The Holy Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Worship the Banner or be destroyed!
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Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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The Holy Empire of An Clar is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Gaius Melkor with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.493 billion An Clarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The powerhouse An Clarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,606 trillion banner yoyoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 218,638 banner yoyoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Spies caught in An Clar are never heard from again, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, school uniforms are compulsory, and police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. An Clar's national animal is the magpie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Melkorianism.

An Clar is ranked 276th in Europe and 120,153rd in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -263 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 4 days ago: An Clar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in An Clar, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in An Clar, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in An Clar, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in An Clar, spies caught in An Clar are never heard from again.
  • 5 days ago: An Clar endorsed The Federal Republic of Lerne.
  • 5 days ago: An Clar was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Lerne.
  • 5 days ago: An Clar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed (last census: Top 10%).
  • 7 days ago: An Clar was endorsed by The Democratic Colonial Empire of Imperium Anglorum.
  • 10 days ago: An Clar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.

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