The Kingdom of The offshore Aage Islands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Karita Aanes with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.076 billion Aageans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skeie. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Aagean economy, worth 96.9 trillion Aagean Chronos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,051 Aagean Chronos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 279,882 per year while the poor average 22,288, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.

Law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, the dartboard at the Aagean Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Karita Aanes's face, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, and building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The offshore Aage Islands's national animal is the Badger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The offshore Aage Islands is ranked 131,786^th in the world and 1,039^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.68 law-abiding acts per hour.