The Holy Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Worship the Banner or be destroyed!
Regional Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Holy Empire of An Clar is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Gaius Melkor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.555 billion An Clarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant An Clarian economy, worth 295 trillion banner yoyoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 15,945 banner yoyoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All tariffs have been abolished, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. An Clar's national animal is the magpie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Melkorianism.

An Clar is ranked 35th in Europe and 5,969th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 9 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in An Clar, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : Following new legislation in An Clar, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in An Clar, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in An Clar, all tariffs have been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in An Clar, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace.
  • : Following new legislation in An Clar, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over An Clar.
  • : An Clar endorsed The Kingdom of Zamolxiana.
  • : An Clar endorsed The Emirate of Sami Abu Hawash.
  • : An Clar was endorsed by The Kingdom of Zamolxiana.
  • : An Clar was endorsed by The Emirate of Sami Abu Hawash.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 115 » Alsted, Jenesia, The Seven Provinces, The City-State of Vienna, Lexembourg, Lieges, The Fair Republic, Tigyland, Fenian Provinces, Stromia, Marmotien, Kaiserusse, Mameluco, The Armed Socialist Workers Syndicate, Dauershire, Foucaults garden, Novo Portugal, Canopytown, Albertinum, Bohomo, Frostinia, Prinx, Wombelland, Imperium Anglorum, Basque Dominion, Northern German Federation, Manupolia, Troltovia, The Nether Regions, Strajalands, Bescherelle, The Greater German Federal Republic, Ekronia, Somoranya, East Arc, Falvaard, Ydinian, Melfar, Vinternia, Kingdom of Bavaria, Ironbrook, GijsMr, Pungusglynn, Kardjali, Thalling, Dark Matter, Anatruria, Libertian Confederacy, Aurora Republic, Polonilandia, and 65 others.Sugar Cake, Saint Isabel, Fortia, New Decius, Orthodox States, Tuccistahn, Woschia, Ecclestia, Imperialist German Empire, Vesterheim, Spoi, Axus Ortai, Outer Sparta, Ansington, Zwyzwyq, Nova Kraken, The Global Republic, Seaton, Dacian Freelands, Nova Uppsala, Aurulian Union, Eurosceptic Citizens, Ivernia, Hamilton-by-sea, Saudi Canadia, Zuid-Limburgia, Imperium Invictum, North of Americas, The Summerset States, Kwakwakutlopia, MSolandish Empire, Sobluruk, Dorsendo, Jamoea, Roteoclau, Eulentul, Cherised Lands of Galicia, Ehrnsdorf, Thracia and Crimea, Benha, Botizia, Lovisa, Great Britain and N-Ireland, Green Counties, Sarmalute, Claudiuville, GeneralStalin, Charlesia, Drangliec, Eicant, The Nova Diamond Islands, Spookytonia, Fauzjhia, Principality of the Dragon, Hirota, Socialist Slavic Nations, Spagna, Linkisheer, Sant Engordany, Alldyn, Newmere, Zinoquia, Mynox, Sami Abu Hawash, and Zamolxiana.

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