereby invited to submit their applications in the forums or message me, the Exterior Minister. Thanks and I look forward to working with you!
Hallo, ik ben een vrouw.
I'm dutch, btw. What i just said is I'm a women, don't use male pronouns :)
Hello Krijger and welcome to the glorious Land of Kings and Emperors.
After Ithqington's cuisine was rated dead last in a SURVEY conducted by the world's best taste-testers, offended gastronomists have demanded a "national dish" to champion the country's food culture.
"C'est terrible" bemoans Head Chef Violet Dovey of the Saveloy Grande HOTEL. "Too many youngsters are eating zis awful fast food. Ze government must encourage haute cuisine to demonstrate to ze world that Ithqington is a country of beauty, love, and fine cooking. I suggest sautéed escargots avec garlic butter. Here - try one. Bon appétit!"
"What's wrong with fast food?" asks ACNED MaxiDonalds server Max Washington as he scratches his nose. "Get a Maxi-sized triple cheeseburger and fries with soda for just five Ithqington Pounds. Quick, cheap and tasty - that's why our customers love us. Next please!"
"Mornin'" calls out farmer Agnes Wall, leading a cow into your office. "What do we CARE if some parboiled foreigners don't like our food? There's nothing better than good old-fashioned Ithqington-grown produce, cooked just the way me ol' ma would." Drawing a stun-gun and a cleaver from his dungarees, he continues, "Fancy a steak?"
"A good serving of sprouts is all I ever needed to grow up strong and HEALTHY" says school dinner-lady Virginia Sanchez. Dolloping a mound of grey slop onto your plate, she continues, "Mashed cauliflower. The kids love it, and there's nothing better for growing the hair on your chest. Now eat it all up!"
A rancid stench precedes George W. Ruff who slaps a foul-smelling plate of decayed Bull liver diced with broiled asparagus and fermented pig's milk on your desk. "Some may call our customary food 'not with the times' or EVEN 'nauseating', but what do they know? Show your love for Ithqington's culinary heritage, and tuck in."
"There, there" soothes your PA Roxanne Love, proffering a bucket. "Our cuisine could use work, but there's so many DISHES we'd have to fix… Oh, I know! You can't go wrong with pasta. Why not have everyone eat pasta? Only pasta." A plate of linguine appears on your desk.
One or five! (joking about 5, one or dismiss)
A tabloid magazine, The National Incriminator, has revealed the sordid details of an affair between one of your top advisors, Robert Lotsalovin, and his secretary.
"They found out I did WHAT?!" Advisor Lotsalovin says in his morning meeting in your office. "This just can't happen! How can government officials do their jobs properly if we have to work under the constant scrutiny of these idiotic supermarket tabloids? I say tabloid newspapers must be banned, and we must not allow newspapers to speak ill of our government officials... for the good of Ithqington, of course..."
"Unbelievable!" says Reverend Ryan Longfellow of the local Catholic church. "Our government officials must be held to a higher standard than this! Mr. Lotsalovin must be removed from office and jailed. We cannot allow such disgusting corruption within the halls of justice!"
"Whoa, whoa, hey, now..." argues Senator Matilda Goethe. "What happened to Mr. Lotsalovin is no different than affairs that happen all over Ithqington every day! Before you know it, they'll be after YOUR sexual history! I think what we need to do is take the public attention off of it somehow, perhaps by... oh, I don't know... giving them a tax cut! That'll divert their attention from this momentary distraction just long enough for Mr. Lotsalovin's DIVORCE PROCESS to end!"
After a recent high-profile case of a minority student being refused admission to a traditional, prestigious college, civil rights activists, conservatives, and teachers are up in arms about affirmative action and ethnic equality in education.
"This is just another attempt to discriminate against people of color," declares civil-rights activist, former TV commentator and unabashed publicity speaker Rochelle Christmas. "If people are disadvantaged in their upbringing then they should be given an 'equal' chance to succeed in college."
"The affirmative action programs aren't necessary at all," rejoins conservative speaker and HAIR CARE PRODUCT salesperson Ruby Li. "If you really want to treat everyone equally, as you claim, how can you support special treatment for a few so-called minority groups? Besides, it would cost even more money to enforce."
"I think you are both looney," says Aaron O, professor of liberal arts at Ithqington National University. "All education should be open to everyone regardless of their grades in high school, economic status or academic prowess. Free college education should be available to every citizen of Ithqington, no matter what the cost!"
For the first one 1 for the second one 1.
2 & 1 for me I think :)