The Holy Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Worship the Banner or be destroyed!
Regional Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Few

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The Holy Empire of An Clar is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Gaius Melkor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.786 billion An Clarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant An Clarian economy, worth 251 trillion banner yoyoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 14,981 banner yoyoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students cut up leftover banner yoyoes during Arts and Crafts, concussed magpieball players cannot remember their lineup position, governments opposing An Clar are beset by rebels, and a study has shown that many parents are too embarrassed to teach their children sex education. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. An Clar's national animal is the magpie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Melkorianism.

An Clar is ranked 45th in Europe and 5,269th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 13 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 3 days 7 hours ago: An Clar was endorsed by Duckass.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: An Clar was endorsed by The Empire of Europe and Northern Asia.
  • 4 days ago: An Clar was endorsed by The Republic of Litanz.
  • 5 days ago: An Clar fell out of the world Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 8 days ago: An Clar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • 8 days ago: An Clar was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • 8 days ago: An Clar was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Neuss.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in An Clar, a study has shown that many parents are too embarrassed to teach their children sex education.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in An Clar, governments opposing An Clar are beset by rebels.
  • 10 days ago: An Clar was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).

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